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Rodney Dangerfield dies...

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Matrix

LeBron loves his girlfriend. There is no other woman in the world he’d rather have. The problem is, Dwyane’s not a woman.
:( :(
 
ManaByte

ManaByte

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Fixed topic. Missed the "l".

:( :(

I imagine the late night shows (ESPECIALLY Leno) will do something either tonight or tomorrow. They did when Phil Hartman was shot by his psycho bitch of a wife.
 
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LizardKing

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I just saw this on Fox news (dunno why i'm watching that trash). Sad to see him go. We'll miss ya Rodney.

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AlphaSnake

...and that, kids, was the first time I sucked a dick for crack
I'm saddened. Rodney was great...him and Leno were very close, so I'm sure we'll see a tribute.
 
ManaByte

ManaByte

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AlphaSnake said:
I'm saddened. Rodney was great...him and Leno were very close, so I'm sure we'll see a tribute.
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Yeah he was like father/mentor to Leno. I wouldn't be surprised if Leno takes a night off after hearing this.
 
Shouta

Shouta

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Rest in Peace Rodney, you were like an old friend we could always come back to every time you were on stage.
 
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AlphaSnake

...and that, kids, was the first time I sucked a dick for crack
MrAngryFace said:
Oh jesus, gag me. Doesnt ANYONE remember LADYBUGS?! Sure we remember fucking 9/11 but not ladybugs.
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I loved that movie as a kid. Kinda' scary that both actors from that movie are dead...one especially being so young. :\
 
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Belfast

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Man, that sucks, but he WAS looking pretty bad every time they'd show him on the news recently and stuff. Seemed like he was on the verge of keeling over at any moment.
 
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sc0la

Unconfirmed Member
Never a big fan of his, Though I liked that movie where he was a dog.

But I did just watch Caddyshack last week :(

he was an icon.
 
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FortNinety

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He was so fucking awesome. I've seen tons of clips of him from 70's and 80's variety shows. He pioneered the hard-luck shmuck.
 
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ge-man

Member
Rodney sure has my respect. Rest in peace.

Man, another part of my childhood has disappeared. Sometimes I foget that people are not immortal.
 
D

demon

I don't mean to alarm you but you have dogs on your face
AlphaSnake said:
I loved that movie as a kid. Kinda' scary that both actors from that movie are dead...one especially being so young. :\
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Wow.....that is fucked up. I remember the first girl I ever knew and had a crush on, way back when, had a huge crush on that kid. And now he's DEAD. So, who do ya love now, Molly? HUH?


...sorry......




RIP Rodney. I loved ya in Ladybugs, Back To School and Caddyshack.....and some other shit.
 
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MASB

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Janet Leigh. Rodney Dangerfield. All the celebrities are now praying that they're not number three. :p
 
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fennec fox

ferrets ferrets ferrets ferrets FERRETS!!!
Why do I have to remember Ladybugs? I prefer to remember Back in School, which rocked.

This thread is way too sad, and Rodney wouldn't have wanted it that way, so here are some one-liners:
I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

If it weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all.

When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.

A girl phoned me the other day and said "Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home.

I drink too much. Last time I gave a urine sample there was an olive in it.

With me, nothing goes right. My psychiatrist said my wife and I should have sex every night. Now, we'll never see each other!

I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.

I saved a girl from being attacked last night. I controlled myself.

I found there was only one way to look thin. Hang out with fat people.

I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.

My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was.

My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she told me to put the garbage out. I said to her I already did. She told me to go and keep an eye on it.

The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest.

My uncle's dying wish - he wanted me on his lap. He was in the electric chair.
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aparisi2274

aparisi2274

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fennec fox said:
Why do I have to remember Ladybugs? I prefer to remember Back in School, which rocked.

This thread is way too sad, and Rodney wouldn't have wanted it that way, so here are some one-liners:
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AS good as Back to School was, nothing will beat Caddyshack, and Easy Money.

Easy Money was filmed around the block from me on Staten Island, and I remember going by there everyday when I was a kid.
 
M

Matlock

Banned
Straight from his website:

Joke of the Day - October 5, 2004
I tell ya I get no respect from anyone. I bought a cemetary plot. The guy said, "There goes the neighborhood!"
 
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DarienA

The black man everyone at Activision can agree on
Dammit I log on for the evening after being offline all afternoon, my gmail notifier pops up and what's the first email that I get... Rodney... <sigh> I loved Rodney man Caddyshack and Back to School crap how could I forget Easy Money....... his various standups... what aloss.
 
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J2 Cool

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One of the best and here's proof

- I was so poor growing up...If I wasn't born a boy....I'd have nothing to play with.

- During sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel.

- One day as I came home early from work ..... I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy .... "Hey buddy, why are you doing that?" He said, "Because you came home early."

- Its been a rough day. I got up this morning .... put on a shirt and a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase, and the handle came off. I'm afraid to go to the bathroom.

- I was such an ugly kid........When I played in the sandbox the cat kept covering me up.

- I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.

- I was such an ugly baby...My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend.

- I'm so ugly...My father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet.

- When I was born .... the doctor came out to the waiting room and said to my father........ I'm very sorry....... We did everything we could......But he pulled through.

- I'm so ugly...My mother had morning sickness....... AFTER I was born.

- I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.

- Once when I was lost..... I saw a policeman, and asked him to help me find my parents. I said to him .... "Do you think we'll ever find them?" He said. "I don't know, kid ... there are so many places they can hide."

- My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday.

- I'm so ugly...I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get.

- I went to see my doctor. "Doctor, every morning when I get up and look in the mirror... I feel like throwing up; What's wrong with me?" He said..."I don't know but your eyesight is perfect."

- I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest.

- With my old man I got no respect. I asked him, "How can I get my kite in the air?" He told me to run off a cliff

- Some dog I got. We call him Egypt because in every room he leaves a pyramid. His favorite bone is in my arm. Last night he went on the paper four times - three of those times I was reading it.

- One year they wanted to make me poster boy for birth control.

- My psychiatrist told me I'm going crazy. I told him .... If you don't mind I'd like a second opinion. He said .... Alright....you're ugly too!

- On Halloween .... the parents send their kids out looking like me. Last
year... one kid tried to rip my face off! Now its different... when I
answer the door the kids hand me candy.
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Ripclawe

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