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Royal staff called to Buckingham Palace for emergency meeting

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QuicheFontaine

Member
theaface said:
Royal Leadership Stability Update 1.04

Patch Notes

- Strong and stable leadership added.
- Balance tweaks in the national interest.
- Auction House updated to permit negotiations for the best deal.
- Buff for Brexit deal to cover all, not just privileged few.
- Fixed animation bug causing Theresa May to not talk like a human being.
- Fixed animation bug causing Michael Gove to not clap hands like a human being.
- Added HDR support for Red, White and Blue Brexit.
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Ugh seriously? Parliament only dissolved yesterday, I hate these day-one patches.

Your post has justified this thread
 
Mohonky

Mohonky

Member
sionyboy said:
"After extensive DNA testing we have determined that Prince Harry is NOT Charles's son. Henceforth, he shall be know as Harold Snow. He has now been dispatched to Hadrian's wall to defend the realm from the threat in the North."
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You hardly need extensive DNA testing to know Harry isnt Charles kid, one look at him and the apparent father make it pretty obvious.
 
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danowat

Banned
The news this morning said this happens at least once every year, I can't remember it happening, at least in recent times.
 
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Huw_Dawson

Member
Either she's made a decision to make a political statement of some kind, and her staff have been forewarned, or she's taken the decision to formally step back from royal duties.
 
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danowat

Banned
Huw_Dawson said:
Either she's made a decision to make a political statement of some kind, and her staff have been forewarned, or she's taken the decision to formally step back from royal duties.
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How much pull (if any) does she have politically?, why would the queen make a political statement and not our PM?
 
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Zelias

Banned
theaface said:
Royal Leadership Stability Update 1.04

Patch Notes

- Strong and stable leadership added.
- Balance tweaks in the national interest.
- Auction House updated to permit negotiations for the best deal.
- Buff for Brexit deal to cover all, not just privileged few.
- Fixed animation bug causing Theresa May to not talk like a human being.
- Fixed animation bug causing Michael Gove to not clap hands like a human being.
- Added HDR support for Red, White and Blue Brexit.
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Outstanding.
 
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TeddyBoy

Member
andythinkpad said:
Time to establish the Second Republic!
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Deleted member 231381

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Jazzy Geoff said:
None in practice and it would be hugely irregular for her to make a political statement of any kind.
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Not to mention it's not even clear what she'd do. Parliament is dissolved, it's not like she's going to be refusing to give Royal Assent to any bills.

I suppose technically speaking she could revoke notice of Article 50, given the Prime Minister exercises the ability to negotiate foreign treaties on behalf of the Crown. Or we could declare war on France again. They're equally plausible.
 
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oti

Banned
Crab said:
Not to mention it's not even clear what she'd do. Parliament is dissolved, it's not like she's going to be refusing to give Royal Assent to any bills.

I suppose technically speaking she could revoke notice of Article 50, given the Prime Minister exercises the ability to negotiate foreign treaties on behalf of the Crown. Or we could declare war on France again. They're equally plausible.
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The Great Cake Wars
 
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fanboi

Banned
Crab said:
Not to mention it's not even clear what she'd do. Parliament is dissolved, it's not like she's going to be refusing to give Royal Assent to any bills.

I suppose technically speaking she could revoke notice of Article 50, given the Prime Minister exercises the ability to negotiate foreign treaties on behalf of the Crown. Or we could declare war on France again. They're equally plausible.
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Who would win in a war today between the two?
 
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liquidtmd

Banned
theaface said:
Royal Leadership Stability Update 1.04

Patch Notes

- Strong and stable leadership added.
- Balance tweaks in the national interest.
- Auction House updated to permit negotiations for the best deal.
- Buff for Brexit deal to cover all, not just privileged few.
- Fixed animation bug causing Theresa May to not talk like a human being.
- Fixed animation bug causing Michael Gove to not clap hands like a human being.
- Added HDR support for Red, White and Blue Brexit.
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Calling bullshit, Devs wouldn't invest this much effort to fix unless paid for DLC

2 year €100 billion season pass incoming
 
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Uzzy

Member
Crab said:
Not to mention it's not even clear what she'd do. Parliament is dissolved, it's not like she's going to be refusing to give Royal Assent to any bills.

I suppose technically speaking she could revoke notice of Article 50, given the Prime Minister exercises the ability to negotiate foreign treaties on behalf of the Crown. Or we could declare war on France again. They're equally plausible.
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Prince Charles is going to step down and lead the political opposition to May.
 
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Showaddy

Member
Mohonky said:
You hardly need extensive DNA testing to know Harry isnt Charles kid, one look at him and the apparent father make it pretty obvious.
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He does look a lot like a young Prince Phillip to be fair:


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But yeah you can guarantee Charles had DNA tests done at some point ha.
 
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besada

Banned
They plan to announce that the Windsor family was contacted by lizard people generations ago, and gave them power in exchange for millions of stolen children, but has now reneged on their deal and are in the process of taking over the underearth, where they will attack all of civilization at once.
 
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GeeTeeCee

Member
besada said:
They plan to announce that the Windsor family was contacted by lizard people generations ago, and gave them power in exchange for millions of stolen children, but has now reneged on their deal and are in the process of taking over the underearth, where they will attack all of civilization at once.
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Queen Elizabeth II = Lizard Queen

We're through the looking glass here people.
 
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Shiggy

Member
Reports from the meeting of the Queen and May suggest that she said "I've had enough". So this is either the Queen taking over the country, the Queen leaving the country, or the Queen retiring.

Edit: to be clear, #fakenews
 
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OriginalThinking

Member
Shiggy said:
Reports from the meeting of the Queen and May suggest that she said "I've had enough". So this is either the Queen taking over the country, the Queen leaving the country, or the Queen retiring.
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They're going back to Germany. Apparently they have a soft spot for immigrants.
 
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