• Hey Guest. Check out your NeoGAF Wrapped 2025 results here!

Priest Simulator - Trailer.

Yes fuck the biggest charity organization in the world lol
And a great job they're doing, just as a single example.

And also, they continue to fuck kids. As South Park put it:

Kyle: Dude, you have *sex* with *children*.
Stan: Yeah, you know, we believe in equality for everybody, and tolerance, and all that gay stuff, but dude, fuck you.
Kyle: Seriously.

I mean. Even if the upcoming saint's lowest figure would be true - what other organisation would have its members/supporters go "hey, only 2% of us are pedophiles!" Wouldn't the more likely response be "JFC 2% of us are sick fucks, out them immediately and turn them to the authorities!"
 
Last edited:
Absolutely. You have to be mentally ill (or a predator seeking the best way to approach your victims) to even consider becoming one.

The things I said are so non-existant that even THE POPE told the churches to stop (I can't find an in-depth article in english that explains the situation, only in italian, but here's this):
http://www.praytellblog.com/index.p...urges-churches-to-give-services-without-fees/


And you also have churches posting tariffs and fines (remember, the official stance of the vatican is that it's free):
10455444_500451880056678_5568415840280452338_n.jpg



But keep telling me how things are in my country, guys.

They charge for that everywhere, well maybe not in Africa where people is too poor anyway, or USA where they would totally get taxed for that. The monetization of beliefs :P
 
Last edited:
And a great job they're doing, just as a single example.

And also, they continue to fuck kids. As South Park put it:

Kyle: Dude, you have *sex* with *children*.
Stan: Yeah, you know, we believe in equality for everybody, and tolerance, and all that gay stuff, but dude, fuck you.
Kyle: Seriously.

I mean. Even if the upcoming saint's lowest figure would be true - what other organisation would have its members/supporters go "hey, only 2% of us are pedophiles!" Wouldn't the more likely response be "JFC 2% of us are sick fucks, out them immediately and turn them to the authorities!"

So, because some people did bad things, all the other good things the organization as a whole did can be dismissed? Of course they can't.

And theres no one in the church saying that about pedophiles, in fact, not only the people that are guilty of it are being expelled but the people that covered for them too.
 
So, because some people did bad things, all the other good things the organization as a whole did can be dismissed? Of course they can't.
Well, I suppose promoting not using condoms in countries suffering from major HIV epidemics can be seen as a humanitarian move - they live in "shithole countries" after all, might as well put them out of their misery.
 
Well, I suppose promoting not using condoms in countries suffering from major HIV epidemics can be seen as a humanitarian move - they live in "shithole countries" after all, might as well put them out of their misery.

lol never mind the fact that they offer food, shelter, water and sanitation, and even more than I care to list. Nah, they are evil because they don't give them condoms...
 
lol never mind the fact that they offer food, shelter, water and sanitation, and even more than I care to list. Nah, they are evil because they don't give them condoms...
No, they are telling them not to use condoms. Which both a) leads to more transmissions, and b) more births as well - causing a need for more food, shelter, water and sanitation.
 
So, because some people did bad things, all the other good things the organization as a whole did can be dismissed? Of course they can't.

And theres no one in the church saying that about pedophiles, in fact, not only the people that are guilty of it are being expelled but the people that covered for them too.

Ohhh, they are expelling Ratzinger (former pope?) too?. Because while he was a Cardinal, he issued a vatican edict to Catholic bishops to cover the whole thing, basically menacing everybody involved with excommunication if they didn´t kept their mouths shut, specially talking to authorities (how would they dare :O). Man, this really would throw the pedigri and authority from scripture lecture out of the window, why would god give the keys of the church to a scumbag :P
 
Last edited:
No, they are telling them not to use condoms. Which both a) leads to more transmissions, and b) more births as well - causing a need for more food, shelter, water and sanitation.

So people are dying for lack of food, shelter, clean water, and since we are talking about countries with AIDS/HIV epidemics, a lot of them are in Africa, so they are also being murdered by several violent terrorist organizations, but here you are making a big deal about condoms. Here is what Pope Francis has to say to that:

"I don't like getting into questions or reflections that are so technical when people die because they don't have water or food or housing," he said. He said when those problems are taken care of, questions like condoms and Aids can be addressed.

The church doesn't force them to not use condoms. There are several other organizations that offer them.

Edit:

Ohhh, they are expelling Ratzinger (former pope?) too?. Because while he was a Cardinal, he issued a vatican edict to Catholic bishops to cover the whole thing, basically menacing everybody involved with excommunication if they didn´t kept their mouths shut, specially talking to authorities (how would they dare :O). Man, this really would throw the pedigri and authority from scripture lecture out of the window, why would god give the keys of the church to a scumbag :p

I know you're just taking the cheap shot, but still I'll answer you. From what I have seen, he has expelled some people, but the vast majority of them seem to be quitting even before it comes to that.

And God has given the church to man, but he doesn't control man. There is nothing man can do to cheapen God's word.
 
Last edited:
Ohhh, they are expelling Ratzinger (former pope?) too?. Because while he was a Cardinal, he issued a vatican edict to Catholic bishops to cover the whole thing, basically menacing everybody involved with excommunication if they didn´t kept their mouths shut, specially talking to authorities (how would they dare :O). Man, this really would throw the pedigri and authority from scripture lecture out of the window, why would god give the keys of the church to a scumbag :p
It has been known for like 30 years.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crimen_sollicitationis

There are HUNDREDS of paedophile priests hidden in the vatican.

