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ResetEra Ban Simulator

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Shodan09

Unconfirmed Member
User banned: downplaying inherent misogyny, racism, homophobia, transphobia, belittling minority concerns. History of repeated infractions. Account in junior phase.


Let's wait for more information before rushing to any judgement.
 

Airbus Jr

Banned
People like Voost Kain SlashBringer and Freedom Co would be banned on Resetera before they even type a word on their smartphone
 
The sad truth is I don't think I could make up something as stupid and unbelievable as some of the actual bans that take place there, here is one from earlier today. This poor sap was telling other folks not to discuss moderation, and got banned for it.

this is his entire post:
Dont discuss moderation guys, report the post with whaever question you have about the ban

This was the response:
User banned (3 days): driving thread derailment and mod-whining

Not sure what's worse, having a rule that says you cannot question the rules, or banning someone for trying to explain your own stupid rules. Moderators locked the thread shortly after as 'nothing left to discuss' :p
 
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mcjmetroid

Member
Do me Do me!

*Ahem*

I think Brie Larson has the charisma of a dead dog and she's the worst main hero in the Marvel Universe.
 
If you did your research, you would see it's not nearly as bad as you think it is.

User Banned (6 months) Gaslighting, mansplaining, manspreading, mantalking, manbeinglogical, being CIS, Using actual facts.

Tesseract Tesseract LOL yeah. Seeing threads being locked whilst they investigate is always a classic thing to witness.
 
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StreetsofBeige

Gold Member
Do me Do me!
Banned. Displaying entitlement of sexual tendencies, hogging all the action, therefore making ugly fat pigs virgins for life

Banned. Inexcusable human reflex didn't show respect by saying "excuse me"

I think Brie Larson has the charisma of a dead dog and she's the worst main hero in the Marvel Universe.
Banned. Discrimination against a dead mammal's charismatic aura.
 
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StreetsofBeige

Gold Member
Here's one for you guys.....

- I'm a mod at Resetera
- I'm a rich White guy
- I'm also gay, and I support gays and lesbians only
- But I also think all trans and Muslims are assholes

So fellow mods and Resetera users, do I get a pass? Or you guys going to try banning a mod about this?
 

Papa

Banned
Here's one for you guys.....

- I'm a mod at Resetera
- I'm a rich White guy
- I'm also gay, and I support gays and lesbians only
- But I also think all trans and Muslims are assholes

So fellow mods and Resetera users, do I get a pass? Or you guys going to try banning a mod about this?

I think this is one for JordanN JordanN 's oppression pyramid
 

CyberPanda

Banned
Here's one for you guys.....

- I'm a mod at Resetera
- I'm a rich White guy
- I'm also gay, and I support gays and lesbians only
- But I also think all trans and Muslims are assholes

So fellow mods and Resetera users, do I get a pass? Or you guys going to try banning a mod about this?


User self ban (sepkku): Hate myself for being European, and hate my privilege. Hate myself for also being transphobic, and Islamophobic.
 
Damn they banned us all.

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how tf did you do that :messenger_tears_of_joy:
 
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slugbahr

Unconfirmed Member
I think Brie Larson has the charisma of a dead dog and she's the worst main hero in the Marvel Universe.

Banned (permanent): Only Sith deal in absolutes. Sith are Nazis. Fuck off, Nazi!
 
If I may offer a reverse of the thread premise.

Topic is on what is expected of you in a Socialist society.

"Work makes you free."
 
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bucyou

Member
Thread:The number of adults without sex in the prior year is disproportionately increasing among young men
Reason:User Banned (1 Week): Misogynistic Rhetoric
It's a completely pointless waste of time for me. The Chads get all the women. It's insane.​
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Thread:2020 Democratic Presidential Primary | OT2 | New thread, same old candidates
Reason:User Banned (3 Days): Antagonistic behavior and misrepresenting the concerns of other members
Now we're calling people pieces of shit for having opinions on a discussion forum about politics, right or wrong? Heh, this is exactly what's wrong with the current Democratic party.​




I can literally cut and paste real bans, who needs a simulator for entertainment?
 
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slugbahr

Unconfirmed Member
Just post the gif

User banned (permanent): Your attitude is disgusting. People are not yours to control. Slave owners are not welcome here.
 
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slugbahr

Unconfirmed Member
User Banned (2 days): I felt like it.

MODERATOR DEMOTED: PHYSICAL/SEXUAL HARASSMENT BY STAFF WILL NOT BE TOLERATED
USER BANNED PERMANENTLY: History of severe infractions.
 
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slugbahr

Unconfirmed Member
You both are perma banned.

Reason: Both of you are acting like chummy gay guys arguing like lovers, but are purposely oppressing your feelings for one another.

Ban will be lifted: When both of you hook up
What if we hook up with you instead??
 
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slugbahr

Unconfirmed Member
I don't want to get banned, so the answer is yes......

....... cough, cough, sorry guys not tonight. I think I got permanent pneumonia. So don't get near me like.... forever.

User banned (duration pending): Tough luck. The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few.
 

Tesseract

Banned
I don't want to get banned, so the answer is yes......

....... cough, cough, sorry guys not tonight. I think I got permanent pneumonia. So don't get near me like.... forever.

READ THE THRED MARK: YOU GAVE SEXUAL CONSENT WHEN YOU SIGNED UP FOR GAF

THIS COCK IS NOW LOCKED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE
 
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haxan7

Banned
Here's one for you guys.....

- I'm a mod at Resetera
- I'm a rich White guy
- I'm also gay, and I support gays and lesbians only
- But I also think all trans and Muslims are assholes

So fellow mods and Resetera users, do I get a pass? Or you guys going to try banning a mod about this?
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