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Someone famous once said that with great power comes great responsibility. However, some people think that great power means great fun.
Where is the truth? You tell me.

Priest Simulator is a realistic, well, simulator of living as the most privileged person in town.
  • Do the sermons. People will obey you.
  • Give the sacraments. According to your own price list.
  • Visit people. Collect loot.
  • Modernize you church. Or your saint laboratory.
  • Perform exorcisms on possessed people. Or animals.
  • Destroy the sects. Or make alliances.
  • Fight with other priests in Divine Powers Challanges. Or take part in illegal races.
  • Spend money on car upgrades. Or weapons to fight demons.
But first of all remember - take care of your reputation. Because you live in a place where almost everyone wants to pull your leg.
 
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Game look garbage but it's "refreshing" in a video industry that want to sell us only political correct in their murder simulation.
I miss those title, like Postal etc.
 
CloudStrife_ca said:
I just knew before I opened up this thread, it was going to go in this direction and so quickly haha
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To be fair, the Catholic church has wholly deserved it at this point. There's no basis in Christianity for the priests to be celibate, if they weren't forced to be maybe we wouldn't have centuries of abuse (that has only recently started to see more daylight, the church did its best to keep the whole thing under the wraps). But not only that, the Pope actively advocates both banning abortion (it's not a clear-cut moral issue, but say someone gets raped, forcing her to carry the child is just fucked up in so many ways) and not using contraceptives. The Catholic church is dominant in some very poor areas, and the last thing those places (and the globe for that matter) need is more people. And still there are new instances of systematic abuse and coverups that keep popping up all the time. So FUCK THE CATHOLIC CHURCH, fuck it with a broomstick, sideways. Although it may just enjoy that.

....erm, sorry, got a bit carried away. I have some issues with the Catholic church. Do continue.
 
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wutnau said:
To be fair, the Catholic church has wholly deserved it at this point. There's no basis in Christianity for the priests to be celibate, if they weren't forced to be maybe we wouldn't have centuries of abuse (that has only recently started to see more daylight, the church did its best to keep the whole thing under the wraps). But not only that, the Pope actively advocates both banning abortion (it's not a clear-cut moral issue, but say someone gets raped, forcing her to carry the child is just fucked up in so many ways) and not using contraceptives. The Catholic church is dominant in some very poor areas, and the last thing those places (and the globe for that matter) need is more people. And still there are new instances of systematic abuse and coverups that keep popping up all the time. So FUCK THE CATHOLIC CHURCH, fuck it with a broomstick, sideways. Although it may just enjoy that.

....erm, sorry, got a bit carried away. I have some issues with the Catholic church. Do continue.
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I have no issues at all I'm not a religious guy by any means, if you didn't say it I would have, that whole situation is just fucked.
 
IbizaPocholo said:
Priest Simulator is a realistic, well, simulator of living as the most privileged person in town.
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IbizaPocholo said:
People will obey you.
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IbizaPocholo said:
  • Give the sacraments. According to your own price list.

  • Visit people. Collect loot.

  • Modernize you church. Or your saint laboratory.

  • Perform exorcisms on possessed people. (not all priests do so, and who exactly does in the parish is kept secret) Or animals.

  • Destroy the sects. Or make alliances.

  • Fight with other priests in Divine Powers Challanges. Or take part in illegal races.

  • Spend money on car upgrades. Or weapons to fight demons.
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.....?

(Pretty sure it is just some kind of really weird joke, so I'll try to not be as hard on it as I can)
 
wutnau said:
To be fair, the Catholic church has wholly deserved it at this point. There's no basis in Christianity for the priests to be celibate, if they weren't forced to be maybe we wouldn't have centuries of abuse (that has only recently started to see more daylight, the church did its best to keep the whole thing under the wraps). But not only that, the Pope actively advocates both banning abortion (it's not a clear-cut moral issue, but say someone gets raped, forcing her to carry the child is just fucked up in so many ways) and not using contraceptives. The Catholic church is dominant in some very poor areas, and the last thing those places (and the globe for that matter) need is more people. And still there are new instances of systematic abuse and coverups that keep popping up all the time. So FUCK THE CATHOLIC CHURCH, fuck it with a broomstick, sideways. Although it may just enjoy that.

....erm, sorry, got a bit carried away. I have some issues with the Catholic church. Do continue.
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1)Priestly Celibacy is indeed not a matter of dogma, so it can be changed. In fact, priests could originally marry. The reason priests can't anymore is generally understood to be because it may be a conflict of vocations. Priests are supposed to be devoted to their flock, and being a husband and biological father may spread the priest thin.

