Mister Wolf
Member
*Nintendo Board Meeting*
So The Wii U is a disaster- lets rethink our approach...
What if...
We make an underpowered system...
With shitty battery life...
And we price it out of market....
And we did the same to the accessories...
And we provide next to no internal memory in order to discourage digital purchases...
And by that we lessen the appeal for 3rd parties to join in...
And we then charge for online...
But then we half-ass the online concept by making an iPhone app for it instead...
And did I mention fuck 3rd parties?....
And what if our launch lineup was absolutely abysmal?
And we'll trickle out information in a unpolished manner so as to confuse and be overlooked by the masses?
Meeting adjourned!
The Nintendo Switch
I would love for south park to make a episode about the switch showing Nintendo's boardroom meetings.