Darkmakaimura
Can You Imagine What SureAI Is Going To Do With Garfield?
Is there a thredt where we can rAnt about stuff because I want to rant about stuff because I'm really on edge and I need to rant.
Is there a thredt where we can rAnt about stuff because I want to rant about stuff because I'm really on edge and I need to rant.
What happened to NFT's? They were a thing that you couldn't avoid news about.
I whispered "spaghetti" to my sink and now it won't stop humming
It's not even a recognizable tune, just this low, unsettling drone like it's buffering a memory from another dimension. I haven't done dishes in three days because I'm afraid it'll start singing opera in Latin.
What if plumbing is just the nervous system of the house and I accidentally gave mine anxiety?
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Full circle. True cinema.
I like dogs and I like watching dog videos, but some of the comments are straight up nauseating
I hate people who act like dogs know they got adopted
Or that dogs smile. Dogs don't smile.
They're not sitting there thinking, "Wow, I just got a second chance at life." with a big smile on their face. It's just a new environment with new smells
And don't let me get started on the cunts who say "we don't deserve dogs"
Noted. I get it. I'll stop. For now.You Grinch
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Noted. I get it. I'll stop. For now.
I'm thinking of some innovative ways I could use Marmite ™.
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What did the crab say to the greedy lobster?
"You're a fuckin asshole"
On that note - Finding the perfect boxer shorts, is like winning the lottery. The wife isn't very impressed when I buy 20 pairs of the same underwear. She just don't understand how important it is.Having a pair of testicles is pretty awesome.
Run - you fools/Fly - you fools (from the LotR movie) drives me insane. I don't belong in this second-rate universe where Tolkien would describe running fast by foot as flying.the Mandela Effect.
Lol I meant 'games' not trans.I shagged these two.
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The sobriety thing is probably more about the awareness I think. When you abuse "things" to an extreme level you get so fucking good (or you THINK you are good) at hiding the addition that when the veil is REALLY gone you realize that you were not hiding anything.It always amazes me when recovering alcoholics can tell you exactly how long they've been sober.
Like "I've been sober 6 years 4 months 3 weeks and 2 days".
What a mental burden to carry around.
Just let go and live your life jeezz.
As cynical as I am in daily life, I'm an optimistic drunk. It's weird as hell