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Saturday, February 13
9 PM EST
Imagination Land, South Carolina

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MODERATORS

Satan
John Dickerson
total pushover

Jimmy Valmer
Major Garret
knows his audience

Visitor
Kimberley Strassel
losing interest in humanity

DETENTION

Kenny McCormick
Ben Carson
unintelligible mumbler - aspirations killed by bastard journalists

Stan Marsh
Marco Rubio
has a drinking problem - took debate tips from A.W.E.S.O.M.-O

Kyle Broflovski
Ted Cruz
ashamed of Canadian roots - still a Terrance and Phillip fan

Eric Cartman
Donald Trump
stylist gave him a cheesy poof - Mongolia will pay for his shitty wall

Butters Stotch
Jeb Bush
disappointment to his family - denies affiliation with Chaos PAC

Tweek Tweak
John Kasich
can't stop freaking out - paranoid delusion that audience is out to get him

MORMON HEAVEN

Timmy Burch
Rick Perry
last season's star character - remembers his name

Mr. Hat
Scott Walker
education reformer - discarded for the next puppet

Janet Garrison
Lindsey Graham
failed to teach voters about tolerance - told Trump to go to hell

Mr Hankey
Bobby Jindal
crappy governor - fought for your right to celebrate Christmas

Jakovasaur
George Pataki
republicaena moderatus - biologists warn of impending extinction

Jimbo Kern
Mike Huckabee
irresponsible gun owner - thinks he served in Vietnam

Lemmiwinks
Rick Santorum
antisodomy crusader - up his own ass

Muhammed
Rand Paul
shameless propheteering - censored by corporate media

Manbearpig
Carly Fiorina
half insider - half outsider - half failure

Officer Barbrady
Chris Christie
truant officer - catches kids who skip school to run for president

Randy Marsh
Jim Gilmore
former seismologist - gave up waiting for the needle to move

FAMILY VALUES

VICTORY IS MINE

Brian Griffin
Hillary Clinton
voice of reason

Stewie Griffin
Bernie Sanders
declared premature victory

DAMN YOU VILE WOMAN

Herbert
Joe Biden
America's creepy uncle

Joe Swanson
Jim Webb
shot himself in the foot

Meg Griffin
Lincoln Chafee
just wants someone to care

Buzz Killington
Lawrence Lessig
don't invite this guy

Glenn Quagmire
Martin O'Malley
campaign was actually an elaborate hookup scheme

GRINDING OUR GEARS

Rupert
Barack Obama
witholding valuable endorsement

 

[The Technomancer]

Oh jesus just how much more of this is there?

 

[gutter_trash]

 

[studyguy]

Oh jesus just how much more of this is there?

This is just the primaries my man, those nominated still debate each other!

 

[Sushi Nao]

Oh my god.

Just a ruthless OP

 

[User1608]

Mr. Hat
Scott Walker
education reformer - discarded for the next puppet

LMAO.

Amazing job as always Makai!

 

[Orbis Tabula]

Hahahaha, what a great theme. Ben and Kenny is great.

 

[mreddie]

LOL Damn fine OP and FUCK WE STILL GOT 4 MORE OF THESE

 

[Paskil]

Didn't only the top 5 get an invite?

Edit: Ahh never mind, there were three criteria.

 

[darkside31337]

Damn at the John Dickerson hate in the OP. Dude is the best, his Whistlestop podcast is one of my favorite podcasts, just a treat to listen to.

Also already have reached my limit for debates. Not sure I'll watch, nah I probably will. Will be the last time I get to see several of these folks.

 

[BoboBrazil]

Lol Bobby Jindal as Mr. Hankey. Ready for The Trump to go in on Cruz and Jeb.

 

[teruterubozu]

Rubio's gotta be ecstatic about no Chris Christie.

 

[gutter_trash]

Lindsay Graham as Mr./Ms. Garrison = LOL!

 

[LostMyNarbles]

Man, that OP is hilarious as hell.

 

[Nipo]

Didn't only the top 5 get an invite?

