phisheep
NeoGAF's Chief Barrister
Well, here we go folks. Here's where our Six Nations regulars join up with the rest of Rugby-GAF for six weeks of tantalising, thunderous, error-strewn, exquisite and probably pretty wet Rugby Union.
Official site here.
Pools and Teams
(pre-tournament world rankings in brackets. By some fluke all and only the top 20-ranked teams are in the finals.)
Pool A: Australia(2),
Pool B: South Africa(3),
Pool C: New Zealand(1), Argentina(8),
Pool D: France(7), Ireland(6),
Where to watch it
Well, obviously at the match if you can, or at a convenient rugby-friendly pub. But failing that, there's a useful-looking list of broadcasters here.
In Wales all matches are on ITV - in England, Scotland, Northern Ireland some are on ITV and some on ITV4. All matches livestream on ITVplayer.
Pre-tournament betting
New Zealand 13/10, England 9/2, South Africa 13/2, Australia 9/1, Ireland 39/4 (from oddschecker 15 Sept)
NeoGAF Allegiances
This is bound to get all partisan from time to time, so here's a handy list of who supports whom (so you know which kind of argument you are getting into!). Let me know if you want to be added or to switch allegiances after your team gets knocked out - or if I got you wrong. Wonder if we can get at least one of each ...
Argentina -
Australia - chicko1983, PhantomZone, bobnowhere, FaceTurn, Dynamite Shikoku, HolyCheck, Becminion
Canada - Dr Campino, Hieberrr, master15
England - Google, Nothus, FortuneFaded(?), Any Questions, jufonuk, CyclopsRock, LTWheels, Crab(?), Showaddy, ghostlight_ross
Fiji -
France - itchyass86, BaronLundi, Alx, jufonuk's wife, Cucurbitacée, Kuntz, Kurtofan
Georgia -
Ireland - Clegg, DottyHead, Hank Scorpio, Macadinho94, TetraxShards, derdriu, Griss, kharma45, RoryT, operon, SoundLad
Italy -
Japan -
Namibia -
New Zealand - BanGy.nz, LiquidSolid, KingSnake (by proxy), Lach, SamualDude, catfish, feezel, PrawnyNZ, Arondight, Dazza, Random17, Griffer, KiwiLannister
Romania - KingSnake (by proxy)
Samoa -
Scotland - weekev, CCS, affleck1981
South Africa - Ganzlinger (by proxy), ninjabat, Macadinho94, Rayven_king
Tonga -
Uruguay - X05
USA - ISWThunder, BigGreenMat, Talonz, Hunter S.
Wales - phisheep, omikaru, EdwardTivrusky, Succinct Verbosity, Acheteedo, Musha_Soturi, SHarris78, JP
unidentified so far - Zero2kz, Trevelyon, Goodlife (Wales?), boingball (NZ?), The Second Spitter, kmag, FDC1, mastadon (Eng?), pulsemyne, Yen, Humidex, LabouredSubterfuge (Eng?), Ruruja, D4Danger, Mindwipe, Niven (Wales?), danthefan
Matches
Dates and times are UK local. If watching from overseas, note that daylight saving here ends on Sunday 25th October (going from BST to GMT) so take care to check times where you are.
Fri 18 Sep 20:00 - A England (35) v (11) Fiji
- Fiji crossed twice in 2 minutes, England were turned over 11 times, so naturally England won with a bonus point
Sat 19 Sep 12:00 C Tonga (10) v (17) Georgia
- Blood and thunder in the middle of the park. Georgia took their chances, Tonga didn't.
Sat 19 Sep 14:30 D Ireland (50) v (7) Canada
- a seven-try steamroller that show up the massive gulf between tier one and the rest which makes the world cup boring and predictable ...
Sat 19 Sep 16:45 B South Africa (32) v (34) Japan
- ... followed by a demonstration that with guts and determination and belief that gulf is entirely imaginary. GO JAPAN! Wow!
Sat 19 Sep 20:00 D France (32) v (10) Italy
- the natural order restored. Competent display by France against injury-hit and somewhat ragged Italy.
