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[PrimetimeKnight]

A couple of you have been real close but no one's nailed it yet. May have to start giving clues like that boardgame Mastermind here soon lol.

 

[SirTerry-T]

And unfortunatly for us back then we didn't have porn hub and fast internet, so whacking it to spice girls was the best you could do between scrambled porn and those late night Shannon tweed skin flicks.

Shannon Tweed films, or as they were known in the UK at the time "The Channel Five Friday Night Specials".

 

[Stouffers]

Im sure they’re all rank.. especially Yeasty Spice

 

[AJUMP23]

Posh
Gerri
Baby
Sporty
The other one.

 

[Alex Anderson]

Scary.

 

[GymWolf]

Redhead
Baby
Posh
The black chick
Sporty

 

[NeoIkaruGAF]

As a teenager, I had a hard crush on Baby.

Today? I mean, I wouldn’t say no to any. Still would Emma Bunton with all my might (she’s probably had better, but still). Making a chart is meaningless. Gotta say, Mel C has gone from bottom of the chart to potential number 1 through the years. Selling her as Sporty Spice was a good marketing move in 1996, but it didn’t do her any favors.

 

[INC]

Ginger
Sporty
Baby
Posh
Scar


This also works for how well they've aged

 

[Bonfires Down]

I guess Victoria was the hottest but she also looks super high maintanence so I would avoid her like the plague in real life.
Then Mel C
Then Geri

Kevin was the hottest backstreet boy fo sho.

 

[Coolwhhip]

Ginger was thicc, I loved here in the 90s because of that already. #pioneer

She looks like a skinny ghoul now

 

[StreetsofBeige]

Got to say Geri Halliwell looks great at 48. I don't know when this pic was taken but close enough.

She looks so much better now slimmed down and a bit of cosmetic surgery, then her dyed orange hair back in the day. She was always pudgey in the 90s like she ate too much. But totally MILF material now.

Can't even recognize it's her.

Good thing is she kept her big tits. That black dress can't hide them.

 

[StreetsofBeige]

Ginger was thicc, I loved here in the 90s because of that already. #pioneer

She looks like a skinny ghoul now

Oh shit. Yikes. My pic she looks great, your pic she's like Skeletor's wife.

 

[Amory]

Idk if that's just a bad picture or if the spice girls were way uglier than I remembered

Mel B is the most attractive

Beckham's wife had a lot of work done eh

 

[farmerboy]

Would kill all of them to get to Scary Spice. She'd be fun in bed.

 

[Forsythia]

Ginger>Posh>Scary>Sporty>Baby

Based on back then of course

 

[p_xavier]

Spice Girls to Bland Women. (still Geri)

 

[INC]

 

[Cockles & Whelks]

I saw Mel C at a big gay trans night in 2017 (inclusivity!), She looked great.

 

[evanft]

Now here's a good thread.

1. Baby
2. Ginger
3. Mel C
4. Posh
5. Sporty

 

[INC]

I saw Mel C at a big gay trans night in 2017 (inclusivity!), She looked great.

She has madonna arm syndrome

 

[niilokin]

then: ginger spice
now: black spice

 

[INC]

 

[Cockles & Whelks]

We had a mail guy at an old office years ago who wore that. As he did his rounds with the trolley you could tell where he'd been by the Old Spice vapour trail.

 

[INC]

We had a mail guy at an old office years ago who wore that. As he did his rounds with the trolley you could tell where he'd been by the Old Spice vapour trail.

I bet Jimmy Saville was an old spice user

 

[Cockles & Whelks]

I bet Jimmy Saville was an old spice user

Lovely mix of tobacco and old spice for his victims.

 

[cryptoadam]

So whats a spice girl?

Is it a britsh saying ? Like a bad girl or something?

 

[INC]

So whats a spice girl?

Is it a britsh saying ? Like a bad girl or something?

It means nothing

Its just a name

 

[cryptoadam]

It means nothing

Its just a name

Really?

Its not a birtish thing or play on words?

Kinda lame then. I at least thought it was a sly way of calling a girl a slut in england or something.

 

[INC]

Really?

Its not a birtish thing or play on words?

Kinda lame then. I at least thought it was a sly way of calling a girl a slut in england or something.

Its was the 90s, and we're british, of course there's no imagination used in the name

 

[Cockles & Whelks]

So whats a spice girl?

Is it a britsh saying ? Like a bad girl or something?

Oh we have enough words for that

 

[West Texas CEO]

1 - All
2 - These
3 - British
4 - Bitches
5 - Ugly