Edit: Ahh never mind, there were three criteria.

I thought so too. Maybe some bullshit tie?

 

[BradC00]

sweet op.

can't wait for Rubio v3.0

 

[Bronx-Man]

You've really topped yourself here, Makai. Damn good OP.

 

[SolarPowered]

Lindsay Graham as Mr./Ms. Garrison = LOL!

That and Biden as John Herbert has got me on the verge of convulsing lol.

 

[davepoobond]

good work on the OP lol

 

[Paskil]

Wow, pulled no punches. OP is brutal.

 

[Einchy]

Jesus, another debate? They're really milking this franchise dry.

 

[Rymuth]

OP, I'll be your valentine.

 

[Epsilon-delta]

Lindsay Graham and Bobby Jindal are on point.

Great OP.

 

[brianmcdoogle]

Damn at the John Dickerson hate in the OP. Dude is the best, his Whistlestop podcast is one of my favorite podcasts, just a treat to listen to.

Also already have reached my limit for debates. Not sure I'll watch, nah I probably will. Will be the last time I get to see several of these folks.

Dickerson is great. I was so glad he got the job and Schieffer retired.

 

[Zach]

You guys are crazy good at this. Haha...

 

[Slayven]

Why isn't Rubio Awesom-o?

 

[Unknown Soldier]

Why do the Republicans get the good OP's. The last Democratic one was FFXIV LMAO

 

[Alrus]

I love the intro gif, it works so perfectly. I think I'll steal that joke for Facebook likes.

 

[Veritigo_X]

Why isn't Rubio Awesom-o?

For real. Missed opportunity.

 

[Freeza Under The Shower]

wow, what a great audience

 

[Brinbe]

Best OP yet... Jeb as Butters is perfection

 

[atr0cious]

Why isn't Rubio Awesom-o?

Because Stan(and kyle) always ends every episode by stating what they learned.

 

[Tubie]

Incredible OT, these just keep getting better with every new debate.

 

[Strike]

The clown car gets a little smaller, but it keeps on rolling.

 

[Psychoward]

Oh jesus just how much more of this is there?

LOL Damn fine OP and FUCK WE STILL GOT 4 MORE OF THESE

you guys are crazy, these are the best entertainment I get all year

 

[crisdecuba]

Damn at the John Dickerson hate in the OP. Dude is the best, his Whistlestop podcast is one of my favorite podcasts, just a treat to listen to.

Also already have reached my limit for debates. Not sure I'll watch, nah I probably will. Will be the last time I get to see several of these folks.

Dickerson is awesome.

 

[hitme]

Marco Rubio updating Vista to 7 as we speak.

 

[Makai]

For real. Missed opportunity.

Why isn't Rubio Awesom-o?

Read the description

It was too tempting to make everyone a version of Cartman, though.

 

[Macho Madness]

 

[RPGCrazied]

This should be fun. Should be an all out war this close to SC.

 

[Jenov]

Still so many republicans...

 

[Toparaman]

This playing on any radio stations?

 

[dramatis]

Great OP Makai.

Who will get blown up this time, I wonder

 

[Jarmel]

Somehow I feel like Cruz would be Cartman.

 

[Sub_Level]

Every republican in the game is viable. Jeb's R2 attack takes a lot of stamina but the damage is worth it.

 

[Rebel Leader]

Brian Griffin
Hillary Clinton
voice of reason

Stewie Griffin
Bernie Sanders
declared premature victory

Could flip it and still be right..ish

 

[Kaladin]

CBS News?

I'm actually legit shook that is still a thing.

 

[exmachina64]

And then there were six.

CBS News?

I'm actually legit shook that is still a thing.

???

It's still a major network.

 

[TheAbsolution]

This playing on any radio stations?

Check here. It may be playing on whatever talk radio station is in your market.
http://www.cbsradio.com/market

Other than that, if you subscribe to SXM, you can probably find it on the POTUS channel that they have.

 

[Black Republican]

Hope the South Carolina audience is just as rowdy as last time