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Reno 911! - 7/12/05

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Thought I would share this

In tonights episode the sheriff dept performs a song about graffitti to an elementary school and with no reaction from the audience the Lt. goes to the mic and says "For those who werent raised by Grand Theft Auto you should clap"

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

this show is great
 
I haven't stopped laughing at the clip of the guys breakdancin'

Thug -"I'm pop-lockin for cancer"


Thug -"Yo that's like the cabbage-apple or somethin'"
Jones - "I call it the Tom & Jerry"


Thug - "My mouth is dry from smokin the CHRROOOONNIC."

:lol :lol :lol :lol
 
Do I see a quote thread coming? Yes I do!
* Officer Garcia has been shot
Deputy James Garcia: Oh, God, call for help.
Deputy Trudy Wiegel: Help. Help.
Deputy James Garcia: Use your goddamn radio.
Deputy Williams: Let him that hath known himself unto thine truth walk therein. Huh. That's in the Bible.
Deputy Trudy Wiegel: I have real dark skin. My mom was real light-skinned; she was an Irish girl. I have real dark skin because I was apparently - so they say - my mother was raped by an American Indian.
Lieutenant Jim Dangle: The thing about Clemmy marrying Steed is this: people can do whatever they wanna do. You know, we don't live in communist China, you know. I'm not gonna tell her, hey, this is a bad guy with a rap sheet. This is a guy who's, you know, an attempted arsonist. A repeat B&E. You know, is it my place to say, hey, this guy was wanted on stat' a couple years back? Hey, this guy, you know, shot his cousin, you know, back in '81? No, it's not, people can do whatever they want. This isn't communist China.
[explaining why she likes Kenny Rogers]
Deputy Trudy Wiegel: He's like the white Lionel Ritchie.
Deputy Travis Junior: Uh, I would say that *Lionel Ritchie* is like the white Lionel Ritchie
Lt. Jim Dangle: Yeah, I didn't know that there was a black Lionel Ritchie.
Reverend Gigg LeCarp: Okay, Officer Garcia. God has asked me to speak to you because you are lost. You are lost.
Deputy Williams: He is evil.
Reverend Gigg LeCarp: We're hearing it even from the choir! You are lost and evil.
Deputy Clementine Johnson: And he's a loser!
Reverend Gigg LeCarp: You are lost, evil, and a loser. Come on, everyone, what are thing that we just don't like about Officer Garcia?
Deputy Trudy Wiegel: He's a Mexican!
Terry: I heard a rumor.
Deputy Trudy Wiegel: What's that, Ter?
Terry: Mexican werewolves are coming up from Mexico and selling crack.
 
I bought the Reno 911 Season 2 DVD Set a while ago. Still haven't finished watching them all, but I love this show. I rarely ever find a show on TV that I like but this one is hilarious stuff.
 
Morning meeting about workplace behavior:

Dangle: So can anyone think of a situation where it would be appropiate to use the term "nigger?"

Garcia: Maybe, maybe in the context of a joke?

Jones: Yeah, a funny joke, that'd probably be fine.

Dangle: No, no the point is, it's never appropiate to use that term in the workplace...

Weigel: What if I wanted to say, "which nigger took the last donut?"
 
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