2)Abortion is a sin in the Church and has been so and will be so till the end of time. The Pope has nothing to do with why we believe this. There are many good reasons to believe abortion is a moral evil, especially scientifically. Also, we believe contraception is wrong because we believe that sex is supposed to be both life-giving and unitive. To actively try to limit the sexual gift would be an attack on sex itself. One should give themselves completely to their spouse. We however believe that Natural Family Planning is acceptable (which is timing out intercourse based on the menstrual cycle) as it is not an active prevention of sex and pregnancy.

3) The sex abuse is a terrible thing, but the majority of clergy are innocent of such affairs. Changes do need to be made however. A recent study said 2-3% of clergy members may be complicit and that is way too many.

Also, please don't say "f*ck the church". It is important to many people like me and we are a apart of it. To say "f*ck" it is to say f*ck me. God still works through His church.
 
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CatholicGamerGuy said:
To actively try to limit the sexual gift would be an attack on sex itself. One should give themselves completely to their spouse. We however believe that Natural Family Planning is acceptable (which is timing out intercourse based on the menstrual cycle) as it is not an active prevention of sex and pregnancy.
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Uhh, by following the menstrual cycle and timing your horizontal mambo accordingly, aren't you actively "limiting the sexual gift", thus being an attack on sex itself? And really, forcing a raped girl to carry a child isn't moral evil? What is it then?

And sorry, but I'll say it again: fuck the Catholic church. If "god" is working through it, he's either doing a piss-poor job or a sociopath.
 
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wutnau said:
Uhh, by following the menstrual cycle and timing your horizontal mambo accordingly, aren't you actively "limiting the sexual gift", thus being an attack on sex itself? And really, forcing a raped girl to carry a child isn't moral evil? What is it then?

And sorry, but I'll say it again: fuck the Catholic church. If "god" is working through it, he's either doing a piss-poor job or a sociopath.
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NFP is not limiting the sexual gift as nothing is impeded. The man still ejaculates inside of the woman and ther e is still the potential for a child to be conceived. To wear a condom would be preventing ejaculation in the woman and absolutely not giving the gift of the self to the wife.

Rape is a mortal sin. A child conceived in rape comes from very unfortunate circumstances, but she/he is still a child. They still have a right to live.

Please don't insult my faith, I get closer to God through it and am trying to become a saint. It betters me and makes me want to be a good example to others. I want to serve God and man because of it. If I said "f*ck moral relativism or atheism or secularism" would you be fine with that?

Fuz said:
Not a joke. These things normally happen - at least here in Italy.
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What do you mean?
 
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CatholicGamerGuy said:
If I said "f*ck moral relativism or atheism or secularism" would you be fine with that?
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Uhh, yes? I'd be completely fine with it. Go on ahead, if it's your opinion you should have the right to voice it.

But good luck with the whole sainthood thing. I'm more concerned about pressing matters right now here on Earth, like the fact that there are too many of us on the planet as it is, we don't need to be breeding exponentially.
 
Here's what I mean, but I can't believe those things don't happen in the states too:
Priest have a huge degree of influence and trust on people, basically just for being a priest, without any real merit (This is actually how they get their children prey so easily. Because parents trust them).
Churches do sacraments... for a "spontaneous" donation. It's not spontaneous and you have to give at least a certain sum of money. You also have things like when they outright ask you for money to make some sort of service (which is already paid by the vatican, by the way) or, as happened to a friend, the sum given wasn't enough and the priest demanded for more. They also never leave empty handed when they go around blessing houses.

They don't work a single day in their life and they're the worst leeches humanity has ever seen.
 
Fuz said:
Here's what I mean, but I can't believe those things don't happen in the states too:
Priest have a huge degree of influence and trust on people, basically just for being a priest, without any real merit (This is actually how they get their children prey so easily. Because parents trust them).
Churches do sacraments... for a "spontaneous" donation. It's not spontaneous and you have to give at least a certain sum of money. You also have things like when they outright ask you for money to make some sort of service (which is already paid by the vatican, by the way) or, as happened to a friend, the sum given wasn't enough and the priest demanded for more. They also never leave empty handed when they go around blessing houses.

They don't work a single day in their life and they're the worst leeches humanity has ever seen.
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Hmm... I'll have to look into this. So you say that it seems like the majority of priests are taking money in order to do their job? I would hope not. You aren't just refering to normal tithing are you? Not that I don't believe you, it's just that I have never heard of priests doing such things (though there are some abuses in the church clearly).

Personally, I trust many priests as they are men of God and I have interacted with them personally from time to time. In fact, I went to a bar with a priest in a local catholic young adult group recently and he was a pretty nice guy. All the priests I know personally are good men. They certainly help out the best they can. When my father died, the Church was always there for me emotionally and spiritually. In fact, my Catholic Youth group in college came to my father's wake and were there for me. It was one of the most loving things another person did for me. The funeral mass had three priests because one of my college priests came to the mass as well. Also, when I become downtrodden or confused in life I always go to a priest in confession and can meet with them and talk to them about my struggles. I personally find priests to be awesome people generally.
 
