legacyzero
Banned
Exactly what I was thinking.
"Afternoon ma'am, your PS4 delivery is here."
"Oh Myyyyy. Lets unbox it... *licks lips*"
*opens box*
"GASP! That is not a PS4! It's your penis! Its so... so...."
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"Afternoon ma'am, your PS4 delivery is here."
"Oh Myyyyy. Lets unbox it... *licks lips*"
*opens box*
"GASP! That is not a PS4! It's your penis! Its so... so...."
SRTtoZ
Member
Was searching for some more PS4's in the wild and saw this pic on twitter:
https://twitter.com/_freshtea/status/399317420172533760/photo/1
Big sausage PS4.
weekend_warrior
Banned
Was searching for some more PS4's in the wild and saw this pic on twitter:
https://twitter.com/_freshtea/status/399317420172533760/photo/1
So THAT's what was in the briefcase!
soulassssns
Banned
SRTtoZ
Member
LOL. Aww. Good move though mom.
Damn...I wonder if he ever got that 360
One of my favorite comedy accounts ever
TheContact
Member
what a very (un)lucky kiddie, and good parenting
Gosh...I feel sorry for that poor kid. I can see the hurt on his face.
Very bad parenting. What awful people
Grover Cleveland
Member
I don't think he ever did. That shit was foul
Yeah I'm calling bullshit.
Spine_Ripper
Member
Was searching for some more PS4's in the wild and saw this pic on twitter:
https://twitter.com/_freshtea/status/399317420172533760/photo/1
There is going to be a LOT of sexual tension between me and the box on the drive home. This pornographic photo makes for a great instruction guide on how to make love to a PS4.
You would be correct, since she runs a (mostly) comedy account.
An earlier tweet from her:
heck yeah I love GTA! the books of Genesis, Thessalonians & Acts
Yeah, that was flat out cruel. I was disgusted that they were laughing as that kid was holding back tears.
I really hate that video (or rather, what occurs in it) but that comparison is too good.
legacyzero
Banned
PS4: It only does cowgirl.
simplythebest
Banned
Was searching for some more PS4's in the wild and saw this pic on twitter:
https://twitter.com/_freshtea/status/399317420172533760/photo/1
Please don't make Lasership incompetent ass be the one to deliver this to me, Amazon!
I just watched that video for the first time. Man it's so shitty for that kid. As you said, good comparison though. lol
He's got that sweet CRT setup ready to go.Was searching for some more PS4's in the wild and saw this pic on twitter:
https://twitter.com/_freshtea/status/399317420172533760/photo/1
Both are doing it; if you're really upset about this, just wait for launch day when more consumers will have their hands on PS4s. No need to get upset about it.
GribbleGrunger
Dreams in Digital
I don't think that's remotely funny to be honest. I'd question those parents.
dark_prinny
Banned
Was searching for some more PS4's in the wild and saw this pic on twitter:
https://twitter.com/_freshtea/status/399317420172533760/photo/1
"It's not Pink?!"
Dear god, don't even bring their name up. No one on the East Coast will get their PS4 if Amazon chooses them as a courier.
simplythebest
Banned
Amazon chose them to be the ones to deliver Killzone Shadow Fall to me. So I wouldn't be surprised if they do the same with my PS4 order. I'm never gonna get shit at this rate.
dragonflys545
Member
Please don't make Lasership incompetent ass be the one to deliver this to me, Amazon!
YOOOO FOR REAL!!!!! These assholes F$%# me over twice already.
ChosenPredator
Banned
he does have that look like "duh fuck imma play it on"
dragonflys545
Member
LOL.
yeah, I'm glad I don't have that kind of sense of humor, if that is what that even is.
Inferno313
Banned
Guys. Lawblob is a comedy account, and he (used to?) be a Gaffer... He doesn't have a PS4 haha.
Ha ha oh man, it's the GIF that keeps on giving
Majmun
Member
I remember the kid getting his X360 eventually. But the partens didn't film that.
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I'm not sure anymore
legacyzero
Banned
Phil-NeoGAF
Member
Man! If I knew this kid, I'd buy him a 360.
Man that shit is not funny. Cruel family. Don't ever do this to your kids, fellow gafers.
GribbleGrunger
Dreams in Digital
I'm all for telling kids 'no' so that they learn they can't have everything they want in life, but that's out and out mental cruelty. I wish I had their address so that I could send them a fake letter telling them they'd won the lottery.
Yeah I would have outright hated my parents if they had done that. Those parents are real assholes.
One day that kid is gonna get rich and pull the same shit haha
OMG
GribbleGrunger
Dreams in Digital
"Good news, dad, the doctors say our blood group is compatible ... Naaaa, just kidding"
The Omega Man
Member
Wow you can tell he can hardly wait to connect that PS4 to his big bigWas searching for some more PS4's in the wild and saw this pic on twitter:
https://twitter.com/_freshtea/status/399317420172533760/photo/1
CRT 480i tv that is shown in the pic
Wish I could forget I've seen this video. It is seriously disturbing.
Hey off topic.
Is there a filter or tool to make your avatar out of a photo? I have a picture of someone I want on a t-shirt but I want to reduce colours / adjust the picture and I'll be damned if I can figure out a good way to get it on a shirt.
blainethemono
Member
My parents did the exact opposite of this to me when I was a kid. They put a turbografx-16 in a fucking box for a humidifier or some shit. I think they still have my reaction on a tape somewhere too