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kanjobazooie
Mouse Ball Fetishist
I will always cherish the memories of shitposting in the "Abandoned = Silent Hill" thread alongside him.By tommib. I will miss you!
badblue
Gold Member
I noticed yesterday that the diameter of the rectal thermometer the vet used on my cat is the same diameter as the one the nurses used on me.
Since cat buttholes are so much smaller then a humans, how much bigger would a humans rectal thermometer need to be to match what the cat is experiencing?
Since cat buttholes are so much smaller then a humans, how much bigger would a humans rectal thermometer need to be to match what the cat is experiencing?
Grildon Tundy
Member
RIP Tommib. From your Squarepusher name, your music choices, and to your sci-fi horror tastes, I'll miss your contributions to this forum
Con_Z_ǝdʇ
Live from NeoGAF, it's Friday Night!
I to have many fond memories from his time here, especially from the Returnal OT. We are still connected through PSN but it won't be the same.
Maiden Voyage
Gold™ Member
RIP brother.
West Texas CEO
GAF's Nicest Lunch Thief and Nosiest Dildo Archeologist
I like to play Minecraft as a way to craft mine.
dr_octagon
Banned
Tomb raider is Laracraft.
V1LÆM
Gold Member
i hate myself but i downloaded the tik tok. i was going through youtube and was bored. i ended up watching the shorts and i was hooked scrolling through it. i knew it was based on tiktok so i thought this is fucking addictive i want to try tiktok so i downloaded tik tok.
all last night and this morning i sat there scrolling through it for hours. there's so many funny/cute cat videos for goodness sake so how can i not waste away my time?
i know the app is tracking everything and it's bad. i know it's probably not doing much to stop it but i signed up with a disposable email, didn't use my real name or put any info on it, made sure my account was private and didn't personalise ads etc, restrict it running in the background or accessing my location/camera/microphone etc, and i only run it with my VPN on. from just scrolling through it yesterday and today it already seems to know what city i live in (my VPN server is in the same country but a different city), my favourite football team, that i like building PCs, and of course the cat videos.
while i've been hooked i don't know if i'll keep it for long. i'll see how it goes.
all last night and this morning i sat there scrolling through it for hours. there's so many funny/cute cat videos for goodness sake so how can i not waste away my time?
i know the app is tracking everything and it's bad. i know it's probably not doing much to stop it but i signed up with a disposable email, didn't use my real name or put any info on it, made sure my account was private and didn't personalise ads etc, restrict it running in the background or accessing my location/camera/microphone etc, and i only run it with my VPN on. from just scrolling through it yesterday and today it already seems to know what city i live in (my VPN server is in the same country but a different city), my favourite football team, that i like building PCs, and of course the cat videos.
while i've been hooked i don't know if i'll keep it for long. i'll see how it goes.
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ÆMNE22A!C
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Imagining an evening with
Maiden Voyage
Maiden Voyage
Maiden Voyage
Gold™ Member
I don't usually put out on the first date. Usually.Imagining an evening with
ÆMNE22A!C
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No worries. Just want to stroke your hair while you sing me a sailor song
Maiden Voyage
Gold™ Member
ÆMNE22A!C
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I noticed yesterday that the diameter of the rectal thermometer the vet used on my cat is the same diameter as the one the nurses used on me.
Since cat buttholes are so much smaller then a humans, how much bigger would a humans rectal thermometer need to be to match what the cat is experiencing?
Never had anal huh. The more relaxed the bigger the entrance. Seems you and your cat share the same anxiety regarding anal probing
V1LÆM
Gold Member
i imagine it'd be something like this spending the evening withImagining an evening with
Maiden Voyage
:a drunken crazy dance session, a nice cuddle with each other, and then a fist fight.
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V1LÆM
Gold Member
well of course you'd be robert pattinson. you ain't no willem dafoe.
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badblue
Gold Member
It was a math question.
BadBurger
Many “Whelps”! Handle It!
I noticed yesterday that the diameter of the rectal thermometer the vet used on my cat is the same diameter as the one the nurses used on me.
Since cat buttholes are so much smaller then a humans, how much bigger would a humans rectal thermometer need to be to match what the cat is experiencing?
Just one example of why rigorous mathematics is important in grade school.
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That's what she said
Darkmakaimura
Can You Imagine What SureAI Is Going To Do With Garfield?
I just came across a pillow case that I had. I must have had this for at least 12 years because it came with Agarest War or one of the other Agarest games.
badblue
Gold Member
kanjobazooie
Mouse Ball Fetishist
Cleaned up my PC by organizing my nudes stash deleting unneeded files and programs.
