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[West Texas CEO]

I've seen times when I used to hang out all night
Drinks back to back, I knew it wasn't right
Never thought that I would ever meet a girl
So fine so fresh, who could rock my world
Oh God, I'm hooked into her web
Fellas, I apologize but I have to step
Gotta feeling, a hunch, by the look in her eye
She's my inspiration, I need her in my life

 

[GymWolf]

I've seen times when I used hang out all night
Drinks back to back, I knew it wasn't right
Never thought that I would ever meet a girl
So fine so fresh, who could rock my world
Oh God, I'm hooked into her web
Fellas, I apologize but I have to step
Gotta feeling, a hunch, by the look in her eye
She's my inspiration, I need her in my life

 

[GymWolf]

Fuuuuck i just forgot to beat and flat the chicken and now it's too late and its gonna take a lifetime to cook with the risk of uneven cooking, fuck.

 

[Kev Kev]

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[dr_octagon]

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Kev Kev defined

 

[Kraz]

Culprits when questioned sometimes think acting stupid makes them appear smart.

Class clown educations?

Look an eagle!

 

[Star-Lord]

I'm not a perfect person, there's many things I wish I didn't do. But I continue learning. I never meant to do those things to you. And so, I have to say before I go, that I just want you to know. I've found a reason for me, to change who I used to be, a reason to start over new. And the reason is you. I'm sorry that I hurt you. It's something I must live with everyday. And all the pain I put you through, I wish that I could take it all away, and be the one who catches all your tears. That's why I need you to hear; I've found a reason for me, to change who I used to be, a reason to start over new. And the reason is you.

And the reason is you, and the reason is you, and the reason is you.

I'm not a perfect person, I never meant to do those things to you. And so I have to say before I go, that I just want you to know. I've found a reason for me, to change who I used to be, a reason to start over new. And the reason is you. I've found a reason to show a side of me you didn't know. A reason for all that I do.

And the reason is you

 

[GymWolf]

Lmao reeeee is the only forum where they (pretend to) care about women soccer

 

[Kraz]

Embedding is more than simple sowing.

Mary Mary quite contrary...

There's many considerations. Such as breaking earth.

 

[West Texas CEO]

You know what, I'm hooked on her.
I guess I'm strung out.
Whatever you may call it, it's love without a doubt.
Perfect this feeling so strong, I need her love tonight.
I don't care what they say, I know this love is right.

 

[V1LÆM]

West Texas CEO is working on some sick new tune or maybe it's some poetry?

 

[GymWolf]

West Texas CEO is working on some sick new tune or maybe it's some poetry?

Acids most probably.

 

[West Texas CEO]

West Texas CEO is working on some sick new tune or maybe it's some poetry?

Acids most probably.

 

[Kev Kev]

 

[Kraz]

"I don't know how anything works there but I know that one thing has to go because I don't like it and don't want to understand it." "I used to like it before. It was so shiny and nice but now it's just a dictator."

"How does it dictate?"

"I DON"T KNOW! IT JUST DOES!"

 

[Crayon]

How would you eat a cashew the size of a potato.

 

[Mitsurux]

If aliens from a different planet visited Earth and decided to stay, would we let them play professional sports in our current leagues? Or would we create a special Alien league?

 

[Grildon Tundy]

If aliens from a different planet visited Earth and decided to stay, would we let them play professional sports in our current leagues? Or would we create a special Alien league?

What a conundrum. And that's BEFORE throwing the Looney Tunes in the mix, further complicating matters.

 

[John Marston]

How would you eat a cashew the size of a potato.

I laughed in my head pretty much all day thinking about this
And no I'm not drunk or chemicallly altered.

 

[GeekyDad]

So, I'm in need of purchasing a couple of XLR to 1/4 inch cables (hoping to start recording again here at home), and went to a retailer to browse. I forgot they distinguish the connectors by male and female, one receiving and one penetrating. To be honest, I never considered it before, but with the collective conversation in the world in recent years, I kinda was surprised they still refer to them that way, out of fear of perhaps offending or confusing certain customers.

 

[spons]

Looks like children are now doing North Korea's propaganda.

 

[Meesh]

I Know What You Did Last Summer came out 23 years ago,

What I find really disconcerting about this news, is that for 23 long years they've known. Every summer... a grim reminder of the last.

Why no Spiritual GAF? I find that interesting. Or even better, philosophy GAF, musings on life and such?

 

[chromhound]

 

[Catphish]

I want aliens to intervene already. But in a nice way.

 

[BadBurger]

 

[Mitsurux]

Wii Music for all of its strange design choices did bring a few interesting ideas to the Music Game Genre:
1. The Ability to Adjust/control the tempo of the song you were playing
2. The Ability to add additional notes/beats to a song
3. The Ability to swap out/in different instruments (Which could completely change how a song sounds)

I often wonder if other music games like Rock Band or Guitar hero would have added some of these features if they would still be viable series today?

