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you got a point. No pun intended
ForAcademicPurposes
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I used to carry an opinel with me.
I got stopped by the cops once and they confiscated my weed but not my knife.
LostDonkey
Member
I'm working with people who don't look up.
West Texas CEO
GAF's Nicest Lunch Thief and Nosiest Dildo Archeologist
Is there something wrong with their heads?
LostDonkey
Member
I think maybe it's mine.
West Texas CEO
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I still can't get over witnessing a total eclipse. It in a way does look like the end of the world, lol. 
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LostDonkey
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I still can't get over witnessing a total eclipse. It in a way does look like the end of the world, lol.
It's weird because I remember seeing one when I was a kid. You could buy the special glasses to protect your eyes. I was with friends, it went dark during the day, we were all amazed.
But when I look at the history of Solar Eclipse in the UK apparently it never happened near me, it was 200 miles away.
I remember a lot of things happening that never happened.
I think it's Cern.
badblue
Gold Member
Fun fact, googling "total eclipse" causes a total eclipse.I still can't get over witnessing a total eclipse. It in a way does look like the end of the world, lol.
I hope I'm around for the next one in August 2044. That one's going to pass over my house. So I don't even have to go anywhere.
flying_sq
Member
A girl I have been going out with wanted to grab dinner tonight, didn't hear from her all day and her phone went straight to VM. Calls me half an hour after we were supposed to meet. She is getting married to a different 45 year old woman that we both know in two weeks and neither one of them told me. She is 28 and I'm invited to the wedding. *Insert shocked Pikachu here
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Northeastmonk
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West Texas CEO
GAF's Nicest Lunch Thief and Nosiest Dildo Archeologist
That is so hot. Go on...
flying_sq
Member
She said she spent the day looking for a wedding dress because she thought Tuesday, April 22nd was next week. I told her it's actually 2 weeks away, and that the 22nd is actually a Monday.
West Texas CEO
GAF's Nicest Lunch Thief and Nosiest Dildo Archeologist
Wow, she's either very dumb , because something's not adding up here..
flying_sq
Member
She's not the brightest bulb, I might go just to see how bad of a trainwreck it isWow, she's either very dumb , because something's not adding up here..
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this is actually one of the saddest things i've ever seen holy shitFacebook has some interesting AI girls. I chat with them about games and what not.
hit me up with a PM if you ever need someone to talk to
West Texas CEO
GAF's Nicest Lunch Thief and Nosiest Dildo Archeologist
I'm looking to snatch ya soul, but if the clip jams, I'll have to snatch ya...
badblue
Gold Member
In order to hide that I've ordered something expensive for myself from my wife (she'd disapprove), I've ordered a few useful things from Amazon to be delivered each day this week.
If she sees a box come in to the house, it's a thing.
"Oh, these are some new bed sheets. We did new new ones." "Look a wall mop sowe I can clean those hard to reach areas" "Here are those pens you wanted" "I've been needed a desk light forever"
If she sees a box come in to the house, it's a thing.
"Oh, these are some new bed sheets. We did new new ones." "Look a wall mop so
Jsisto
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In order to hide that I've ordered something expensive for myself from my wife (she'd disapprove), I've ordered a few useful things from Amazon to be delivered each day this week.
If she sees a box come in to the house, it's a thing.
"Oh, these are some new bed sheets. We did new new ones." "Look a wall mop soweI can clean those hard to reach areas" "Here are those pens you wanted" "I've been needed a desk light forever"
Brilliant. But what if the sex doll arrives early and you aren’t able to be there? I’ve had Amazon packages arrive way earlier than the estimated date.
badblue
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Mistake
Member
You can also add instructions for the delivery driver. "Be a bro and hide this in the bushes pls"In order to hide that I've ordered something expensive for myself from my wife (she'd disapprove), I've ordered a few useful things from Amazon to be delivered each day this week.
If she sees a box come in to the house, it's a thing.
"Oh, these are some new bed sheets. We did new new ones." "Look a wall mop soweI can clean those hard to reach areas" "Here are those pens you wanted" "I've been needed a desk light forever"
West Texas CEO
GAF's Nicest Lunch Thief and Nosiest Dildo Archeologist
Don't trust it.
badblue
Gold Member
I'm sure they used a garden hose to rinse it out at the very least.Don't trust it.
West Texas CEO
GAF's Nicest Lunch Thief and Nosiest Dildo Archeologist
Victor Ireland is not responding to my PMs. . .
Jsisto
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Fruit in general is meant to be eaten cold IMO. I love frozen fruit. Let it defrost a tiny bit and you’ve got an amazing snack. Frozen Mango chunks are god tier.
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ForAcademicPurposes
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Many stoners smoke pot to stop thinking about the simulation that they live in etc.
I quit for the opposite reason. So that my brain wouldn't go all fucking Einstein on me. It told me E=Mc squared suck my dong every single day and I was this close to becoming Dr. Neo Cortex.
I quit for the opposite reason. So that my brain wouldn't go all fucking Einstein on me. It told me E=Mc squared suck my dong every single day and I was this close to becoming Dr. Neo Cortex.
LostDonkey
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I killed a ladybird today.
I tried to help it to safety but it kept being awkward and doing the opposite to everything I tried.
So I ended it's visit to this existence.
I tried to help it to safety but it kept being awkward and doing the opposite to everything I tried.
So I ended it's visit to this existence.
West Texas CEO
GAF's Nicest Lunch Thief and Nosiest Dildo Archeologist
I feel like I may have offended one of my friends on this forum. 
Maiden Voyage
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PM him hash it outI feel like I may have offended one of my friends on this forum.
Grildon Tundy
Member
The sandwalk from Dune is how I keep my cat from running out when I open the door for my dog.
kanjobazooie
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Maiden Voyage
Gold™ Member
is that sleepy joe's brother? ...or perhaps his mother?
Dancer_BV
Member
I went to watch this scene to know what you were talking about, and that mental image is adorable ♡
Grildon Tundy
Member
Warm Milky Joe turns into Sleepy Joe.
Lunarorbit
Member
How many more times is taylor swift gonna run to the relationship well for her albums. She's 34 and still singing like she's 18
West Texas CEO
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Hello, 911?
badblue
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Grildon Tundy
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John Marston
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KISS sang about pussy into their 70's but it was all about the Celebration of it
Jsisto
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Just ordered some Buffalo wings that came with celery sticks…,got to thinking...no one eats these right? How many celery sticks go completely wasted every year over this? It’s got to be an insane number. This celery industrial complex has got to be stopped. It’s just senseless celery stick waste profiting off perpetuating this myth that people like celery sticks with wings. I won’t stand for it.
Nydius
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This is what I immediately think of any time I hear any of Taylor Swift’s songs:
