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Reggie interview, fake ??

Games Master: So can you inform us about any new details relative to Revolution? About the Hardware, maybe?

Fils-Aime: You are really curiously. Shall we give you little details?
We will be competitive to the other Manufacturer. It would be a big failure if we aren't at the same level as Sony or Microsoft. The technical aspect is a key feature for the developer. The Third Party Support depends on technical power. For instance we will have a special Optical Disc Drive. This is able to read Red Light Medias as good as Blue Light Medias. We have to plan for the future. But in the end the Customer is interested in what he is seeing and not in technical specs.



huh?





But we need games like GTA, Halo, Gran Turismo, Resident Evil, and Final Fantasy to be successful. So we are going to create new games. One is called “Xenias”.

Games Master: Tell us more. What is "Xenias"?

Fils-Aime: It's a great game. Xenias is a new kind of shooter. It’s just like an Online RPG in Shooter Form. But I cannot say anything more. At the moment we are developing and nothing is finished.
I can say: Xenias will kick in Halos ass.
This is just one new Game. We are testing some projects. We do not know which projects become final games. Just wait and see. Sony and Microsoft shall be careful. We are going to strike back.
In this year you get more information’s about the Revolution.





hmm...
 
Wario64 said:
But we need games like GTA, Halo, Gran Turismo, Resident Evil, and Final Fantasy to be successful. So we are going to create new games. One is called “Xenias”.

Games Master: Tell us more. What is "Xenias"?

Fils-Aime: It's a great game. Xenias is a new kind of shooter. It’s just like an Online RPG in Shooter Form. But I cannot say anything more. At the moment we are developing and nothing is finished.
I can say: Xenias will kick in Halos ass.
This is just one new Game. We are testing some projects. We do not know which projects become final games. Just wait and see. Sony and Microsoft shall be careful. We are going to strike back.
In this year you get more information’s about the Revolution.

:lol

Fanbois wet dream continues...
 
HI to Everyone!



PLEASE READ CAREFULLY!!!!!!

Some times ago, we released an Interview with Reggie Fils-Aime.

But this Interview was just a conclusion and is not real! The most things in this Interview were knowen.

-You know that Nintendo is going to creat new characters.

-You know that Nintendo wants to be competive with the other manufacturers.

-You know that the new Optical Disc Drives are going to support Blue Light and Red Light (Example: PlayStation3, Xbox360,HD-DVD-Player, Blue-Ray-Player)

-You know Nintendo will support classic gameplay and "The new way" of playing.

-You know Nintendo announced Kid Icarus, Metroid Prime 3, Super Smash Brothers on the E3.

-You know Pilotwings was announced and developed for the Gamecube. We are sure, that Nintendo will release Pilotwings on the Revolution.

-You know Nintendo wants to creat a console for casual gamers, core gamers and new gamers.

-You know Nintendo said Resident Evil is a great serie which they need for the future.

We conclude all rumors, interviews and news to a new interview.

The only thing which was not true is Xenias. Xenias is a game idea of a person who is called Starlord in the web. I was overwhelmed when I heard his idea (in a Chatroom). You cannot compare Xenias with Halo, Metroid Prime or any other FPS. It is just more and it is to different.

:lol :lol :lol
 
we got fake interviews now?
Games Master: Who is developing “Xenias”?

Fils-Aime: I mustn’t say it. But a little tip: They made the first 3D Metroid..

Games Master: The Retro Studios?

Fils-Aime: I didn’t say it. Maybe. Maybe not.

this is just too stupid
 
:lol Visor Compatible

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"Games Master: Who is developing “Xenias”?

Fils-Aime: I mustn’t say it. But a little tip: They made the first 3D Metroid..

Games Master: The Retro Studios?

Fils-Aime: I didn’t say it. Maybe. Maybe not."


This would be so damn laughable if it was real. Some little tip for which there is only one possible answer. "Maybe. Maybe not." Hahahahaha :lol
 
Heh, it's amazing how much fake stuff revolves around Nintendo. It's like people worldwide would love nothing more than to see them succede. Only Nintendo could continue to fail in this market. :lol

Then again (looks at NPD numbers).
 
Man is this out of controll. Everyday, I see something new, and I KNOW it's fake(Or is it) and I KNOW that when the real deal is shown, I won't believe it.


I really, really want some new stuff, not just the same damn thing over and over again.


I hope Nintendo delievers, becuase if I have to play a videogame the same way again, i'll puke.


*goes back to playing HaloPC*
 
moku said:
Man is this out of controll. Everyday, I see something new, and I KNOW it's fake(Or is it) and I KNOW that when the real deal is shown, I won't believe it.


I really, really want some new stuff, not just the same damn thing over and over again.


I hope Nintendo delievers, becuase if I have to play a videogame the same way again, i'll puke.


*goes back to playing HaloPC*

what the hell
 
I interviewed Reggie last week. Here's what he had to say.

Me: "So, I hear the Revolution is a gutless wonder that milks the nostalgia of the disenfranched Nintendo fanbase and provides some marginal appeal to the the hypothetical gaming demographic of older women and girls supposedly turned off by the emphasis on military-, sports-, and pedobait-themed games that currently dominate sales charts and have catapulted your competitors in the console market to massive unit sales."

Reggie: "Well, yeah. And don't forget the gyroscopes -- holy hell my little man, GYROSCOPES! Genius, eh?"

Me: "..."

Me: "...yeah."

Reggie: "You seen them DS sales in Japan? I mean, we're sellin' folks 20 bucks worth of crappy bolts and wafers from 1995 with a candy shell -- for ONE HUNNERD FITTY BUCKS! What's Sony make per unit on that glossy little doodad of theirs, negative GAWDZILLION? Damn, Rocky, I don't even hafta go to work some days!"

Me: "..."

Me: "...yeah."

Reggie: "And we're still making a fucking profit! Yow! Howzat work, little buddy?"

Me: "..."

Me: "...yeah."

Reggie: "Ass: KICKED! Name: TAKEN!"
 
Drinky Crow said:
I interviewed Reggie last week. Here's what he had to say.

Me: "So, I hear the Revolution is a gutless wonder that milks the nostalgia of the disenfranched Nintendo fanbase and provides some marginal appeal to the the hypothetical gaming demographic of older women and girls supposedly turned off by the emphasis on military-, sports-, and pedobait-themed games that current dominate sales charts and have catapulted your competitors in the console market to massive unit sales."

Reggie: "Well, yeah. And don't forget the gyroscopes -- holy hell my little man, GYROSCOPES! Genius, eh?"

Me: "..."

Me: "...yeah."

Reggie: "You seen them DS sales in Japan? I mean, we're sellin' folks $30 bucks of bolts and wafers from 1995 -- for ONE HUNNERD FITTY BUCKS! What's Sony make per unit on that glossy little doodad of theirs, negative GAWDZILLION? Damn, Rocky, I don't even hafta go to work some days!"

Me: "..."

Me: "...yeah."

Reggie: "And we're still making a fucking profit! Yow! Howzat work, little buddy?"

Me: "..."

Me: "...yeah."

Reggie: "Ass: KICKED! Name: TAKEN!"


Hilarious! :lol
 
moku said:
Man is this out of controll. Everyday, I see something new, and I KNOW it's fake(Or is it) and I KNOW that when the real deal is shown, I won't believe it.


I really, really want some new stuff, not just the same damn thing over and over again.


I hope Nintendo delievers, becuase if I have to play a videogame the same way again, i'll puke.


*goes back to playing HaloPC*
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:lol This thread was funny.


(Aside. Is it my imagination, or have like 20 people been banned since I last posted a few days ago. Those threads are always fun)
 
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