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[={<SMOKE>}=]

i know i'm probably going to regret this, but i need you guys (and girls if there's any out there) to rate my pic. i just got rejected by 5 chicks who all said, "sorry, you're not my type," when i sent them this pic. gaffers, i need you to be honest! it's okay, i can take it. here's the pic:

i'm obviously the one on the right. thanks!

 

[Jak140]

i'm obviously the one on the right. thanks!

Did you tell them that? Maybe they don't go for lesbos.

 

[AeroGod]

I cant form the words.

 

[Seth C]

How about going with a picture that doesn't have your mommy in it? Or failing that, have your mom not look stoned and/or retarded.

 

[hXc_thugg]

I don't really like blondes. You're not my type.

 

[={<SMOKE>}=]

How about going with a picture that doesn't have your mommy in it?

she was edited out and it's not my mom, dude.

 

[mashoutposse]

You need to edit out Jane Kerry from that pic...

 

[yoshifumi]

you just know there's a serial killer behind that polite smile

 

[demon]

STICKY THIS THREAD!


And yeah, you look kinda weird. It's like an optical illusion.....one moment you look 22, the next moment you look like you're in kindergarten.

 

[AlphaSnake]

I've seen that pic before. That's your GF right?

Edit: Yeah...*cough*

 

[Celicar]

Are you trying to meet women online?

LAME!

Go outside.

 

[Zaptruder]

Get a better picture taken.

No, really.

 

[={<SMOKE>}=]

can't go out to the clubs tonight, i've got too much shit to do tomorrow, so i'm stuck online and it's not my girlfriend either...

demon, thanks. glad to know i look weird

 

[=W=]

You look really... red.

 

[Fifty]

Many people much better looking than you decided to keep their pics in here

 

[norinrad21]

heh Son Of Sam?

 

[Celicar]

Is that your mom? Dirty.

 

[demon]

can't go out to the clubs tonight, i've got too much shit to do tomorrow, so i'm stuck online and it's not my girlfriend either...

demon, thanks. glad to know i look weird

So WHO THE FUCK IS IT? Your flute teacher?

 

[hXc_thugg]

It's his dead grandmother! OMGZ0RZ SIXTH SENSE

 

[Justin Bailey]

Hmmm, well you look kinda dorky in that picture. Use another one.

 

[AeroGod]

Change your hairstyle. You look like Eminem if he was a country music star.

 

[={<SMOKE>}=]

you guys suck...

 

[demon]

It's his dead grandmother! OMGZ0RZ SIXTH SENSE

 

[Cerebral Palsy]

Is your lady friend single?

 

[norinrad21]

Smoke debuts in Ghost The Search for a Girl

 

[samus4ever]

Is that your mom are gf?

 

[etiolate]

You don't look horrifying. Maybe you need to accentuate yourself to your style, hair, clothes, etc. Or maybe don't send pics to girls on the net.

 

[miyuru]

You're not really smiling, but you're not really *not* smiling either. You like autistic or something

Get another photo taken, with you doing a definite pose (i.e. laughing, smiling), and maybe try not to look so red...hmm I dunno.

 

[Pedigree Chum]

I don't think it helps that you're wearing a red jacket.

 

[Kon Tiki]

That looks like your mom. You look like your dad.

Need to dress younger,

 

[aoi tsuki]

i don't know how to rate guys because the only basis i have on what attractive guys are is based on the media.

 

[ZombieSupaStar]

bah

 

[={<SMOKE>}=]

That looks like your mom. You look like your dad.

Need to dress younger,

i'm 25 years old..

 

[hXc_thugg]

Yep, and you dress like you're in your 40's.

 

[={<SMOKE>}=]

Yep, and you dress like you're in your 40's.

i guess...

 

[FrenchMovieTheme]

that jacket is pretty weak, plus it looks like you are wearing tapered leg jeans, is that true?* anyways ive seen fat, disgusting slobs with attractive women so it cant all be about looks












* This coming from someone with a total of approximately 10 shirts, 5 pants and 2 pairs of shoes in his wardrobe

 

[={<SMOKE>}=]

no, the jeans are not tapered...

 

[Rorschach]

* This coming from someone with a total of approximately 10 shirts, 5 pants and 2 pairs of shoes in his wardrobe

2 pairs of shoes? What are ya, a woman?!

 

[demon]

2 pairs of shoes? What are ya, a woman?!

Dude, I have four pairs (one of them I pretty much never wear, and another pair is much more casual than the other two), and my sister has 35 pairs. THAT'S a woman's shoe collection.

 

[Freestyler]

Not a bad shot, if you got the right angles working for ya in a decent photo you could look pretty hot. The basis is all there anyhoo. I don't like the hair, maybe that's what lets it down.

 

[Mike Works]

What's wrong with your mom? She looks like she just realized you farted.

 

[EmSeta]

It's not mainly you, it's the clothes and hair. Do something about them.

 

[Red Dolphin]

she was edited out and it's not my mom, dude.

I swear you posted this on the old GAF and mentioned that was your mum (sorry I just can't spell it "mom")

 

[MrAngryFace]

white shoes. why?

dress how you want, but keep in mind the way you dress determines what kind of people you will attract. Currently you dress like some kind of contractor for a logging company or something. Cool, but is it you?

Dont dress to be someone you arent. If thats you, by all means dress that way. At 25 you should be beyond the stupid notion of trend setting/following. If you arent, get a grip.

Other than that there isnt much to say. White tennis shoes just always look so damned, I dunno. wrong. Black shoes go with everything, and I thankfully grew out of tennis shoes. I dont play sports, or run, wtf have em. There are plenty of regular shoes that are comfortable and not white.

 

[Scrow]

How about going with a picture that doesn't have your mommy in it? Or failing that, have your mom not look stoned and/or retarded.

:lol

 

[snaildog]

I think you'd look better not smiling, and maybe closer up. That photo's not bad though; don't let wierd internet chicks cloud your mind.

Edit: Just to clarify, I think most "smile for the camera" shots don't look good when you over-analyse them - not just you.

 

[Fusebox]

You dress and look like a Pommie. I like Pommies.

 

[DarienA]

Is that an LL Bean jacket? Oh and your hair style, change it... quickly.

 

[Kiriku]

You need attitude, you need a strong-willed and decisive face. You look too, umm, nice. I think you need a look that shows self-confidence, piercing yet gentle eyes, a straight back. You may also shape up and get some new clothes. Or just forget about those girls and find a girl who doesn't drop you because of a photo.

 

[Rei_Toei]

Lose teh woman, do something about the hair, get a new outfit, strike a pose, have a new photo, turn it in black and white. Teh stylish, and it covers up your red face somewhat .