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[Con_Z_ǝdʇ]

Are they the kind of plants we can smoke?

Unfortunately only for inhaling oxygen.

 

[Mistake]

I just counted all the plants in my apartment. 171...

Get some rabbits or owls and turn it into a cafe.
Invite your landlord

 

[Con_Z_ǝdʇ]

Get some rabbits or owls and turn it into a cafe.
Invite your landlord

I'm better off playing some ambient jungle sounds.

 

[West Texas CEO]

I'm better off playing some ambient jungle sounds.

 

[GeekyDad]

I dice up a couple slices of red onion, crumple a few strips of cooked bacon, add some yellow mustard, a squirt of some sweet relish and salt and pepper to taste, sprinkle some paprika on top mostly for looks. I don’t measure anything out but that’s the gist. Enjoy as a side or on a sandwich

Yeah, like they say, bacon makes it better. Sounds great. Love relish (or even just pickles) in egg salad (or potato).

 

[ProgenitorCastle]

One of my favorite things about GAF is that it's rare to make enemies on here...sure, I've said things on here that ruffled feathers with other posters before...but all it takes is one thread or one comment and more often than not the same posters who hated in a previous topic could respond positively to a different topic's comment...it's like magic :]

 

[kanjobazooie]

I should seriously start jotting down the names of my cousins' countless kids.

 

[Con_Z_ǝdʇ]

I should seriously start jotting down the names of my cousins' countless kids.

There you have it, a new hobby.

 

[V1LÆM]

I should seriously start jotting down the names of my cousins' countless kids.

took me forever to figure out if my cousins kids are my cousins or something else. i call them my little cousins. but probably they are my second cousins 10 times removed or some shit. i can't deal with this shit.

 

[GeekyDad]

Man, when my dog rubs one out, he really rubs one (or 10) out! Damn, hope he doesn't give himself a heart attack. He's been having his way with this pillow for like 10-15 minutes straight.

 

[Celcius]

I hate the feeling when you see an ant, then look away for a sec to grab something to smash it with, then you look back and it's gone but you now know it's in your house somewhere

 

[badblue]

Maybe it's just me but I think the ven diagram of people that drink Bud Lite and those that support this new marketing campaign are two separate circles.

 

[Rush2112]

I would rather eat asbestos than listen to Greta Thunberg.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

I would rather eat asbestos than listen to Greta Thunberg.

Sounds easy enough to avoid. I only know who she is because a former coworker wouldn't stop ranting about her. I don't think I've ever actually heard her speak.

 

[V1LÆM]

I would rather eat asbestos than listen to Greta Thunberg.

 

[badblue]

I'd rather compete in an asbestos shoveling competition.

 

[GeekyDad]

There is nothing lovely about "love handles."

And handles are supposed to be something you hold onto. I don't want to hold onto this shit.

 

[k_trout]

sometimes posting on neogaf takes way too much effort, and yet I am compelled to do so, kind of like eating bugs to survive
not sure why

 

[Maiden Voyage]

 

[Mistake]

I never thought I’d fix my car with a handsaw, but here we are

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

Lady's of GAF. I'm single. A PM is a eye blink away..

 

[GeekyDad]

My wife was chewing the rest of her dinner, but like almost every other moment of her life, she just seems to have so much trouble shutting the fuck up. So, she started coughing -- choking, basically. And I shitchu you not, she says to me, "Babe, I was literally choking on that chicken."

I just cracked the fuck up. And the madder she got, the more I cried laughing.

This woman's gonna be the death of me. But what a way to go, eh?

 

[West Texas CEO]

She can get it too, my dude, the question is, can she get it?

 

[64bitmodels]

Rain is fun when you're inside the house but it's fucking hell when you're outside

 

[64bitmodels]

"hotdogs are made up of pig skin, lamb guts, giblets, and cows arse!"

bro you can make food out of hyena diarrhea and so long as it tastes good & doesnt make me sick it's kino

 

[mortal]

I really enjoy music that makes you move. Not outright dancing, per se. More like nodding or rocking with the rhythm, but only for certain songs.

 

[BadBurger]

I ate a spinach and mushroom calzone and I think it's time for a nap

 

[kanjobazooie]

If every human had the same capabilities as me, we would still be in the stone age.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

If every human had the same capabilities as me, we would still be in the stone age.

This quote is begging for one of your shops bruv

 

[GeekyDad]

Litter, really?!

Literally.

 

[01011001]

Duesenberg/Düsenberg totally sounds like a made up, retro-scifi car brand you'd see in a Wolfenstein game...

 

[kanjobazooie]

This quote is begging for one of your shops bruv

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Fukin legend

 

[64bitmodels]

what does the M stand for

 

[kanjobazooie]

what does the M stand for

Miriam

 

[BadBurger]

Even though I haven't been a practicing Catholic in a long time, old habits die hard - like taking Easter Monday off. My employer gave us a "floating holiday" starting last year so I used it. Not sure what to do with myself. Maybe I'll go see a matinee later.

 

[64bitmodels]

Miriam

thought it stood for miceballs

 

[64bitmodels]

 

[BadBurger]

This IKEA veggie dog was no bueno

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

This IKEA veggie dog was no bueno

Missed some screws while assembling didn't you =(

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

Can you make a jesus one. One were it's all about me.

 

[kanjobazooie]

Can you make a jesus one. One were it's all about me.

Can I use your selfies to make it?

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

I take that a a yes.

Much obliged dear boy

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

Can I use your selfies to make it?

Yeah that one that everyone says I look like Jesus.

It's national narcisme day in Holland.

 

[West Texas CEO]

This IKEA veggie dog was no bueno

BB, I know you have more common sense than to buy a vegan dog from Ikea.

 

[Con_Z_ǝdʇ]

This IKEA veggie dog was no bueno

Bad Burger! Bad bad Burger!

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

BB, I know you have more common sense than to buy a vegan dog from Ikea.

Easy to say when wondering hell for a couple hours and act all snob like.

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

BB, I know you have more common sense than to buy a vegan dog from Ikea.

Have a Ikea "hotdog" after drinking 70% of a bottle of gin and make that same post with a straight face

 

[kanjobazooie]

ÆMNE22A!C I tried

I should've reduced the height.

 

[BadBurger]

BB, I know you have more common sense than to buy a vegan dog from Ikea.

I felt like trying to help save the world.

Fuck it was gross. Two bites and I was done. At least it and a drink was only like $2.28