Now it feels factory-fresh.
Now it feels factory-fresh.
V1LÆM
Gold Member
did you enable show hidden files in file explorer?
if not, go to view > show > hidden files and make sure it's ticked.
go into "C: drive > users > *your username*" and then delete any folders left over from any programs you don't have installed anymore. there shouldn't be too many here but some gaming stuff is saved there. once you've done that then go into the "appdata" folder and go into both the "local" and "roaming" folders and delete any folders left over from previously installed programs.
after that go back to the C: drive then go to "program data". delete folders of old uninstalled programs. go into both "program files" and "program files (x86)" and do the same.
if you want to go deeper you can do windows key + R and run "regedit". you can go through the file tree manually or press ctrl + f to search for the name of a program. you can do F3 to find the next entry. delete whatever comes up if you want. this can break stuff so if you're not 100% sure then best leave it.
you can download bleachbit which will remove old registry files for you and clean up your PC. you can run that occasionally but i'd recommend downloading bulk crap uninstaller and using that when uninstalling programs. it will offer to remove any left over files once you have removed the program.
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kanjobazooie
Mouse Ball Fetishist
Thanks for the tip!did you enable show hidden files in file explorer?
if not, go to view > show > hidden files and make sure it's ticked.
go into "C: drive > users > *your username*" and then delete any folders left over from any programs you don't have installed anymore. there shouldn't be too many here but some gaming stuff is saved there. once you've done that then go into the "appdata" folder and go into both the "local" and "roaming" folders and delete any folders left over from previously installed programs.
after that go back to the C: drive then go to "program data". delete folders of old uninstalled programs. go into both "program files" and "program files (x86)" and do the same.
if you want to go deeper you can do windows key + R and run "regedit". you can go through the file tree manually or press ctrl + f to search for the name of a program. you can do F3 to find the next entry. delete whatever comes up if you want. this can break stuff so if you're not 100% sure then best leave it.
you can download bleachbit which will remove old registry files for you and clean up your PC. you can run that occasionally but i'd recommend downloading bulk crap uninstaller and using that when uninstalling programs. it will offer to remove any left over files once you have removed the program.
ÆMNE22A!C
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currently dealing with the consequences of putting too much carolina reaper in my food last night
Well if you were
Maiden Voyage
neighbour you could use his bidet. And hopefully it has an cold setting. With that said RIP butthole
Con_Z_ǝdʇ
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Story of my life.
V1LÆM
Gold Member
a bidet isn't going to do shit. eating it was painful and you can literally feel it working its way through your body. whether it comes out the front or back of you it isWell if you were
With that said RIP butthole
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ÆMNE22A!C
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a bidet isn't going to do shit. eating it was painful and you can literally feel it working its way through your body. whether it comes out the front or back of you it is
Play stupid games win stupid prizes.
Just kidding. It's on my bucket list.
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There's an Ape Escape meme in here somewhere
V1LÆM
Gold Member
you should try it at some point.
when cooking with it you only need a tiny amount. no more than 1/4 of a chilli... probably less than that. it gives a nice taste and kick but if you go overboard there will be pain.
there is an even hotter chilli but i don't know if you can buy it anywhere. i want to try it.
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That scorpion one?
My hottest pepper used this one
Love the taste
(remember unless I really go out of my way there's not much option. Perhaps online ordering!)
V1LÆM
Gold Member
Carolina Reaper is 1.4 - 2.2 million on the Scoville scale so way hotter than that one at 100 - 500k. Pepper X is meant to be 3.18 million!That scorpion one?
My hottest pepper used this one
Love the taste
(remember unless I really go out of my way there's not much option. Perhaps online ordering!)
I had to order the Carolina Reaper through ebay. the only ones i can buy out the supermarket are Scotch Bonnet, Habanero, or Ghost Pepper (hottest at 800k - 1.041 million)
Con_Z_ǝdʇ
Live from NeoGAF, it's Friday Night!
With swallowing.
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With swallowing.
I use swallows for making up my bed. They're well trained.
Catphish
Member
Stop watching it. The last season blows and will make you wish you didn’t waste your time.
V1LÆM
Gold Member
yup that show absolutely shit the bed with the last season.
Morrie’s wig shop
Banned
Wondering if Jeremy Renner’s legs were amputated or some weird below the torso amputation.
What a fucked up situation, feel really bad for the dude.
What a fucked up situation, feel really bad for the dude.