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[TheWarrior]

I love these Rumble promos

This goes way back to the old school Rumbles. I love it

 

[JMDSO]

How did a panhandler get back stage?

 

[Hex]

I love when Fandango calls into the radio station here just bs'ing with the host.
He is really chill.
Makes me laugh even harder when he is on the screen.

 

[acrid]

I wonder how Dusty Rhodes feels knowing both his sons are jabronis

lol what? Goldust was fucking amazing back in the day.

 

[ZombieSupaStar]

are they doing the rumble before the title match?

 

[vatstep]

Awful if it isn't. Can't expect people to give a shit after a 90 minute rumble.

I think I recall last year that it wasn't.

EDIT: Nope! Thank god.

 

[Violence Jack]

These promos remind me of the early 90s era of the Royal Rumble, only these are much more lame.

 

[v0yce]

I wish more matches ended on non finishers. I hate the WWE formula of meaningless stuff, finisher spam kickout, finisher end.

 

[Master Yoshi]

Fandango's cleavage just turned me on. I'm confused now.

 

[Fox318]

Rosa Mendez

WWE's top latino star

 

[Heroman]

are they doing the rumble before the title match?

no

 

[suplex]

Fandango gonna win!

 

[Officerrob]

I love Bryan, but it's way past time to trim that shit

 

[Hurt and Scared]

 

[TheStruggler]

the fact that cena is in this match sickens me way to go vince

 

[Angry Grimace]

I wonder how Gold and Stardust feel knowing that their father is a fat bastard with syphilis.

 

[serenewarfare]

TITLE MATCH TIME

 

[Bowser]

AWWWWW SHUCKY DUCKY QUACK QUACK

HERE WE GO

 

[slightconfuse]

GOOOO SETh- KUN

 

[Hex]

Roman going to get eliminated by Rey, his redemption in the eyes of the smark fans

Holy shit the place would riot

 

[Killing_Joke]

Time for the beast to fuck shit up.

 

[The Elite]

Rumble last. Thank Vince.

 

[acrid]

Fandango's cleavage just turned me on. I'm confused now.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

 

[melonrabbit]

Seth must win.

 

[JMDSO]

With an alien growing out of his belly.

 

[Amory]

LETS GO CENA NEVER GIVE UP

 

[SDBurton]

Yeah, it's what Cody Rhodes is doing now. He makes it work, though.

Crazy!

 

[ZombieSupaStar]

BORK!

 

[Alucard]

Has there ever been a period where wrestling went full on Sci-fi?
I feel like my favorite things are stupid magic lanterns and celestial space people.

There's a promotion called CHIKARA that gets that wacky. It's pretty fun.

 

[Fox318]

 

[kirblar]

Let's go Seth!

 

[TheWarrior]

I think I recall last year that it wasn't.

It was 2 years ago because of Lesnar.
I think 97 it wasn't either. Usually it is the main event.

 

[Master Yoshi]

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

I just leaned something about myself, it seems.

 

[CreeperBlocks]

Destroy them all Brock.

 

[Masquerader]

Time for Seth and Laser to fuck Cena up.

... Believe it or not, that was unintentional.

 

[ReturnOfTheRAT]

So what's the chance that WWE is shitting their pants over the negative Roman Reigns stuff and changes the outcome for tonight?

 

[Zach]

I knew I should've started watching this late. Constant filler.

 

[Moa]

It's time.

 

[Hex]

Time for the beast to fuck shit up.

Rumble first I think
Oh snap

 

[MagicWithEarvin]

Retain this, Bork

 

[BassForever]

So many commercials on a pay per view for the pay per view I'm already watching.....................

 

[Sou Da]

Post a pic of your Cesaro folder.

 

[real_slime]

okay here we go. this is what i'm here to see. i want brock to smash everyone.

 

[ZombieSupaStar]

so brock is gonna win right?

I can see him dropping it at mania

 

[Surge]

So many german suplexes incoming

 

[Fox318]

the fact that cena is in this match sickens me way to go vince

Vince thinks he needs to be in the main event.

Rollins-Bork is a fucking great match

 

[Hasney]

Hopefully this wakes the crowd back up.

 

[TraBuch]

Fully expect Vince to fuck this up and have Cena win it.

 

[snoopeasystreet]

that shot of cena in the crowd is hilarious

 

[truly101]

I really wish Vince would sell the company and start making shitty reality shows on Discovery.

That's clearly what he wants to do.

The owner of the most successful pro wrestling company in the world, who happens to not like actual pro wrestling.

Does anyone think Vince ever liked wrestling?