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[Pochacco]

I just had a wild epiphany.
Nintendo did not show the Rev.'s controllers today...or DID they?
The Revolution console actually IS the controller.

Thanks to gyroscopes and the console's dimunitive size, players will be able to control games simply by picking up the console and moving it around.

For instance, imagine playing Madden 2007 the way football games are meant to be played. Wanna be Tom Brady and throw the hail-mary? Go right ahead! Simply chuck the Revolution console across the room. Like this:

So, stop hating on Nintendo for not showing controllers. They actually did. If anything, we should be applauding them for their innovation...though I'm not sure how multiplayer games will work...


PS: this is what happens when there is no OT forum for me to be stupid in.

 

[God's Hand]

Uh, Iwata said there is a controller. And it won't be tethered to the console.

 

[Socreges]

Woah, I never realized it was so small

Uh, Iwata said there is a controller. And it won't be tethered to the console.

Yeah, Poch! Duh!

 

[Pochacco]

FOILED by God's Hand again! >=(
Back to the drawing board.
UNLESS..

 

[Suikoguy]

"Simply chuck it across the room"

:lol :lol :lol

 

[monkeyrun]

For instance, imagine playing Madden 2007 the way football games are meant to be played. Wanna be Tom Brady and throw the hail-mary? Go right ahead! Simply chuck the Revolution console across the room. Like this:

:lol :lol and you throw the console for thowing the ball

 

[Ruas]

I wonder what is the point of charging the system?

 

[newsguy]

If that's how Iwata throws a football, he throws like a bitch.

 

[MetatronM]

Woah, I never realized it was so small


Yeah, Poch! Duh!

Iwata actually said that the final Revolution hardware will be even smaller than that.

 

[Dragmire]

That's the Revolution? I thought that was his wallet lol m i rite!

 

[Doc Holliday]

I still dont get why nintendo is into making the smallest console...I DONT CARE! Just dont make it huge like the xbox and ill be fine.

 

[Phoenix]

Rvolution is an Iomega Jaz Drive....

 

[Socreges]

Iwata actually said that the final Revolution hardware will be even smaller than that.

Unless it's going to eventually fit into my pocket, making it smaller seems unnecessary.

 

[Pochacco]

 

[dirtyjfosho]

I love Nintendo, i am still excited for this system, the thing is i haven't desided if i am going to buy it.

This whole controller thing is got me worried, and that shouldn't really happen

It will make or break this system

 

[GG-Duo]

"It will make or brea....... BOOO!!!!"

...
Sorry, randomness. I just find that avatar/cover to be scary.

 

[blackwind]

Wow I thought the revolution was going to be way bigger.

Can't wait for the PSP!...AHEM..I mean ....PS3

they make those PSPs way too sexy!


and revolution...I don't know....
it better be revolutionary because if it's not.....oooo boy if it's not all kinds of ruckus is going to start in this little toilet of a room.

 

[galeninjapan]

lol

 

[acidviper]

Post one of the Sony guy getting a hernia trying to lift the PS3

 

[acoustix]

On a side note, my roomates ex-gf threw his gamecube at him, it bounced off our stove and landed in the sink. Save a nasty scratch its still runs like new!

 

[Doom_Bringer]

:lol

 

[geogaddi]

On a side note, my roomates ex-gf threw his gamecube at him, it bounced off our stove and landed in the sink. Save a nasty scratch its still runs like new!

The gamecube must've been awfully drunk

 

[Dilbert]

The Revolution controller is going to be a Fleshlight with triggers. You heard it here first!

 

[cubicle47b]

The Revolution controller is going to be a Fleshlight with triggers. You heard it here first!

I'm buying four. *shifty eyes*

 

[aoi tsuki]

The Revolution controller is going to be a Fleshlight with triggers. You heard it here first!

Wait, are you the jinx on the Slashdong forums?!

Joking of course. i've never been to the forums.

 

[Dilbert]

Wait, are you the jinx on the Slashdong forums?!

Joking of course. i've never been to the forums.

:lol :lol :lol

My inside sources CONFIRM the Fleshlight, but there is a wild rumor going around that there is a controller upgrade available, which will be a RealDoll with analog sticks in place of her nipples. This will be revealed next year at E3 -- the plan is to pull back the curtain at the Nintendo press conference and the crowd will see Reggie thrusting wildly and yelling, "I'm slapping your ass and yelling your name, bitch!"

But, shhhh, keep this quiet, because if my source gets busted, we're all going to lose our jobs!

 

[DrGAKMAN]

The gamecube must've been awfully drunk

Drunk indeed...my GAMECUBE always lands gracefully on it's feet whenever it get's thrown.

 

[Dilbert]

Drunk indeed...my GAMECUBE always lands gracefully on it's feet whenever it get's thrown.

Your avatar is....wow.

 

[Bigfonzie]

all nintendo has done is shown a shiny little box and a download games service. They have alot of potential still, although i doubt it.