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[V1LÆM]

kanjobazooie love ya bro!

 

[kanjobazooie]

kanjobazooie love ya bro!

 

[V1LÆM]

 

[Maiden Voyage]

To see the post match coitus, be sure to subscribe on OnlyFans!

 

[Soodanim]

I lost btw.

You mean I scrolled through all of this bottom tier thread for nothing? I demand links to more audio I can't stand more than 5 seconds of m, that's the big pay off

 

[kanjobazooie]

You mean I scrolled through all of this bottom tier thread for nothing? I demand links to more audio I can't stand more than 5 seconds of m, that's the big pay off

 

[Maiden Voyage]

You mean I scrolled through all of this bottom tier thread for nothing? I demand links to more audio I can't stand more than 5 seconds of m, that's the big pay off

All right, here's part 2...

Nightmare's track dropped first. An a cappella with vocal overdubs. Unfortunately the MC is insecure and deletes his masterwork. Thankfully, the lyrics are preserved below:

Kanjo clapped back with his love ballad:

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Some bonus content here for the fans:

Spoiler: 56k Modem Warning

Kanjo accepts his defeat...

Try as I might, Kanjo would not release a response track.

After seeing Kanjo suffer, I had to step in.

Bombs got dropped.

 

[John Bilbo]

Dat bear got sum ballz

 

[Redneckerz]

Generations later people will wonder what this was.

 

[NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt]

 

[kanjobazooie]

Thanks for covering the event, Maiden Voyage

Pulitzer Prize for Journalism:

 

[sono]

Read Sat Sept 9 : lttp

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Read Sat Sept 9 : lttp

Post nut clarity is real

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Man, John Marston is in for a wild time when he returns.

 

[V1LÆM]

yeah i deleted my track. i don't like keepin shit online. i know it's just my voice but still.

anyway there wasn't anything to it. just me spittin fire into my iphone mic. could throw that shit back together again in 2 mins. my lyrics stand on their own.

 

[John Marston]

Man, John Marston is in for a wild time when he returns.

I'm currently suffering from Starfielditis coupled with a severe bout of BG3 flu.

I have however glanced over this delicious thread and will catch up when I get back from my illness

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Who won?

Here are the entrants:

kanjobazooie :

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@nightmare-slain :

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Maiden Voyage :

 

[V1LÆM]

Who won?

Here are the entrants:

kanjobazooie :

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@nightmare-slain :

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Maiden Voyage :

don't even fucking bother including my updated tune that fuckin wrecked u

Spoiler: Lyrics

Yo, yo, shout out to the Saturday Night Crew!
It’s 22:22, and I’m here to destroy Kanjo Bazoo!
N Voyage, for clappin back we're fuckin through!
I’m snackin’ on German’s lunch cause that's how I do!
Got a new Con-Z-Ept in my head, mon along for the ride!
Here we, here we, here we fuckin go it’s Saturday night!

Poor Kanjo, hows your grave, eh?
I’m your nightmare, and I fuckin slayed!
In this rap game, you're my prey,
I'll kill you for fun every Saturday!

Dead bear what u tryna say?
Sucking on fingers, playing with mouse balls all day?
Ya smell so rank, failure's yo fame!
Already hit the limit, what a fucking shame!
You’re bloody shit! Say my name, say my name, say my name!

It's fucking Nightmare Slain!

He picked up his pen, tried to spit some bars
his rhymes are more like wishes on birthday cards!
Now I'm through with you you're on fuckin your arse
How's it being back in the graveyard?

Many times have I killed u now? 1, 2, 3, 4 fucking 5!
Kill you again, again, again and you're still alive?
Zombie bear, it’s not rain, it’s piss
Zombie bear, didn't I promise I wouldn't miss?

Back at the start I was your biggest fan!
Shit, I’d’a been ur very own stan! Unprovoked u hit me wit a diss!
So bitch bear here’s ya Glasgow kiss!

No time for sleep or food,
cause I'mma fucking destroy you!
Up since 3 AM writing this song till the PM!
I’m no hobbit, forget bout breakfast.
Only thing that broke was your jaw with this tight diss!

R.I.P in peaces, Kanjo!
u didn't even know my potential!
Here I go, ready to go, got more fuckin ammo!
Surrender? Nah, I don't fuckin think so!

Not even 24 hours after...
Voyage defended his fellow gaffer!
Your stupid tune was a fucking joke
You coulda killed me with laughter!
Try spit these lyrics, you'd fuckin choke!

PM askin to do a track with a robo?
Mate, I'm fucking better than that, bro!
Stop tryna spit, go listen to your vinyl
N suck a gummie, cause you ain't on my level!

Scottish, yer favourite language, admit it!
Well, how you feel getting killed in it?
Sippin on a cuppa in the fucking morning...
Bitch, all of NeoGaf's in mourning!

Dead sailor, what u tryna say?
Chewin on gummies, playing with wood all day?
Ya smell like seaman, u got shit aim!
You're fuckin beaten, what a fucking shame!
You’re bloody shit! Say my name, say my name, say my name!

