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Really Weird Dreams

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Gonzalez

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Alright so I had this bizarre dream the other night...

It starts out with me driving to a McDonald's late at night. The McDonald's is in the middle of this large half empty mall parking lot. So I drive towards the drive-thru speaker to order my food. Instead of getting next to it, I somehow miss it on a wide turn. I say "Okay, I'll try it again", so I tried again, but I still miss it. Now I feel tired, and sleepy for some reason, but I still want to order my damn food. I try it one more time, and this time I get close, but I end up banging into the menu. Pissed off now I change my plans of using the drive-thru, and instead decide to order inside.

So I open the door to a suddenly full McDonald's. Kids are running around, playing with their Happy Meal toys, and acting overall mischievous. I turn my attention towards the counter. The girl at the desk asks to take my order. For some reason I give her a dirty look, and walk away through the exit door to get back to my truck. All of a sudden as I walk up to my truck a group of four wrestlers confront me. The group of wrestlers consists of Triple H, Davey Richards, and a male, and female that I think my mind made up. Well whatever... They beat the shit out of me like if we were old enemies in a fued. But they aren't just giving me a classic wrestling beating, they are legit trying to kill me. Out of nowhere a wall, with a ladder appears. I climb the ladder that leads to an elevated man made canal. They follow me up there continuing the beating all the while talking shit. The woman pulls out a large nail file that also doubles as a dagger. She slashes the back of my legs, and goes to finish me off. I fight back, and we start to wrestle for top position while the canal gets deeper. I end up getting a bit of an advantage, and drown her. She's dead now, but I am exhausted.

Both me, and her limp body fall over the edge into a man made lake that is waist high deep. This place that I'm in now looks like a cross between a sewer, and a classroom. Triple H tells the nameless wrestler(Who looks like Tormund Giantsbane from Game of Thrones) to finish me off. While he's walking towards me I notice the large nail file beneath the water, and grab it. He pulls me up by my shirt. As he does that, I stab him through the chest. Blood pours out of his mouth. He curses, and is ready to attack me, but he suddenly falls over to his death. Now it's just me, Triple H, and Davey Richards that are left.

Triple H is getting tired of my resilience, but he's still very calm. Like he knows he has the upper hand. So he sends an angry, and ready to fight Davey Richards after me. My legs have healed without reason, and we begin our fight. As we pound on each other, kids appear in the classroom cheering on our fight. We fight through a door that leads to an empty classroom. Without warning another fight breaks out in the classroom(the one with the kids) between two other wrestlers. While that is happening, me, and Davey are in the other room putting rest holds on each other, and planning out our match(all this after he was trying to legit murder me). We bust back into the classroom we were in previously. The kids are cheering me on as I put Davey on top of a table. I jump off another table onto Davey, with a double stomp. The table doesn't break. I try it again, but to no avail. I'm cursing at myself, while Davey is laying there looking pissed that the table isn't breaking. I try it three more times, and it still won't break...

...I wake up, and my dream ends.

Does anyone else have weird dreams you can't believe that came out of your mind, but remember vividly?
 

bobawesome

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Nothing inception-like, but I feel like the weirdest dreams are the ones that involve my family or home in some way. Some of the more frightening dreams I've experienced have involved the shed in my backyard. It's always the same kind of dream when the shed comes into the picture: a doomsday scenario of some sort, usually involving these wendigo-esque monsters that have wiped out all of humanity save for my brother and I.

They only come out during the day so we're hiding, cowering in this tiny shed, praying that they don't kill us. Nighttime is when you fortify the shed and scrounge for weapons and food.

Lately, I've also been having a lot of dreams where I'm lost. The dreams usually start out fairly fun... We're having a family vacation in some heavily forested place. It's inevitable that I become separated from everyone else at some point. So I start running. Where? I don't know. I just start going wherever my feet will take me. Day turns to night and I'm losing my freaking mind because I have no idea where I am or how to get back to everyone else. I've always struggled with directions and one of my greatest fears is being lost in an open area with no clue how to get back home.

And then there was the dream last week where I was on a ship that was holding a Nascar race. After the event was over, there was an after party. Bored, I decided to go below deck and see what everyone else is up to. I suddenly find myself near the engine room (I don't know how ships work, that's how ships work, right?). There's a group of kids near a wall with a lot of exposed wires. I look up and see one kid dangling over it, trying to get a toy that was up there. There was a ladder nearby and as I'm climbing it, I hear this horrible sound. I climb to the top and see that the flesh around the kid's right arm was burned away, exposing a bony nub.

Man, this is why I've been up all night. I hate sleeping. Oh boy, which dream am I gonna have tonight, the one where I'm in the shed or the one where I'm lost in a forest? Maybe I'll get lucky and have one where something new and exciting happens.

I once dreamed that my teeth were made of Cinnamon Toast Crunch squares and the moment I snapped my jaw shut, my teeth disintegrated into powder.

Dreams involving teeth are the freaking worst. I can't tell you how many dreams I've had where I lose all my teeth in some sort of freak accident or they just start falling out on their own.
 

Halcyon

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I have the one where my teeth are loose, then fall out and I'm trying to stick them back in their spot and hope that they stay.

Then I have the ones where the person in my dream is supposed to be my dad or something, but it's actually Harrison Ford, but it doesn't even look like Harrison Ford.

I then have ones where I'm back in high school and I'm struggling to find my locker, or which class I'm supposed to get to, but I can't quite remember.
 

bjork

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I have ones about dead people I've known where they've come back to life, just so I can lead them to a place where they can die again. They're usually calm about it, but I'm not when I wake up.
 
Today I had a dream where someone had put a complaint against me in hr written entirely in poems. Something about me driving too fast early in the morning. It was pretty well written too.
 
Leading myself into being kidnapped by a great guitar player for ransom only to wake up back home then experience sleep paralysis, that was freaky as hell.

Also pretty much going through interstellar with Slayer and having Kerry King sacrifice himself to get eaten by a giant plant, when I get back home 10 years have past and I see someone important to me looking exactly the same as they did when I met them (3 years ago in irl time)

@Above: that's amazing.
 

MrV4ltor

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Just yesterday I had a dream that I was running for president and was doing the splits instead of answering any of the questions asked during one of the debates. The weird thing is that I don't even live in the US lol
 
OP's dream had me laughing out loud. Wow. I love how Davey just said screw it, let's entertain these kids. I can imagine Triple H just getting more and more pissed!

One of my weirdest dreams was when I was little. This huge tornado randomly appears in my driveway and it's starting to destroy stuff. My family and I are like, "We must fight the tornado and stop it!" Inexplicably, Huey, Dewey, and Louie from Ducktales, along with Scrooge show up to "help" me fight it. Scrooge has some sort of gun-like weapon that seems to work in a similar fashion to the Ghostbusters proton pack. Huey, Duey, and Louie are offering verbal support and helping work the weapon. Lots of lightning effects and crazy shit flying around and then I wake up.
 

vikki

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Latest dream I remember vividly involved me driving my pregnant ex, of five years ago, to a train station where my daughter was hers, but not hers, it was my wife's as well. We were cool with each other, which was nice because I don't hate her or anything, things just didn't work out. We get to the train station which is set up kind of like a second story mini-mall. My wife is there with our son, my daughter was with myself and my ex. We greet my wife then I take the ex up to the train on the second floor. Then I head into a hotel like store with my daughter. Turns out that it's like a brothel daycare or something like that, but it wasn't weird, as weird as that sounds. I guess it was more like a hotel where sexual transactions can occur. I don't remember what happened in the middle, but I left then had to return and I had to save all the girls that were there. Not from being held captive, but there were active shooters, they were Muslim (I really don't fear active shooters or Muslims) terrorists and I had to take the girls to the back room and to get them to hide so that the shooters wouldn't find them when they searched the hotel. Funny thing is, they were all in really shitty hiding spots, but they didn't find them. Then after they searched our room, they went down the hall and we're having a meeting, about terrorist stuff I'm sure. It made it hard to leave the hotel. Then I woke up.
 

gaiages

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I dunno, I feel the oddest dreams are the ones that are so normal that you feel like it's an actual real memory and you swear it happened... but it was only a dream and if you try to tell the story about x to friends they think you're insane.
 

Tiops

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My best dream was a guitar solo competition agains Pelé (the soccer player) at the top of the Christ the Redeemer statue in Rio.

What makes it even more special is that I was a Super Sayian and Pele was Majin Boo. The fat Majin Boo, with Pele's face. He had beaten my brothers (Vegeta and Gohan), so it was my duty to save the earth and beat him with my guitar skills.

I woke up, processed what I just dreamed, and started to laugh my ass off. My wife was worried.
 

HardRojo

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About a month ago I dreamed I had Snake's prosthetic arm and it felt amazing, to the point I was a little disappointed when I woke up. Weird indeed.
 

davepoobond

you can't put a price on sparks
I just had a dream about a place that doubled as a dentistry and a swanky upscale bar that served alcohol.
 

Fuchsdh

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When I was a kid, I had a dream where Peter Rabbit and his town of bustling anthropomorphic friends were investigating what was making these massive holes in the ground, and it turns out that it's a giant tunneling eastern god that was sort of a cross between Vishnu and those Thai Buddha heads. The town is threatened... and I really don't remember what happened after that.
 
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