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Promising young athlete brutally disposes of 5 opposing players as their families watch in horror.
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TrueLegend
Member
Thats pathetic level of sport.
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SafeOrAlone
Banned
Isn’t that “stiffing”? Or possibly “face masking”?
idk, I forgot all the rules a while ago.
idk, I forgot all the rules a while ago.
Nobody_Important
“Aww, it’s so...average,” she said to him in a cold brick of passion
Its a stiff arm.
Face masking is when you grab the front of the helmet and hold on.
OmegaSupreme
advanced basic bitch
A star player in the making.
Nobody_Important
“Aww, it’s so...average,” she said to him in a cold brick of passion
Narasumas
Member
Good lord, that Buffalo gif isn’t even a stiff arm….it’s a damn one armed bench press.They do.
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OmegaSupreme
advanced basic bitch
NFL players are so damn strong. It's a highly functional muscle too not just for show as a lot of bodybuilder types.
Nobody_Important
“Aww, it’s so...average,” she said to him in a cold brick of passion
Derrick Henry has made an entire career of stiff arming opposing players to the shadow realm.
Richard Packer
Member
Really disappointed this is not a Reality Kings thread.
VenomousCoffee
Member
He's made a career out of making NFL players look like high schoolers.
StreetsofBeige
Gold Member
Young kids sports will always have giant discrepancies. And it's hilarious. I love how the parent (or whomever) is laughing while the kid plows through.
All it takes is one kid born in Jan while most others are born later in the year and that extra time may be enough to get a big leg up.
All it takes is one kid born in Jan while most others are born later in the year and that extra time may be enough to get a big leg up.
Little Mac
Gold Member
Clearly PEDs and Sarms.
StreetsofBeige
Gold Member
The best thing about the video isnt even the kids. All the kids in the video long forgotten the game.
It's all the loud parents who some surely complained to the coaches and league about some behemoth on the field steamrolling kids. At work the amount of junk I have to hear about parents and their kids sports league is nauseating. Moaning about fees, bad coach, other parents are bad, my kid is the greatest (probably sucks), other kids play bad (they are probably better), "why does my kid play on the third line".
I'd be standing there listening to these people bitch and moan and I'm thinking in my head...... You people spent $1000s on your kids fees and gear complaining you're broke, go out of your way to drive them, all hate the coaches, think the league is biased against your kids, and all other parents are the loudmouths yelling in the stands. So why do it?
It's all the loud parents who some surely complained to the coaches and league about some behemoth on the field steamrolling kids. At work the amount of junk I have to hear about parents and their kids sports league is nauseating. Moaning about fees, bad coach, other parents are bad, my kid is the greatest (probably sucks), other kids play bad (they are probably better), "why does my kid play on the third line".
I'd be standing there listening to these people bitch and moan and I'm thinking in my head...... You people spent $1000s on your kids fees and gear complaining you're broke, go out of your way to drive them, all hate the coaches, think the league is biased against your kids, and all other parents are the loudmouths yelling in the stands. So why do it?
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OmegaSupreme
advanced basic bitch
In all seriousness, I think my Vikings should get him scouted asap.
KrakenIPA
Member
That kid is juice boxing!!
StreetsofBeige
Gold Member
That kid was probably 8 or 9. lol
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Nobody_Important
“Aww, it’s so...average,” she said to him in a cold brick of passion
StreetsofBeige
Gold Member
Pagusas
Elden Member
They are, all the time, but its much less effective on full grown 240lb+ all muscel men who've defended against it their entire football career
Ownage
Member
triplestation
Member
its not impressive because he is a lot bigger than the rest of them
Nobody_Important
“Aww, it’s so...average,” she said to him in a cold brick of passion
Derrick Henry is a lot bigger than the scrubs he throws around, but that doesn't make it any less entertaining or impressive.
THE:MILKMAN
Member
That was so criminal the cops had already turned up as he touched down.
Evil Calvin
Afraid of Boobs
Steroids.........hell of a drug!
Nobody_Important
“Aww, it’s so...average,” she said to him in a cold brick of passion
Why are there are jacked kids at your local elementary school and what does it have to do with Mara-Jew-Wanna.
Tonight @ 11.
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Tschumi
Member
had to bring the HenryThey do.
Let's see if his body lets him be a pro sportsperson.
ChazAshley
CharAznable's second cousin
Next game I expect this:
Velcro Fly
Member
like Spike from Little Giants
West Texas CEO
GAF's Nicest Lunch Thief and Nosiest Dildo Archeologist
What do his parents feed him? Green rats?
Nobody_Important
“Aww, it’s so...average,” she said to him in a cold brick of passion
Literally Derrick Henry if he was in the Simpsons.Next game I expect this:
haxan7
Banned
Inb4 we learn the guy laughing in the video was
Nobody_Important
and that was his kid
Nobody_Important
and that was his kid
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Nobody_Important
“Aww, it’s so...average,” she said to him in a cold brick of passion
I have no children. (That I know of)Inb4 we learn the guy laughing in the video was
The world and my wallet is better for it I think.
Spaceman292
Banned
That's not a child, it's a very short xiolin monk
darrylgorn
Member
You have to be pretty weak in comparison to the guy with the ball to succumb to a move like that.
So what the hell is this kid eating then?
So what the hell is this kid eating then?
chromhound
Member
Career is already over 
EverydayBeast
ChatGPT 0.1
Haha it leads us to believe he’s a capable strong NFL player.
Nobody_Important
“Aww, it’s so...average,” she said to him in a cold brick of passion
QuantumZebra
Member
God, Derrick Henry is a fucking animal. NFL players are the biggest and baddest and he throws them around like ragdolls.They do.
It's ok to be mad you live in Europe.
The better football is here.
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OmegaSupreme
advanced basic bitch
West Texas CEO
GAF's Nicest Lunch Thief and Nosiest Dildo Archeologist
INC
Member
Both versions of football, are shit tho.......so......
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