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[Raxus]

For a second I thought Cruz was going to admit he was high as shit.

 

[PopeReal]

Lol what is happening.

 

[A Human Becoming]

Is Cruz holding back (fake) tears?

 

[TharpDaddy]

Oh god Cruz.

 

[GSG Flash]

What is this story....?

I don't even....

 

[Dan]

Nobody cares about a longwinded personal story.

Say something about policy.

 

[Hydrus]

Kasich reminds me of Gil:

 

[Jzero]

Are those tears?

 

[B.O.O.M]

wtf

 

[Spider from Mars]

Quit hitting the podium

 

[XGRaViSmOrSX]

Suddenly Jeb is the belle of the ball.

 

[Mr Cola]

first time ive ever heard the word crackhouse in a primary debate

 

[OrangeGrayBlue]

Weirdly personal ted

 

[Draper]

Not surprising, they didn't even introduce the man lol. Classy!

These guys sound so out of touch. When they mention ISIS they sound like they're about to fight Cobra with their responses dripping with so much hyperbole.

Yes they did, he just chose not to hear it and stand there like an asshole.

 

[Makai]

Ding

 

[Jeffolation]

BLEAH!

 

[kitschykitty]

this fucking election

 

[Glorified G]

Cruz had to make sure to note that his crack head sister was only his HALF sister.

 

[Owzers]

And that's why I didn't make that hearing.

 

[DirtyManos]

was that the ding for time?

 

[Linkyn]

Is Cruz holding back (fake) tears?

Must be traces of whatever grey sludge courses through his body.

 

[Ashodin]

SAD STORY TEARS EMOTIONAL VOTE TIME

 

[Ninja Scooter]

I bet $100 that at least half of Cruz story is bullshit.

 

[Wilsongt]

Oh don't try to come off as human, Cruz, you lizardman you.

 

[Machina]

Fix social security?


YOU MEAN THAT SOCIALIZED BULLSHIT?

Republicans hate socialism

Because most of their voter base consists of old white cold war era shouting at cloud morons.

 

[davepoobond]

what is this story

 

[Epsilon-delta]

Is Cruz holding back (fake) tears?

It's not fake.

 

[BitStyle]

Spent all your time on that personal anecdote

 

[Gordon Shumway]

Quit hitting the podium

THANK YOU

 

[Angelus Errare]

 

[Ziltoidia 9]

She took pills, he said. This needs to be focused on THAT.

 

[Grover]

Cruz - "see people, im just like you, im not a slime monster"

 

[Velcro Fly]

Ted Cruz appearing more human

Doubling down on the same old war on drugs policies will be another fucking disaster.

 

[FiggyCal]

Quit hitting the podium

It's so annoying. Why are the mics so sensitive?!?

 

[chadskin]

Oil tears incoming

 

[PBY]

Wow

 

[StoveOven]

Did he just turn a Heroin question into Illegal Immigration? Where is Rand when you need him

 

[Bronx-Man]

What in the hell is going on with Cruz?

 

[Plinko]

This moderator is terrible.

 

[Rubenov]

Cruz bleeds slime. Slimiest politician on stage

 

[Puppet Shadow]

Heroin comes from Mexico? Huh, didn't know that.

 

[User 463088]

Cruz trying to pretend he's human.

He should get my Queens people to help him. Hillary's got like 40% of the nation believing she's a real human now.

 

[User 85168]

omg mexicans killed his sister?!?!?

 

[Raxus]

And...boom goes the dynamite.

Cruz has no clue how to fight drug addiction as I predicted.

 

[DirtyManos]

Oh shit, we Sicario now.

 

[danm999]

Thought the audience would lap that shit up from Cruz. They didn't.

 

[Rebel Leader]

Did he just turn a Heroin question into Illegal Immigration? Where is Rand when you need him

BUAHAHAHAHAHAH

he did

 

[Iolo]

would you engage in cross border enforcement with the government of vermont

 

[HylianTom]

I'm so ready for this to be over so that they can play that Christie-Rubio clip over and over again..

 

[Tesseract]

why must I cry why must I cry tell me whyyyyyy