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Random times you've gotten a boner

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Catalyst

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--I'd randomly get boners in science classes back in highschool...unsurprisingly human anatomy & physiology.

--Once I got up in trig class with one and I was wearing swooshswoosh Old Navy pants (not entirely wind pants, a bit thicker) so I didn't really notice since there really was no pressure and I working hard on a worksheet...and anyway, so I got up and part of the class looked at me and one person just nodded and looked at my crotch, and I looked down...yeah, people were talking about that for a while.

--Over the summer at I was an amusement park and I got one in the restroom waiting in line. No one noticed, except I was thinking how hot my lovey looked in her bathing suit.

--And to top them all off, once when I was 15 or 16 I was watching porn in my room and I got up to take a piss...and um...my cousins were over, one was female. The fan wasn't on in the bathroom and my brothers always like leaving lights on, and I walked in on my hot as hell cousin changing. Yeah, uh. No one will ever know about that one except you internet people.

SO TELL.
 

BuddyC

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Catalyst said:
--And to top them all off, once when I was 15 or 16 I was watching porn in my room and I got up to take a piss...and um...my cousins were over, one was female. The fan wasn't on in the bathroom and my brothers always like leaving lights on, and I walked in on my hot as hell cousin changing. Yeah, uh. No one will ever know about that one except you internet people.

You and olimario would make wonderful friends.
 

=W=

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I got this boner one time when I was thinking about hot chicks and copulating with them. It was so random.
 

ShadowRed

Banned
I get boners everytime I eat a full meal. This is a problem since during lunch time I and a bunch of people hit up the local buffets and afterwards i'm always untucking my shirt in order to hide my wood. I'm pretty sure a few people have noticed it and mot said anything at least not to my face.
 
Dude, guys get boners all the time. I know I do. My girlfriend so much as LOOKS at my penis and I'm hard. Seriously, I'm always ready to go. That's somewhat normal though. As far as slightly odd goes, I do get them when I ride in a car. Yeah its weird. Sometimes I just get them while in a moving car. Can't even help it either. I'm not even thinking about sex or nothing. No idea what thats about.

But yeah, I guess I'm told that I'm constantly horny but she'd rather have that than some dude who never wants sex. Apparently there are some guys out there like that, though we've only HEARD of them and have yet to meet one.
 

Hitman

Edmonton's milkshake attracts no boys.
I GET BONERS ALL THE TIME! I CAN'T STOP THEM! WHEN WILL IT END!? I WAKE UP BONER. I'M IN ECON CLASS, BONER! WHEN DOES IT END!
 
Uno Ill Nino said:
Sometimes I just get them while in a moving car. Can't even help it either. I'm not even thinking about sex or nothing. No idea what thats about.

same thing happens to me... the worst is when it happens on public transport...
I think it has something to do with vibrations.
 

J2 Cool

Member
eh, a boner's a boner. That's my philosophy. What are you gonna do.. besides put your hand in your pockets and act casual. Anyway, yeah, they always happen at innapropriate times. It especially sucks if its the end of the class and the bell rings and you got one. They're so damn random this happens. Then I gotta think of being chased by a fat chick in sandals through the woods trying to rape me. And sometimes that oddly doesnt work.... .... ........ ..

Innapropriate times though. One time I went to this recital of a bunch of high school chicks doing hot dance numbers. My little cousin was in it, there were grades like 2-12. But yeah, evertime the older girls came up I was fighting between just enjoying it and trying to.. not. I was worried my aunt was going to scoot across my lap, when she had to get out of the row and into the aisle for a bathroom break or something. So I fought a tough battle that night, and made sure to use the bathroom a lot, cause boners come easy with a full bladder.

Other times, when I went with my ex to their lodge. All day long, her in a damn bikini. Being such a good friend of the family's back then and her's, they asked me to go. Somehow I contained myself for the most part. The most akward moment was when I was between her dad and mom on one side, and her on the other. All of us laid out on chairs. I look over at her body and the bottom piece is hooked to the hips and her belly a little under, with a shadow covering what may be known as the mysterious beyond, the promised land, the great valley.. Tits just out there too man. Not shit I should be thinking about with her mom and dad next to me. To say the towel I had with me, was a savior, would be an understatement. I can't imagine what would've happened without that.

Oh, and at one point me and this girl got in a fight and when we made up after that she was real sweet and came to lay with me on the couch inside the cabin. Open windows and open doors. At some point of her rubbing her body with one piece between us I couldnt help it. I stood up and said "now look what you did" and poked her in the eye... Well, I showed her anyway and she bursted out laughing. Then I had to settle down quickly before the little kids and aunts and parents came running in for peanut butter and jelly and animal crackers... gotta love those animal crackers.
 

Agent Dormer

Dirty Drinking Smoker
J2 Cool said:
Oh, and at one point me and this girl got in a fight and when we made up after that she was real sweet and came to lay with me on the couch inside the cabin. Open windows and open doors. At some point of her rubbing her body with one piece between us I couldnt help it. I stood up and said "now look what you did" and poked her in the eye... Well, I showed her anyway and she bursted out laughing. Then I had to settle down quickly before the little kids and aunts and parents came running in for peanut butter and jelly and animal crackers... gotta love those animal crackers.

:lol :lol :lol
 
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