It's fucking nightmare slain!

 

[Maiden Voyage]

don't even fucking bother including my updated tune that fuckin wrecked u

Spoiler: Lyrics

alright imma only do this once....

Yo, yo, shout out to the Saturday Night Crew!
It’s 22:22, and I’m here to destroy Kanjo Bazoo!
N Voyage, for clappin back we're fuckin through!
I’m snackin’ on German’s lunch cause that's how I do!
Got a new Con-Z-Ept in my head, mon along for the ride!
Here we, here we, here we fuckin go it’s Saturday night!

Poor Kanjo, hows your grave, eh?
I’m your nightmare, and I fuckin slayed!
In this rap game, you're my prey,
I'll kill you for fun every Saturday!

Dead bear what u tryna say?
Sucking on fingers, playing with mouse balls all day?
Ya smell so rank, failure's yo fame!
Already hit the limit, what a fucking shame!
You’re bloody shit! Say my name, say my name, say my name!

It's fucking Nightmare Slain!

He picked up his pen, tried to spit some bars
his rhymes are more like wishes on birthday cards!
Now I'm through with you you're on fuckin your arse
How's it being back in the graveyard?

Many times have I killed u now? 1, 2, 3, 4 fucking 5!
Kill you again, again, again and you're still alive?
Zombie bear, it’s not rain, it’s piss
Zombie bear, didn't I promise I wouldn't miss?

Back at the start I was your biggest fan!
Shit, I’d’a been ur very own stan! Unprovoked u hit me wit a diss!
So bitch bear here’s ya Glasgow kiss!

No time for sleep or food,
cause I'mma fucking destroy you!
Up since 3 AM writing this song till the PM!
I’m no hobbit, forget bout breakfast.
Only thing that broke was your jaw with this tight diss!

R.I.P in peaces, Kanjo!
u didn't even know my potential!
Here I go, ready to go, got more fuckin ammo!
Surrender? Nah, I don't fuckin think so!

Not even 24 hours after...
Voyage defended his fellow gaffer!
Your stupid tune was a fucking joke
You coulda killed me with laughter!
Try spit these lyrics, you'd fuckin choke!

PM askin to do a track with a robo?
Mate, I'm fucking better than that, bro!
Stop tryna spit, go listen to your vinyl
N suck a gummie, cause you ain't on my level!

Scottish, yer favourite language, admit it!
Well, how you feel getting killed in it?
Sippin on a cuppa in the fucking morning...
Bitch, all of NeoGaf's in mourning!

Dead sailor, what u tryna say?
Chewin on gummies, playing with wood all day?
Ya smell like seaman, u got shit aim!
You're fuckin beaten, what a fucking shame!
You’re bloody shit! Say my name, say my name, say my name!

It's fucking nightmare slain!

Thought u deleted it. I would've out of embarrassment, tbh.

 

[V1LÆM]

Thought u deleted it. I would've out of embarrassment, tbh.

Nah i fucking made it better

 

[Maiden Voyage]

I let my rhymes do the talking

 

[V1LÆM]

I let my rhymes do the talking

what rhymes?

 

[Maiden Voyage]

what rhymes?

The ones I make yo mamma scream out loud

 

[Richard Packer]

This is the nerdiest nerd shit I ever seen in my nerd life.

 

[kanjobazooie]

This is the nerdiest nerd shit I ever seen in my nerd life.

 

[Sleepwalker]

What did I just stumble into lmao.

 

[V1LÆM]

What did I just stumble into lmao.

Askin myself the same thing.

I ain't a rapper but kanjobazooie awoke the nightmare.

 

[Rentahamster]

This is the nerdiest nerd shit I ever seen in my nerd life.

Now that's sayin' something.

 

[Artoris]

This is the nerdiest nerd shit I ever seen in my nerd life.

Nerdier than Luke Skywalker powering up his lightsaber after kissing Princess Leia

 

[DKehoe]

Feel like a GAF rap battle would be like this:

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Feel like a GAF rap battle would be like this:

Essentially what happened with @nightmare-slain

 

[Richard Packer]

Nerdier than Luke Skywalker powering up his lightsaber after kissing Princess Leia

You've been watching too much pornhub.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

What did I just stumble into lmao.

History

 

[kanjobazooie]

Who are those 3 who voted for me out of pity?

 

[V1LÆM]

Oh c'mon. i only get 2 votes and i voted for myself?

I wrote those lyrics, done an extended version, and then done another...

Spoiler: Lyrics

In the year of our lord 2023
I'm the Patriot of Scotland, 'bout to destroy thee!
It's nightmare slain, hungry n undefeated
Watch out, this shit bout to get heated!

A fought like a warrior poet
U fought like shit, ye fuckin know it!
I won my freedom, left ya fuckin numb!
Do robo robo? Wit am I, fuckin dumb?

This is my army, where does it go?
Fuck off, I'm no fightin to go home!
Voyage's disses are too many? I agree
You're shit that's fuckin plenty!

