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[EnlightenedMint]

Rubio with the jokes

 

[SURGEdude]

Jeb! got that dead demo locked up for reals.

Must be getting the votes of the Iraqi children his family has killed. #DeadforJeb

 

[Epcott]

A tragic story of a vet that lost... 2 front teeth :-/

 

[TheAbsolution]

Rubio will fire the entire country if he has to.

 

[strikeselect]

Robo Rubio: "WHEN I AM PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES..."

 

[NullPointer]

Jumped out of an airplane and lost his front teeth?

OUCH.

 

[Bronx-Man]

OP was perfect. Jeb is Roman Reigns.

We're this close from Jeb outright saying "This isn't boring, this is real life".

 

[VendettaRed07]

"More people will be fired when I'm president" -Rubio

 

[Tesseract]

rubio is leaking

 

[OrangeGrayBlue]

Is rubio's brother like 15 years older than him?

 

[Grover]

How about you fucking assholes stop pledging to send the vets to meaningless war so that they won't need so much medical care?

fat chance

perpetual fear is how republicans get elected

atleast thats how it seems judging by all these debates lol

 

[Apt101]

I smell shades of Romney with these claims the military forces will be smaller, citing the decommissioning of irrelevant tech or a reduction in unneeded staff, while ignoring we're still spending more and investing in more effective tech.

Edit: let's go one step farther Rubio, single payer for everyone, not just soldiers.

 

[Mrbob]

Jumped out of a plane and... lost his two front teeth? This happened in the late 60s? What exactly still needs to be done.

 

[Cesare Borgia]

Rubio so proud he passed a law that fired three people. What a terrible performance.

 

[Rubenov]

Rubio had a good moment there with his brother... then it's TALKING POINTS ACTIVATE!

 

[Angelus Errare]

I just noticed that Rubio's ears are HUGE!

 

[SolarPowered]

"More people will be fired if I'm president"

-Marco Rubio

 

[linkboy]

Gotta love how they support socialized health care for military members, but fuck everyone else.

 

[Dr. Benton Quest]

"More people will be fired if I'm president"
--Rubio

Fucking hell dude.

 

[atr0cious]

Lol, all the dudes with "I know a ____" stories lined up."

 

[User 85168]

so much sweat

 

[Dan]

Loved member

 

[Bowdz]

I just noticed that Rubio's ears are HUGE!

Quark left DS9 to pursue humon politics.

 

[Rebel Leader]

Ted Cruz: American lives have no value.

 

[Veritigo_X]

Loved...member?

 

[cartographer]

Here I was enjoying myself and then Ted Cruz pops up on my screen again.

 

[Ashodin]

Loved member

I have one. Do you?

 

[Y2Kev]

james berghdal?

 

[Mr Cola]

Jumped out of a plane and... lost his two front teeth? This happened in the late 60s? What exactly still needs to be done.

My friend lost his two front teeth playing cricket at University, had two ops and now they are fine

 

[User 463088]

A loved member?

Cruz, please Your family would pay ransom to get rid of your Eddie Munster looking. freaky ass, racist, ignorant self. Bitch please.

 

[BitStyle]

"More people will be fired if I'm president"

-Marco Rubio

Bu-but more jobs!

 

[Makai]

"More people will be fired if I'm president"
--Rubio

Fucking hell dude.

Terrible answer. Just reminds us that Trump will fire even more people as president.

 

[davepoobond]

A love member

 

[Linkyn]

Loved member

I thought I'd just imagined that.

 

[Arkeband]

James Bergdahl lol

 

[Darkgran]

We don't negotiate with terrorists..except we do...

 

[Matticers]

I get it, Ted. I love my member, too.

 

[SolarPowered]

I just noticed that Rubio's ears are HUGE!

Guy is dumbo status. It can't be unseen.

 

[WhiskerFrisker]

Lol, all the dudes with "I know a ____" stories lined up."

Reminds me of posters in sales threads over on gaming side.

 

[NullPointer]

You know what also endangers Americans?

Saturation bombing of innocent civilians and rendition and torture.

You sick fucks.

 

[Juice]

I hope Cruz tells us more about his love member.

 

[SURGEdude]

Loved member?

 

[Psychoward]

"potential terrorists"

 

[Machina]

"Keeping Taliban locked up is better than saving an American citizen"

Cruz is truly a fuckwad.

 

[Byakuya769]

How about you fucking assholes stop pledging to send the vets to meaningless war so that they won't need so much medical care?

How about you support our

Spoiler

use of

troops!

 

[DontBeThatGuy]

"More people will be fired if I'm president"
--Rubio

Fucking hell dude.

First on that list: Former President Barack HUSSEIN Obama. I will not let you down, America.

 

[User 85168]

bowe bergdahl?

 

[Rubenov]

Trump knows everyone, lol

 

[davepoobond]

John bergdahl

 

[B-Dubs]

Trump embarrassing Cruz by getting the names right :lol