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[Escape Goat]

1) Break into house

2) Cause residents to flee and call police

3) Get naked and bathe

4) ????

5) PROFIT!

TYLER, Texas (AP) - A 25-year-old man suspected of breaking into an East Texas house is jailed after police found him taking a bath in the house.

The incident happened about 3:30 a.m. Sunday in a blue-collar neighborhood of Northwest Tyler. Police Sgt. Matthew Smyser said a resident called to report that a man had kicked in the front door of the house.

While en route, officers were advised the resident had left the house but the intruder remained inside.

Officers entered the house to find the man had stripped and was taking a bath. After a brief struggle, the man was arrested and booked into the Smith County Jail.

Larry Ticey was jailed on a misdemeanor criminal trespass charge punishable upon conviction by up to one year in jail. No bond amount or attorney is listed in jail records.

 

[Veidt]

Reminds me of Brother Man from the fifth Floor

 

[FairyD]

Maybe he shat himself and just really needed to shower.

 

[gdt]

Trinity!

 

[xelios]

Aw I spent some of my childhood in Tyler, TX.

 

[toxicgonzo]

Good thing they got him.

Otherwise, he would have made a clean getaway.

 

[SCULLIBUNDO]

He's a Universal Soldier and was taking an ice-bath.

 

[Escape Goat]

Good thing they got him.

Otherwise, he would have made a clean getaway.

oh shit :lol

 

[cartoon_soldier]

Good thing they got him.

Otherwise, he would have made a clean getaway.

:lol

 

[MThanded]

Reminds me of Brother Man from the fifth Floor

bruh man is on of my favorite sitcom characters of all time

 

[dabig2]

Circumstances are almost fitting considering the only thing on his mind for now will be don't drop the soap.

 

[Veidt]

bruh man is on of my favorite sitcom characters of all time

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cilvo9JL2vw#t=1m11s

:lol

 

[Shamrock7r]

Wow is that the guy from "Coming to America"? How far he's fallen...

 

[mrkgoo]

Is he actually a robber?

 

[Magnus_Bulla]

Good thing they got him.

Otherwise, he would have made a clean getaway.

You, sir, are fantastic.:lol

 

[Escape Goat]

Is he actually a robber?

Home invader? Trespasser?

 

[Brodequin]

Jason Campbell of the Redskins?

 

[backflip10019]

Trinity!

Bah, came here to post that.

 

[Sibylus]

Rob a dob dob amirite

 

[NomarTyme]

Good thing they got him.

Otherwise, he would have made a clean getaway.

Excellent.... your move Count!

 

[Count Dookkake]

Grime does not pay.

 

[Baggatoast]

Good thing they got him.

Otherwise, he would have made a clean getaway.

O.O can you really do that?

 

[DMeisterJ]

Good thing they got him.

Otherwise, he would have made a clean getaway.

He still cleaned house though.

 

[Grifter]

I thought he took a bath after forcing entry into mouth.