Sun 20 Sep 12:00 B Samoa (25) v (16) USA - lacklustre game throughout
Sun 20 Sep 14:30 A Wales (54) v (9) Uruguay
- good Uruguay defence and Welsh errors kept the scoreline down. Welsh injuries worrying.
Sun 20 Sep 16:45 C New Zealand (26) v (16) Argentina
- super contest, a masterclass in attack and defence covering every aspect of the game. Excellent refereeing too.
Wed 23 Sep - 14:30 - B - Scotland (45) v (10) Japan
- nothing in it at half time, then Scotland went wild
Wed 23 Sep - 17:00 - A - Australia (28) v (13) Fiji
- dominant start from Australia, though Fiji pushed back after about 50 mins. No bonus point here. Lots of Pocock.
Wed 23 Sep - 20:00 - D - France (38) v (11) Romania
- slow, erratic start for France. Pulled away after a yellow card for the opposition. Can they do it against 15 players? Don't know.
Thu 24 Sep - 20:00 - C - New Zealand (58) v (14) Namibia
- well, that went about as expected
Fri 25 Sep - 17:00 - C - Argentina (54) v (9) Georgia
- Gorgodze in the sin bin = 21 points and game over.
Sat 26 Sep - 14:30 - D - Italy (23) v (18) Canada
- super game to watch for neutrals. Minutes 14-17 played out in real time like a highlights clip of any other match.
Sat 26 Sep - 17:00 - B - South Africa (46) v (6) Samoa
- SA back to their brutal best. Something must be done about those driving mauls, because Samoa didn't do it. Williams is nippy though.
Sat 26 Sep - 20:00 - A - England (25) v (28) Wales
- "Twickenham Stadium annihilated by giant fucking dragon"
Sun 27 Sep - 12:00 - A - Australia (65) v (3) Uruguay
- bit of a walkover that
Sun 27 Sep - 14:30 - B - Scotland (39) v (16) USA
- USA ahead at half time with some impressive play - after which Scotland woke up a bit
Sun 27 Sep - 17:00 - D - Ireland (44) v (10) Romania
- except for a late consolation try this was all Ireland (and a very good Ireland). Romanians probably knackered with all that tackling.
Tue 29 Sep - 17:00 - C - Tonga (35) v (21) Namibia
- good entertaining match, thrills and spills and neat attacks. Could easily have gone the other way.
Thu 01 Oct - 16:45 - A - Wales (23) v (13) Fiji
- all-action non-stop stuff. Fiji dominant in scrum and open play, couple of Welsh breaks scraped them through. Heart-in-mouth time.
Thu 01 Oct - 20:00 - D - France (41) v (18) Canada
- 17-12 and two tries apiece after 20 minutes, and Canada kept running and never gave up. A gem of a game despite the scoreline.
Fri 02 Oct - 20:00 - C - New Zealand (43) v (10) Georgia
- It may have been 43-10, but NZ playing like a rusty chainsaw rather than a scalpel. Best bit Georgia pulling level after 6 mins.
Sat 03 Oct - 14:30 - B - Samoa (5) v (26) Japan
- Samoa indisciplined. Japan rampant in first half and protective in second. Puts them second in the table.
Sat 03 Oct - 17:00 - B - South Africa (34) v (16) Scotland
- all rather too much for Scotland. Except for one wild breakaway try they were never in it.
Sat 03 Oct - 20:00 - A - England (13) v (33) Australia
- in the Pool of Death there is always a ritual slaughter, this was it and comprehensively.
Sun 04 Oct - 14:30 - C - Argentina (45) v (16) Tonga
- big rumbustious game, brave display by Tonga but Argentina ruled it
Sun 04 Oct - 17:00 - D - Ireland (16) v (9) Italy
- surprisingly off-colour display by Ireland. Not yet looking like world-beaters. Italy missed Parisse when he went off.
Tue 06 Oct - 17:00 - D - Canada (15) v (17) Romania
- Canada were cruising home at 15-0 then spectacular comeback from Romania.
Tue 06 Oct - 20:00 - A - Fiji (47) v (15) Uruguay
- Uruguay brave (2 tries and good inventive play) but foolhardy (2 penalty tries against, 2 yellows). Fiji awesome. Also fighting.