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I never cared much for the Catholic Church, but after I read that they silently removed a priest and 2 other charity workers for giving condoms to Hiv positive people that didn't want to infect others.... I couldn't care any less now. The Vatican can burn down and I'll just yawn.
 
Fuz said:
No.
All of them.
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I HIGHLY HIGHLY doubt that ALL the priests in Italy are abusing the Church by taking money. That sounds like a HUGE generalization my friend. I was with you until you said all. It is quite possible there are some priests in Italy doing the evil that you say, but certainly not all of them. Still, if you are catching priests doing this, it is best for you to report them to your diocese as this shouldn't happen.
 
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CatholicGamerGuy said:
Still, if you are catching priests doing this, it is best for you to report them to your diocese as this shouldn't happen.
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Right, they'll be promptly moved to another parish, just like what happens when they get caught with their dick up a choirboy.
 
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Fuz said:
It's because you don't live here and you don't know what you're talking about.
It's common practice and it's not even seen as abuse by many people.
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I know many priests from Italy or who are active in Italy from other countries and I know for a fact none of them do what you say.
 
CatholicGamerGuy said:
Most priests don't rape children. All the statistics I have seen indicate a number around 2-3% or at most 5-6% which is still way too much.
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Even if 2% (and like hell it's so low) would be true, how large percentage has been (and still are) doing their best to sweep the whole thing under the carpet?
 
wutnau said:
Even if 2% (and like hell it's so low) would be true, how large percentage has been (and still are) doing their best to sweep the whole thing under the carpet?
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There are people within the church who have and are covering things up, but it certainly is NOT the average priest. I want to say the 2-6% is not just the amount of priests complicit in sexual abuse, but also includes the ones who cover things up.

Do you really think the majority of priests are complicit in such evils? What is your evidence? (Again, just to be clear, I am not justifying the abusers)
 
Fuz said:
It's because you don't live here and you don't know what you're talking about.
It's common practice and it's not even seen as abuse by many people.
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During my grandmothers funeral the priest just mumbled some words to get over it quickly. Probably was not satisfied with the donations, even though priests here get an extra wage from the state, like civil servants.
My grandfather who died few months later did not want a priest, but opted for a political funeral instead, being a member of Resistance during WW2 etc
Members of the Communist Party attended and prepared the funeral and gave a speech. They showed much more respect than the priest above.

I will not talk about the profiteering that goes on in cemeteries and grave stone prices because they are outrageous. Plus some cemetaries due to lack of space force the excavation of the buried after few years and relatives are forced to watch it.
 
Thread makes me want to rewatch Spotlight. Damn fine movie.

Speaking as someone that grew up Catholic and was an altar boy for a long time as well. I wasn't raped, however, I was asked by one of the young priests at the time to accompany him to a Phillies game. Just the two of us. This was after mass while I was taking off my little hooded robe and I remember looking at him kinda weirdly and was like "Uhhhhh…..I think I have to ask my mom". I was around 10 or 11 at the time.

And I never did say anything to my mom. The whole thing just felt awkward. Thankfully he never brought it up when I had to work with him afterwards.
 
CatholicGamerGuy said:
Also, we believe contraception is wrong because we believe that sex is supposed to be both life-giving and unitive. To actively try to limit the sexual gift would be an attack on sex itself. One should give themselves completely to their spouse. We however believe that Natural Family Planning is acceptable (which is timing out intercourse based on the menstrual cycle) as it is not an active prevention of sex and pregnancy.
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Oh no - I had a vasectomy and never had children. I guess since I'm no longer a practicing catholic I should be okay though. Or maybe I will go to hell for a random stipulation a man made up.

I still find it interesting that people will allow other people to dictate things like the use of contraception. But to each their own, I certainly won't judge anyone for their own personal beliefs.
 
wutnau said:
Uhh, by following the menstrual cycle and timing your horizontal mambo accordingly, aren't you actively "limiting the sexual gift", thus being an attack on sex itself? And really, forcing a raped girl to carry a child isn't moral evil? What is it then?

And sorry, but I'll say it again: fuck the Catholic church. If "god" is working through it, he's either doing a piss-poor job or a sociopath.
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Yes fuck the biggest charity organization in the world lol
 
CatholicGamerGuy said:
1) Did you just call priests psychos for being men of God?
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Absolutely. You have to be mentally ill (or a predator seeking the best way to approach your victims) to even consider becoming one.

The things I said are so non-existant that even THE POPE told the churches to stop (I can't find an in-depth article in english that explains the situation, only in italian, but here's this):
http://www.praytellblog.com/index.p...urges-churches-to-give-services-without-fees/


And you also have churches posting tariffs and fines (remember, the official stance of the vatican is that it's free):
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But keep telling me how things are in my country, guys.
 
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