Rate Zuck's new look

EviLore

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He has entered his mid-life crisis arc. I guess when you have all the money in the world, buying a corvette doesn't suffice.
 
He be cappin with that drip but...

The hair and getting some sun or whatever... he actually looks like a person instead of a space lizard?

He just needs to grow a beard like everyone said a few months ago.
 
I think he does look better, but it's pretty weird since he's a dad. Gives me lonely island vibes

He's in mad shape though. That musk fight threat really put his ass in gear
 
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If he likes, that's good enough. I'm far from the best dressed and don't try to be cutting edge fashion so I totally understand the position of who cares what other people think.

Plus, he is one of the richest people to ever exist. He can do anything he wants.

I don't get the hate for him either. He seems like a fairly normal guy who really cares about his wife. Of all the people who are "famous " right now, he is far from the worst.
 
He's getting there. This is miles better than before

But he looks a bit like the character you see when they pick someone to play a 'Zuck' role in movies
 
It took only 15 year from him to go from nerdy high school guy to high school jock...

edit: "stolen valor" :messenger_grinning_sweat::messenger_grinning_sweat::messenger_grinning_sweat:
 
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Again.. I saw a mini doc of this. Something boiling down to getting aligned with the gen z crowd regarding optics from marketing perspective. May remember it wrong

Then again they'd just as easy could've changed some code in "it"

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That stolen valor line was brilliant. Better than any post this thread will get to be honest.

The funniest thing about this new look is the custom gear. If it was purely for comfort purposes you could say he's a rich man who doesn't care. But he's gone out of his way to do this.

Glasses aren't catching on any time soon, either. Battery tech alone needs a ridiculous leap for it to be viable, and the the lack of physical controls means they're just not viable outside of viewing. Fine for output, probably terrible for input.
 
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