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[EerieArcade]

Photoshop was £9.99 a month last year. It's now £27.99 a month. I'm not paying that. Time to look for an alternative.

 

[GeekyDad]

You know, if we had her story too, history would probably be more accurate and clear.

 

[BadBurger]

Protecting you from boring evening

 

[CGNoire]

The two most dangerous people on earth:


~400 murders in the villages of one little county...

~300 people just happened to die when she's in town...

Hahahha! Yes finally someone said it. Ive been watching alot of MurderSheDid....cough...cough... Im mean "wrote" lately and Im like when are the authorities gonna look into the obvious Suspect right in front of them.

 

[EerieArcade]

I think the small crack in my bathroom ceiling has got slightly worse...

 

[NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt]

You know, if we had her story too, history would probably be more accurate and clear.

 

[Audiophile]

I think the small crack in my bathroom ceiling has got slightly worse...

Nothing a bit of gaffer tape wont fix..

 

[spons]

Someone called me "gay" today for having more female close friends than dudes (as a man). Took me a second to process that comment but he was totally serious. What the hell is this world devolving into.

 

[Audiophile]

A Quite Place III just announced, wonder if they'll have a storyline covering how they have fillers and buccal fat removal in the apocalypse.

 

[John Marston]

What's the difference between a pimple and a priest?
The pimple waits until you 're 12 to come on your face.

From the sbow The Leftovers

 

[Plies]

Have you ever experienced a recursion?

Have you ever experienced a recursion?

 

[EerieArcade]

Whatever happened to goths. Never see them around anymore, do ya.

 

[Plies]

Whatever happened to goths. Never see them around anymore, do ya.

 

[Artoris]

Are they not vampire kids now or something

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

Whatever happened to goths. Never see them around anymore, do ya.

Became femboys.

 

[Escape Goat]

Hey. Stop all the downloading.

How does one post threads in this place? The site says im not cool enough yet.

 

[Plies]

Why is chocolate peanut butter so damn good?

It's far superior to Nutella, in fact.

 

[DavidGzz]

Whatever happened to goths. Never see them around anymore, do ya.

One walks by my house with her ass cheeks almost hanging out of her stockings or whatever the fuck she's wearing. I had to send an ambulance to her house for suicidal thoughts too, so she's the real deal. Hot af, I'd fix her if I wasn't married.

 

[Ce'Nedra]

I really need to get over to the idea that I left a job for a better one but I am feeling like I made a bad choice almost a year after lol.

 

[Plies]

I kissed my dog.

 

[p_xavier]

I kissed my dog.

Were you on a date?

 

[Plies]

Were you on a date?

 

[Miyazaki’s Slave]

I kissed my dog.

"...AND I LIKED IT. "

 

[kevboard]

everyone was the youngest person on earth at one point... but almost noone will ever be the oldest one.

 

[Plies]

everyone was the youngest person on earth at one point... but almost noone will ever be the oldest one.

Highlander is the oldest one.

 

[kpopSuperstar]

I can't tolerate drunk older people. It's for kids, older people should know better.

A neighbour had a party. A drunk guy who must have been in his 50s stumbled into my driveway.

I was seething, if he had walked unto my yard things would have gotten bad for him. Lucky for him he turned back.

 

[Plies]

I can't tolerate drunk older people. It's for kids, older people should know better.

They've typically failed at life and it becomes a vicious cycle for them.

But yeah, it's very sad and pathetic.

 

[kevboard]

people should stop pronouncing the word data like they are a baby who is calling for its dad...

 

[Grildon Tundy]

How it feels replying to your own thread so it doesn't leave the GAF front page.

 

[Liopleurodon]

Just one more follower.

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

Watching The Truman Show. Seems apt now that I'm the same age as Jim when he played Truman in the film.

 

[Artoris]

It's hard to get work done if there is no one telling you to get it done

 

[Plies]

p_xavier , do you like lemon?

 

[diffusionx]

I can't tolerate drunk older people. It's for kids, older people should know better.

A neighbour had a party. A drunk guy who must have been in his 50s stumbled into my driveway.

I was seething, if he had walked unto my yard things would have gotten bad for him. Lucky for him he turned back.

oh no not your driveway

 

[p_xavier]

p_xavier , do you like lemon?

Yes, just not lemon parties.

 

[kpopSuperstar]

oh no not your driveway

You never know when drunks start to shit and piss all over the place.

 

[Days like these...]

72 hr protection deodorant should be illegal. This is only tempting filthy fucks who were already on the fence about showering to not shower.

 

[kevboard]

p_xavier , do you like lemon?

 

[GymWolf]

The sea today is beatiful

 

[kanjobazooie]

The sea today is beatiful

And your feet are mesmerizing.

 

[GymWolf]

And your feet are mesmerizing.

I should open an onlyfeet account.

 

[Plies]

And your feet are mesmerizing.

I should open an onlyfeet account.

 

[Plies]

YCoCg , why do you have a clippy avatar?

 

[Artoris]

I just saw this as a recommended youtube video

 

[YCoCg]

YCoCg , why do you have a clippy avatar?

I see you've asked me a question, would you like a detailed answer for that?

I just saw this as a recommended youtube video

Oh so that's why I kept seeing 2000's clippy everywhere, I just thought it was some meme and was annoyed that I didn't see anyone repping 97 clippy.

 

[Uhtred]

I'm not sure how many more times I can pour all my energy into a relationship that ultimately ends with me not getting half of what I put in back. I'm tired boss. I'm so tired. I'm getting older and I have to seriously look at the prospects that I may die alone. What is wrong with people these days? Women are awful. I can't tell you how awful women are. they're so bad sometimes, cold hearted black hearted and disgusting too! Some of them are so dirty!

 

[Trilobit]

I can't stand South Korean movies. Even the ones that are thriller or horror have that really strange sense of humor which makes it impossible for me to feel immersed and take them seriously. I've felt the same thing with every single critically acclaimed film from there.

Pandora is the only one I've enjoyed.

 

[CellarDoor81]

Right now, I'm trying to get fired. After 23 years doing the same shit, working with the same shitty women with their same shitty attitudes, I hate this fucking job so much... and my job made me hate women too!
But what comes next? I have no idea what I should become now... want to try something totally different...
It feels as if I'd totally forgot what I am capable of... I feel lost.
Well, at least at home everything is fine. I feel loved though...

 

[Plies]

and my job made me hate women too!

What? Why?

 

[Baemono]

I don't understand why Luigi's cap's L in Double-Dash is backwards