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marrec said:
As a parent I can say:

Nobody finds other peoples children cute. They're all terrible little bastards who aren't disciplined enough and are WAY stupider than your kids. Also they have terrible manners.

So you're just like any parent, you just don't have any kids to put your blinders on for.
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My child is adorable and you cannot take that away from me!!!!11

He's only 9 months old so he hasnt developed douche skills yet.
 
Billychu said:
Aside from my 21st birthday where I'm basically obligated to drink heavily, I don't see myself becoming a drinker. I've had plenty of beer over the last few years and I don't see any reason why I'd want to continue drinking.
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I find drinking a necessity in the following situations:

1) I am expected to go to dancing in a club-like scenario
2) Outdoor party
3) Cash Mario Kart tournaments

I have learned, through experience, that you should never drink in these situations:

1) Trying to build up courage to do something (got really hammered on screwdrivers one night to try and build up the courage to ask a woman I liked out, ended up being carried to my room by some friends because I couldn't go out and the woman was so disgusted by that, she ended up making out with a friend of mine - they've been together three years, but it still stings a bit.)

2) Gambling on anything else.
 
Babies annoy me because they can't wipe their own nose. Seriously, it's gross. And then they have bubbly mucous..uuggghh. This is why I'm not having children yet >.<
 
I can't stand babies. That's one reason I'm reluctant to have children... I'd have to get through the baby phase first. After about three they're great, but I don't want to be around them before that. Actually, part of it is a fear of hurting them since they're rather delicate and helpless. It is a bit intimidating
also, they just aren't cute at all.
 
Cheska said:
Babies annoy me because they can't wipe their own nose. Seriously, it's gross. And then they have bubbly mucous..uuggghh. This is why I'm not having children yet >.<
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Lissar said:
I can't stand babies. That's one reason I'm reluctant to have children... I'd have to get through the baby phase first. After about three they're great, but I don't want to be around them before that. Actually, part of it is a fear of hurting them since they're rather delicate and helpless. It is a bit intimidating
also, they just aren't cute at all.
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I'm afraid to touch them :/
 
My god... Girl-GAF is smart. Why can't the world be more of you XD! Two NO BABIES in a row... so... so beautiful

:P
 
Cheska said:
Babies annoy me because they can't wipe their own nose. Seriously, it's gross. And then they have bubbly mucous..uuggghh. This is why I'm not having children yet >.<
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I know this is crude as hell but to me babies are like miniature obese people with sacks of shit tied to their waist. My mom has given up on grandkids from me.
 
Billychu said:
Shitting yourself isn't adorable. I'm sorry, but you need to know.
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You know that you have forever changed as a person when you experience some measure of pridein the development of your infant child's stool. Parentgaf will know what I mean.

Alucrid I've already got him on silver high tops and drop crotch jawns. Never too young IMO.
 
H.Protagonist said:
What if I said I did want kids?

/thread ruined
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Then I have picked out your Secret Santa gift next year.

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I'll add an anecdote to the baby discussion.

While I obviously am glad that I don't have to be the one to bear the pain of bringing a baby in to this world, I do admit to a sort of strange jealousy; women know this pain, and I cannot and never will. In some ways, an exclusive club that shares stories of intense pain is more deeply connected than a club which just has fun together. I feel perversely excluded.

However, my Aunt has had 5 children, and 4 kidney stones. Kidney stones run in my family. She has informed me that the kidney stones actually hurt her more than did the birthing of her children.

I am thus strangely hopeful that I might ultimately have inherited the genetics necessary for kidney stones, just so I can have some reasonable facsimile to the pain of birthing. This desire is both absurd and sophistic simultaneously, but none of us apply rigorous logic at all times.
 
Opiate said:
I am thus strangely hopeful that I might ultimately have inherited the genetics necessary for kidney stones, just so I can have some reasonable facsimile to the pain of birthing. This desire is both absurd and sophistic simultaneously, but none of us apply rigorous logic at all times.
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.... That's.... that's not normal man =/

Had a small one a year ago. Hooolllyyyy shiiit, fuck that.
 
I'm ok with kids of all sizes, and ages, but don't want any of my own at the moment. I would have to find a lady first, and also my goals for the next five years don't align themselves with the idea of little ones. Every now and then I have to babysit my niece and nephew and it's both physically and mentally exhausting, so I'm always glad that they get to go home at the end of the day.

However, I can see why it would be very rewarding to have kids of your own. They depend on you to be there at all times, and you are everything to them. Having witnessed the first steps of my niece made me tear up. I'm sure fathers would be bawling during moments like that.
 
Opiate said:
I'll add an anecdote to the baby discussion.

While I obviously am glad that I don't have to be the one to bear the pain of bringing a baby in to this world, I do admit to a sort of strange jealousy; women know this pain, and I cannot and never will. In some ways, an exclusive club that shares stories of intense pain is more deeply connected than a club which just has fun together. I feel perversely excluded.

However, my Aunt has had 5 children, and 4 kidney stones. Kidney stones run in my family. She has informed me that the kidney stones actually hurt her more than did the birthing of her children.

I am thus strangely hopeful that I might ultimately have inherited the genetics necessary for kidney stones, just so I can have some reasonable facsimile to the pain of birthing. This desire is both absurd and sophistic simultaneously, but none of us apply rigorous logic at all times.
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That is really weird. Not your desire, mind you, just that I heard almost those exact words recently. A friend of mine expressed the same desire a few months ago, that he hoped to get kidney stones to be able to feel some approximation of child birth. Interesting. Do a lot of guys share this feeling, you think? Or are at least curious about the experience from a pain perspective?
 
Doom you need to change your avatar. I don't care you don't like any of the photos of you on Facebook.

@H.Proag: I'd probably staring feeling it if I had gotten someone pregnant. For now I just think "I'm so happy I never have to experience that!"
 
My girlfriend absolutely despises kids. Works for me at least for now since I can't stand them either but I'm not entirely sure how I'll feel somewhere down the line.
 
Opiate said:
While I obviously am glad that I don't have to be the one to bear the pain of bringing a baby in to this world, I do admit to a sort of strange jealousy; women know this pain, and I cannot and never will. In some ways, an exclusive club that shares stories of intense pain is more deeply connected than a club which just has fun together. I feel perversely excluded.
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Well you can always do this ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRFkCIQAjBU

That's gotta be on the same level
 
Opiate said:
I'll add an anecdote to the baby discussion.

While I obviously am glad that I don't have to be the one to bear the pain of bringing a baby in to this world, I do admit to a sort of strange jealousy; women know this pain, and I cannot and never will. In some ways, an exclusive club that shares stories of intense pain is more deeply connected than a club which just has fun together. I feel perversely excluded.

However, my Aunt has had 5 children, and 4 kidney stones. Kidney stones run in my family. She has informed me that the kidney stones actually hurt her more than did the birthing of her children.

I am thus strangely hopeful that I might ultimately have inherited the genetics necessary for kidney stones, just so I can have some reasonable facsimile to the pain of birthing. This desire is both absurd and sophistic simultaneously, but none of us apply rigorous logic at all times.
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H.Protagonist said:
That is really weird. Not your desire, mind you, just that I heard almost those exact words recently. A friend of mine expressed the same desire a few months ago, that he hoped to get kidney stones to be able to feel some approximation of child birth. Interesting. Do a lot of guys share this feeling, you think? Or are at least curious about the experience from a pain perspective?
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No. I don't want to experience child birth nor kidney stones. Ever.
 
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