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[Matlock]

At 7:30 PM EDT, I posted up a sign saying "Three slices of barbecue chicken pizza - free. Inquire in D421."



This, of course, was posted in a relatively high traffic area (right in front of an elevator). So far, I heard a black woman say "OOOH, BARBECUE CHICKEN" from all the way down the hall at 7:38.

Still no takers.

 

[White Man]

Do you really have the pizza, or is this some cruel trick?

 

[SlickWilly223]

Do they really make pizza with barbecue chicken on it, or is that some sick college prank?

 

[Matlock]

I have four slices of pizza here, three of which I'm looking to sling off because it's too damn greasy for my liking.

Do they really make pizza with barbecue chicken on it, or is that some sick college prank?

 

[White Man]

This deal sounds pretty sweet. I'll be right over. Scrape off the chicken, though.

 

[Matlock]

And now, since I have the overwhelming desire to go to the rec center and work out, the exeriment is over. Kent State fails!

 

[xsarien]

Yes, I can turn down free pizza. How do I know you didn't spit in it or something?

 

[Triumph]

Seeing as how I'm suffering from food poisoning, it's pretty easy for me to turn down anything but water right now.

 

[fart]

let's see, free food... stranger... college dorm... HMM

 

[Baconäger]

Do they really make pizza with barbecue chicken on it, or is that some sick college prank?

Of course, and it is delicious. Also, pizza with white Alfredo sauce, chicken, and broccoli is also godly.

 

[Incognito]

looks like shit in a box. plus, once the curious onlookers read the room number, they're probably thinking, "it's that guys room..........i think i'll dig through the garbage, instead."

 

[Mama Smurf]

Broccoli on pizza is foul. It's like the anti-pizza of vegetables. You might as well put carrots on it.

 

[Incognito]

and put a cute little bow on the box when you close it up, too.

 

[Desperado]

mmmm....pineapple

 

[Baconäger]

Broccoli on pizza is foul. It's like the anti-pizza of vegetables. You might as well put carrots on it.

Incorrect. When in combination with Alfredo sauce and chicken it tastes like a gift from the heavens.

 

[=W=]

I go to the park every day and offer little girls free candy in the back of my van, but they always turn it down

 

[Mama Smurf]

Man, it doesn't even sound like a pizza anymore.

I guess I'm an old fashioned guy, but when I'm talking about pizza toppings, I mean stuff which comes after the dough, tomato sauce and cheese. Maybe a sundried tomato sauce, but I'm not a fan.

 

[CB3]

Papa Johns BBQ chicken bacon pizza = instant

 

[Ryck]

lol........this made my day

 

[firex]

Of course, and it is delicious. Also, pizza with white Alfredo sauce, chicken, and broccoli is also godly.

I think you mean spinach.

 

[White Man]

I've decided to make this a story element in my next short story. Actually, I could make a short story comprised solely out of GA anecdotes.

 

[JoshuaJSlone]

Broccoli on pizza is foul. It's like the anti-pizza of vegetables. You might as well put carrots on it.

I'd disagree, but then I'm a broccoli-head. Actually one of my favorite variations to pizza I've done in recent months is to combine some dry broccoli soup mix in with the dough. It gives the bread some extra flex and a good taste.

 

[etiolate]

Shinobi can