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Best thread of all time

 

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[Northeastmonk]

At my last job the big wigs of the company would talk business at the urinals. They’d be doing their business, their head would turn, and they would continue talk business. I always found it odd and I always finished before saying anything. What should I have said? “Can you not talk to me while I’m pissing?” This felt like it was part of their work culture.

The worst thing I ever encountered was two construction/electrical workers come in to the bathroom while I have the door locked. One of the guys sits down and lets a giant fart out. He says something and the guy who followed him in pokes his head into my stall. I look up and say “what the hell?” and he apologizes. He then proceeds to poke his head into the stall next to me. I guess these two watched each other or something.

What I’m seeing now are toilet bowl poo-pourri. My current job had these in every bathroom. I think it’s a great idea. You can’t help yourself when you’re at a building for 8-9 hours a day. I prefer to have a can of Lysol to disinfect everything. The worst places to use a restroom are gas stations. Those places are disgusting.

 

[nush]

At my last job the big wigs of the company would talk business at the urinals. They’d be doing their business, their head would turn, and they would continue talk business. I always found it odd and I always finished before saying anything. What should I have said? “Can you not talk to me while I’m pissing?” This felt like it was part of their work culture.

 

[Dirk Benedict]

 

[dr_octagon]

Stolen from another thread.

 

[Big Baller]

 

[Krappadizzle]

There's 1 rule. And 1 rule only.


UNLESS IT'S AN ABSOLUTE EMERGENCY. NEVER. Ever. EVER. Take a:

 

[nkarafo]

My rule is simple. I never poop in a public restroom unless its an emegerncy and i have to choose between that and soiling my pants. Thankfully, i was never forced to choose so far.

 

[daveonezero]

I don’t understand the knock. Usually you can just tell it is occupied. Most people have feet.

I work out in the “field” for over 10 years so I use the public restroom to shit.

 

[Mohonky]

How can you take a shit in a public restroom. No fucks given

With my anxiety, I dont get a choice.

I should make a site that reviews local public toilets.....

Also what sort of freak knocks straight after already knocking. You cant rush a shit

 

[BigBooper]

If you're ever at the airport, those restrooms are real busy, but surprisingly clean most of the time, especially if you go in right after the cleaning crew makes it's rounds.

Most truckstops smell like doodie crawled up into your nose and built a nest, but they are clean sometimes; Walmart is on this tier too. Restaurants are mostly bad. They usually don't have dedicated cleaning staff and nobody wants to do it.

Public rest stops and park visitors centers are next. These are all governmeent employees and there's only the bare minimum of them, so they don't get cleaned often. Maybe a couple of times a day.

Last is regular gas stations. These are the places where you can catch a disease from sitting on the toilet and people will believe you. You can find all the good times you could ever imagine, along with any number of used condoms, tampons, old underwear, a solid log in the middle of the floor. Avoid at all cost. If possible, you are better off going into the woods and using whatever big leaves you can find.

 

[isual]

i never flush. always gotta leave a present for the next user.

 

[BadBurger]

Why not charge out of the stall pantless and engage them in combat?

 

[Dirk Benedict]

 

[nush]

If you're ever at the airport, those restrooms are real busy, but surprisingly clean most of the time, especially if you go in right after the cleaning crew makes it's rounds.

Most truckstops smell like doodie crawled up into your nose and built a nest, but they are clean sometimes; Walmart is on this tier too. Restaurants are mostly bad. They usually don't have dedicated cleaning staff and nobody wants to do it.

Public rest stops and park visitors centers are next. These are all governmeent employees and there's only the bare minimum of them, so they don't get cleaned often. Maybe a couple of times a day.

Last is regular gas stations. These are the places where you can catch a disease from sitting on the toilet and people will believe you. You can find all the good times you could ever imagine, along with any number of used condoms, tampons, old underwear, a solid log in the middle of the floor. Avoid at all cost. If possible, you are better off going into the woods and using whatever big leaves you can find.

Hotel lobby toilets are always a safe shit too, the higher the star rating the safer they are.

 

[Zeroing]

 

[GymWolf]

I shit everywhere if i have the need.

 

[NinjaBoiX]