We could also talk on how they helped nazis, how they were friends with the worst dictators in history, how they keep trying to destroy women's rights...
Also little things like this: https://www.businessinsider.com/gods-bankers-financial-scandals-at-the-vatican-2015-2?IR=T

The church doesn't force them to not use condoms. There are several other organizations that offer them.
Oh please. They don't "force", alright. BUT YOU'RE GOING TO HELL IF YOU DO. Psychological warfare in a frame of religious colonialism.
 
Last edited:
Oh please. They don't "force", alright. BUT YOU'RE GOING TO HELL IF YOU DO. Psychological warfare in a frame of religious colonialism.

If you think saying someone is going to hell has stopped anyone from doing anything, I have a couple of bridges to sell to you.
 
It has been known for like 30 years.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crimen_sollicitationis

There are HUNDREDS of paedophile priests hidden in the vatican.

We could also talk on how they helped nazis, how they were friends with the worst dictators in history, how they keep trying to destroy women's rights...
Also little things like this: https://www.businessinsider.com/gods-bankers-financial-scandals-at-the-vatican-2015-2?IR=T


Oh please. They don't "force", alright. BUT YOU'RE GOING TO HELL IF YOU DO. Psychological warfare in a frame of religious colonialism.

Oh boy. I bet apologetics have formulated arguments as to why this was needed (popes covering shit up). Are there any links, or are they forbidden to talk about the matter too? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
 
Absolutely. You have to be mentally ill (or a predator seeking the best way to approach your victims) to even consider becoming one.

The things I said are so non-existant that even THE POPE told the churches to stop (I can't find an in-depth article in english that explains the situation, only in italian, but here's this):
http://www.praytellblog.com/index.p...urges-churches-to-give-services-without-fees/


And you also have churches posting tariffs and fines (remember, the official stance of the vatican is that it's free):
10455444_500451880056678_5568415840280452338_n.jpg



But keep telling me how things are in my country, guys.

The actual fuck. How the fuck does wanting to be a priest or thinking about being a priest make one psychologically damaged? I have to think about my vocations and I think I probably won't be a priest but I'm still thinking about what I should do. It is still a possibility. How.... Why.... Do you hear yourself when you type and think about what you say? Is there any reason within you? And they are are all potential predators?

Like I said with the monetary abuse I'm sure there are some priests that do that and you should report them, but it is doubtful that ALL THE CLERGY in Italy are somehow complicit.

Sometimes I just want to leave this world. I'll pray for you, God bless.
 
You can try to sell me a god.

The day God can be sold we are already lost. I wish I could show you His words, but I'm no priest.

I was only trying to show that the church has done a lot of good things, thats all I'm capable of.
 
What does this even mean?

It means that if I had the skill to show God's word and deeds in a meaningfull way. Kinda hard when I'm no priest (don't have years of studying the scriptures as they do), thats why in no point in my conversation with anyone in this thread I tried to convert someone or say the chatholic church is the only way or any such thing. I don't have the calling for that.

I only tried to show the good things the church has done as a charity organization.
 
Last edited:
We have no objection with this conversation moving to politics but can we get this thread back on track about the game please? If you'd like me to split it out suggest a good breakpoint 😉 Nothing wrong with the debate just it's overtaking the game aspect.
 
To be fair, the Catholic church has wholly deserved it at this point. There's no basis in Christianity for the priests to be celibate, if they weren't forced to be maybe we wouldn't have centuries of abuse (that has only recently started to see more daylight, the church did its best to keep the whole thing under the wraps). But not only that, the Pope actively advocates both banning abortion (it's not a clear-cut moral issue, but say someone gets raped, forcing her to carry the child is just fucked up in so many ways) and not using contraceptives. The Catholic church is dominant in some very poor areas, and the last thing those places (and the globe for that matter) need is more people. And still there are new instances of systematic abuse and coverups that keep popping up all the time. So FUCK THE CATHOLIC CHURCH, fuck it with a broomstick, sideways. Although it may just enjoy that.

....erm, sorry, got a bit carried away. I have some issues with the Catholic church. Do continue.
aren't they celibate because Jesus never got married so they try to follow his example?
 
All this arguing over someone/something that isn't even real.

Move this to the Politics or Fantasy section with Santa Claus and The Easter Bunny.
 
As a gay man, the church already thinks of me as the spawn of the Devil, so I think they should also include the option to be a bad priest, like molesting kids, sex with men/women/animals, drug/alcohol usage and using the church as a cover for dark cult recruitment, drugs/weapons operations, etc.
By the way priests are no saints and many live double lives and hide secrets like any other humans. You just need to look at the wealth and ostentation of the Vatican, they sure live the humble lives they preach others should live...
 
Last edited:


Get another look at gameplay and more from Priest Simulator: Vampire Show in this first-person action game combining shooter, hack-and-slash, simulator, renovator, and sandbox elements. Priest Simulator: Vampire Show will be released on Xbox Series X|S on May 7, 2026. It is also available on PC and PlayStation 5 (PS5).
 
Top Bottom