Sons of Gaf, I am Nightmare Slain
Here to destroy Kanjo n Voyage again!
I'm 7ft tall n kill by the hundreds
From my arse, bolts of lightning, if ye wondered!

Lands, titles, men, power, I got them
Kanjo & Voyage, you have fuckin' nothin'
Fuck u gummy, for dissing ma mum!
To these wounds you're gonna succumb!

it's true we all end up dead,
bitch what u doing, i'll break ur head
it's just question of how & why
ur girl don't shout yes yes yes
she shouts aye aye aye!

Did you hear that voyage got fuckin glassed?
said no cunt leaves till they find out who did it!
Well, I did it, I did it, n had a fuckin blast!

Hoppity hop's y u pp so smol?
Can kanjo even suck it at all?
You wanna brawl? ha ha fuckin lol

Fight me n you'll surely die!
Voyage, spit with yo voice, are u fuckin shy?
Run n for a while u might stay alive!
Actually, thinkin bout it, u better fuckin drive!

Many years from now, dying in your bed, don't tell me how
Yo'd trade it all to come back here now
n tell me how ya'd've gave me pow pow pow!
Yer fuckin shit, n i'm goin' out with a bow!
Ye'll never take my life
n ye'll never take my FREEDOM!
Yer fuckin' nightmare out!

I put way more effort in

 

[SirTerry-T]

RealAudio links or it didn't happen....

 

[Elder Legend]

Oh c'mon. i only get 2 votes and i voted for myself?

I wrote those lyrics, done an extended version, and then done another...

Spoiler: Lyrics

In the year of our lord 2023
I'm the Patriot of Scotland, 'bout to destroy thee!
It's nightmare slain, hungry n undefeated
Watch out, this shit bout to get heated!

A fought like a warrior poet
U fought like shit, ye fuckin know it!
I won my freedom, left ya fuckin numb!
Do robo robo? Wit am I, fuckin dumb?

This is my army, where does it go?
Fuck off, I'm no fightin to go home!
Voyage's disses are too many? I agree
You're shit that's fuckin plenty!

Sons of Gaf, I am Nightmare Slain
Here to destroy Kanjo n Voyage again!
I'm 7ft tall n kill by the hundreds
From my arse, bolts of lightning, if ye wondered!

Lands, titles, men, power, I got them
Kanjo & Voyage, you have fuckin' nothin'
Fuck u gummy, for dissing ma mum!
To these wounds you're gonna succumb!

it's true we all end up dead,
bitch what u doing, i'll break ur head
it's just question of how & why
ur girl don't shout yes yes yes
she shouts aye aye aye!

Did you hear that voyage got fuckin glassed?
said no cunt leaves till they find out who did it!
Well, I did it, I did it, n had a fuckin blast!

Hoppity hop's y u pp so smol?
Can kanjo even suck it at all?
You wanna brawl? ha ha fuckin lol

Fight me n you'll surely die!
Voyage, spit with yo voice, are u fuckin shy?
Run n for a while u might stay alive!
Actually, thinkin bout it, u better fuckin drive!

Many years from now, dying in your bed, don't tell me how
Yo'd trade it all to come back here now
n tell me how ya'd've gave me pow pow pow!
Yer fuckin shit, n i'm goin' out with a bow!
Ye'll never take my life
n ye'll never take my FREEDOM!
Yer fuckin' nightmare out!

I put way more effort in

Need the audio version. This "effort" doesn't count.

 

[INC]

This sounds more cringe, than a Tyson Fury press conference

 

[Maiden Voyage]

That poll is rigged. OP ought to be ashamed of themselves.

 

[West Texas CEO]

That poll is rigged. OP ought to be ashamed of themselves.

Wait, aren't you the OP?

 

[eddie4]

Damn son, that was intense, although I think "Insert Name Here" was much better than "Insert Name Here", they were both so good. Even though "Insert Name Here" was good, I still think "Insert Name Here" won. GG

 

[West Texas CEO]

I might try to get some hot phone numbers on the way out. I mean, why not?

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Wait, aren't you the OP?

 

[eddie4]

I might try to get some hot phone numbers on the way out. I mean, why not?

Just don't take them to lunch.

 

[West Texas CEO]

I guess not...

 

[V1LÆM]

Good thing I voted for myself

 

[Toots]

So when the next battle ?
Cause if ya ain't gon do it

Spoiler

i cannot do it on my own i don't even have a mic, it was the only gif somewhat relevant i found :/ Maiden Voyage please organize the next battle i'm begging you

 

[Maiden Voyage]

So when the next battle ?
Cause if ya ain't gon do it

Spoiler

i cannot do it on my own i don't even have a mic, it was the only gif somewhat relevant i found :/ Maiden Voyage please organize the next battle i'm begging you

We cannot manufacture beef, it's gotta happen organically. I'm down to keep it going if there's additional participants.

 

[V1LÆM]

I’m retired. No mo beef fo me yo