muncheese said:
The kid didn't go crying to his mom. His mom overheard him braggin to a friend and went parental.
Real Story from the allegations:
Kid hit it off while cousin was driving the teacher's car. It wasn't the only time that the kid went to pick up his cousin for the sole purpose that he and the teach could jump in the back of the SUV. Hell, it was probably the teach's idea (speculation). Teach would buy them smoothie (I guess something like a date), then tell the cousin to drive around. Teach goes into the back, lays down the back seat so it could be flat (this is so fuckin hot...Isuzu should make an ad campaign for this), and she would stip naked. I bet she had tint. Would have to but I think it's Florida state law to have the following in your car: A/C and Tint. 24" rims and custom lime green paint job are optional but recommended.
But either way, details are fuzzy about how the cousin admitted to it. But the cousin's mom (victim's aunt for the slow) saw the victim and her son out and about town with the teacher, called her son (victim's cousin for the slow) to see what was going on and the future Einstein told his mom that he was on his way to some place in a different city to buy a Father's Day present. Einstein was also ridiculously dumb when he was 14 but I'm sure he would have seen this set up. Mom, as she is on the phone with her son (victim's cousin for the slow) looking at him from afar, figures something is up. Victim and cousin get home late. Of course, victim's aunt gives her son the 3rd degree, he coughs up the info, she relays it to her sister (victim's mom for the slow) and victim finally admits it.
Either way, that's one hell of a story to tell: 'Eh T-boe, tell em about the time you hit that teacher off in the
BACKSEAT of
HER car while
I was driving
HER car around TOWN.'
'Aww shit, Ray Ray, why you gotta bring that up again?...So right, I'm spankin the bitch, like...THIS IS SOME GRADE A DICK, BIATCH! hahaha I had to detain her ass a couple of times for backtalk and she definitely gave a lil extra credit to my willie!'
Now that's a muthafuckin story right there. I would walk into school, like 'Thank ya very much!'