Wed 07 Oct - 17:00 - B - South Africa (64) v (0) USA
- USA got a proper second-half stomping
Wed 07 Oct - 20:00 - C - Namibia (16) v (17) Georgia
- A tense thriller this one, right down to the wire.
Fri 09 Oct - 20:00 - C - New Zealand (47) v (9) Tonga
- second half tryfest following tighter-than expected first half. Tonga so nearly got there on 40 minutes with wonderful maul.
Sat 10 Oct - 14:30 - B - Samoa (33) v (36) Scotland
- totally nailbiting game for both sides, all go-go-go and never more than a score in it. Great for neutrals if any.
Sat 10 Oct - 17:00 - A - Australia (15) v (6) Wales
- a game of heroic defence. Australia didn't cross the line once. Wales did three times, but every time held up, even with AU down to 13.
Sat 10 Oct - 20:00 - A - England (60) v (3) Uruguay
- ... in which we learned that England's best centre combination is definitely anyone but Barritt and Burgess, which we knew all along
Sun 11 Oct - 12:00 - C - Argentina (64) v (19) Namibia
- hugely entertaining game all round despite the scoreline. Super 81st minute finishing try from Namibia plus ceremonial failed conversion.
Sun 11 Oct - 14:30 - D - Italy (32) v (22) Romania
- Was all Italy to start with, then the final whistle came 15 minutes too early for Romania's comeback. Italy automatically qualify for Japan 2019
Sun 11 Oct - 17:00 - D - France (9) v (24) Ireland
- Tense old tussle all the way through. Ireland bossed turnovers and set piece and open play, but also lost 3 players injured.
Sun 11 Oct - 20:00 - B - USA (18) v (28) Japan
- a fitting end to the pool stages. Thoroughly enjoyable lively atmospheric match played for pride.
Sat 17 Oct - 16:00 - QF1 - South Africa (23) v (19) Wales
- tremendous game, no quarter given. Late du Preez try took it.
Sat 17 Oct - 20:00 - QF2 - New Zealand (62) v (13) France
- a great team smashing through a poor one. Exult in NZ, weep for France.
Sun 18 Oct - 13:00 QF3 - Ireland (20) v (43) Argentina
- Breathe in. From min 20 to min 45 Ireland pulled back from 0-17 down to 17-20. Breathe out again.
Sun 18 Oct - 16:00 QF4 - Australia (35) v (34) Scotland
- a driving, compelling both-way spectacle of a match. Heartbreaking end for Scotland, Aus challenged to the limit.
Sat 24 Oct - 16:00 - SF1 - South Africa (18) v (20) New Zealand
- A proper match, with rain and everything. NZ gave away penalties like candy in first half, big old tussle in second. One yellow card each.
=== HERE ENDETH British Summer Time ===
Sun 25 Oct - 16:00 - SF2 - Argentina (15) v (29) Australia
- Australian tries v Argentine penalties, but a lot closer than the scoreboard says
Fri 30 Oct - 20:00 - 3rd place playoff - South Africa (24) v (13) Argentina
- a spirited game, but SA just too much especially in defence
Sat 31 Oct - 16:00 - FINAL - New Zealand (34) v (17) Australia
- New Zealand are out of sight. Oh no they're not. Ooh it's tight, then Carter and Barrett nail the coffin shut
New to Rugby?
There's a newbies guide here - though it is quite a lot to digest.
So here's a trimmed-down guide:
Rugby is a very simple game with some rather intricate rules. The simple bit is there are 15 players a side and three ways of scoring -
(1) a try - worth 5 points - by putting the ball down over the opponents goal line (optionally followed by a conversion, worth an extra 2 points, by place kicking the ball over the crossbar)
(2) a drop goal - worth 3 points - by drop-kicking the ball over the crossbar. Any player can do this at any time, but it is not as easy as it sounds
(3) a penalty kick - worth 3 points - a place-kick over the crossbar following an infringement by the other team, taken (usually) where the infringement happened
At any time, any player who is in front of the ball-carrier or kicker is offside and out of the game. So, no forward passing. And there's no blocking and no tackling except the ball-carrier.
And that is basically it. Everything else is fiddly little rules and restarts and so on, which you'll pick up as you watch. Simple game.