 

[BadBurger]

Rewatching Spider-Man: No Way Home. Impressive the way Doc Ock always gets the best of Peter by using his compassion for innocents against him.

 

[CaptainSlayAHo]

Nobody cares about the tribulations of us 6'4 folk on airplanes

 

[BadBurger]

Nobody cares about the tribulations of us 6'4 folk on airplanes

I'm only 6' 1/2" and airline seating sucks. My condolences.

 

[BadBurger]

I can't find a game for Back 4 Blood on PC. This is so sad. The game isn't even old.

 

[GymWolf]

Only 2 weeks...

 

[GeekyDad]

I can't find a game for Back 4 Blood on PC. This is so sad. The game isn't even old.

To be fair, it is the middle of the night. How broad is your search?

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

I hope my doctor calls this week with good news

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

I'm not sure to grow my hair out longer or make it shorter

 

[p_xavier]

Nobody cares about the tribulations of us 6'4 folk on airplanes

Taller people have higher salaries so just pay yourself a ticket in business.

 

[Mitsurux]

It is often overlooked how good of a pitcher Babe Ruth was. Most people just think of the home runs etc.

 

[badblue]

I'm not sure to grow my hair out longer or make it shorter

why not both?

 

[CaptainSlayAHo]

Taller people have higher salaries so just pay yourself a ticket in business.

That extra salary is already going for clothes that fit and shoes (14.5, pain in the ass)

 

[John Marston]

You can't eat a mille feuille pastry without losing your dignity.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

You can't eat a mille feuille pastry without losing your dignity.

I had to look this up and my god why is this not in my life????

 

[John Marston]

You gotta try this at least once in your life!
Just get 10 napkins on standby and somewhere close to wash your face when you're done

 

[p_xavier]

You gotta try this at least once in your life!
Just get 10 napkins on standby and somewhere close to wash your face when you're done

How the fuck do you eat? It's supposed to be a fancy dish, so with class.

 

[V1LÆM]

i ate too many noodles

I'm not sure to grow my hair out longer or make it shorter

i miss my long hair. if i grew my hair i'd look like this:

 

[John Marston]

How the fuck do you eat? It's supposed to be a fancy dish, so with class.

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

i ate too many noodles

i miss my long hair. if i grew my hair i'd look like this:

I'd say go for it man. You can braid it as well.


Hmmmmmm noodles....

 

[D-ray]

Is it mysoginistic that men have ass hairs or just sexist?

Neither of those. Otherwise, that would mean women want to look like monkeys, which is very unlikely.

 

[BadBurger]

Being able to complete missions and even sell objectives in GTA Online while in a closed or invite only session is a god send. Nine years too late, but I'll take it. Back on the grind on PS5 bb

 

[V1LÆM]

Being able to complete missions and even sell objectives in GTA Online while in a closed or invite only session is a god send. Nine years too late, but I'll take it. Back on the grind on PS5 bb

i haven't played GTA Online since 2014. what do you mean?

is it more friendly now to people who want to play alone? do you think the changes are big enough that i should give it a shot again?

edit: when i say i haven't played since 2014 i mean that's when i was really into it. the odd time over the years i've loaded it up but felt completely overwhelmed and gave up after an hour or something lol.

 

[BadBurger]

i haven't played GTA Online since 2014. what do you mean?

is it more friendly now to people who want to play alone? do you think the changes are big enough that i should give it a shot again?

edit: when i say i haven't played since 2014 i mean that's when i was really into it. the odd time over the years i've loaded it up but felt completely overwhelmed and gave up after an hour or something lol.

There were things introduced in GTA Online that are essentially criminal enterprises. Biker clubs, shady corporate businesses, gun running via a bunker, money laundering, etc.

It used to be that in order to complete missions to either stock them or sell their stock one had to play within a standard online session. So a person trying to deliver their goods would have their location announced to the entire session so 15 year old griefers in their flying death machines could blow your stock up while calling you the n-word, costing you time and money. Or prevent you from delivering stolen cars and the like to NPCs for money and experience.

Now a person can complete these objectives while in closed sessions. Invite only, friend only, crew only, etc. So one can now engage in everything GTA Online related minus the grief.

You can also now apply body armor or eat a snack in via the weapon wheel. Or run within all indoor areas - so no more slowly walking to that daily Casino wheel spin for example. And there's lots of new mission content for the bunker and auto shop.

Basically it's the first truly meaningful update to GTA Online since the introduction of heists, and virtually eliminates griefing.

 

[GymWolf]

Of fucking course the last week of work before vacation and my amsterdam trip is the most intense of the year by far and i'm literally risking an injury every fucking day...