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S______L for PS5 to be revealed soon (The dedicated blueballs/Kojima 'conspiracy' thread)
A Most Virtuous Cat
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I think that would be too much for them lol. I think best option would be to create a thread where #TeamFake guys come in and write "I tip my fedora to all the strong ones in #TeamReal" or something like this lol 
IntentionalPun
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It meant.. I have my doubts about everything surrounding this guy, including whether he'd ever manage to get past certification and get this "app" release (and I doubt it will show up as an "app", but probably just a game demo.)You need to tone down on whatever you're using, man. You barely remember your own rant about it.
Working is beating me to death so I don't have time to watch the thread properly, hence my drive by posts, but I got a decent enough memory still.
Also, I hate the idea of "so you're saying" in discussions, it's a sign of weakness IMO.
So instead of assuming your doubt about the release of the so called app, allow me to ask:
What did you meant when you said the words highlighted?
Now look at what you said:
CityHunter1981
Member
Again Hasan is claiming 50+ people are working on it and yet we didn’t see even one of those people. Possible that he is working alone on it as team fake claims, but we already know that at least Nuare is working on it and they would already distanced themselves from Hasan because they would need to see at least part of the game and see what garbage it is. By the way who is paying Nuare and the other studios who are doing work for them? Is Hasan super rich? I mean checking their history and track record, there is no way they made money with ghat and probably even lost money.
IntentionalPun
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He only named one other studio aside from Nuare, and they sell assets on their web site for $50... he claimed 7 studios.. what in the world would be the point of naming only Nuare, and an asset seller, if he actually had 7 studios working for him? Either way, assets aren't that expensive.. he's clearly bought them before... so who knows what Nuare is even doing for him? Look at their web site and they are mostly an art/concept art studio. They don't appear to do much 3d modeling, so perhaps that isn't expensive from them? They have some examples on their site of a couple of crap looking Fortnite skins.
He's been exagerrating shit since his website was created years ago.. claiming he "partnered with" Sony, ID @ Xbox, nVidia, Epic.. and others, since 2015.. when that probably meant "I have an nVidia graphics card" or "I downloaded Unreal Engine", so don't take it too seriously when he claims he's actually "Working with" anyone.
See for yourself: https://web.archive.org/web/20160716024134/http://www.blueboxgamestudios.com/investorrelations/
He also had a 10 person 10 team back then.. super experienced! They also help other studios! And work with other studios! (never named a single game anyone has worked on, studio they worked with/for, and no-one on the internet has ever claimed to have worked with Blue Box, outside of Hasan getting the Nuare guy to make a video.)
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mckmas8808
Mckmaster uses MasterCard to buy Slave drives
IntentionalPun
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Here's some other amazing stuff from Hasan's website, from 2015.. BTW these faces are fake, from a template.. not his "employees":
ACQUIRED FACIAL MOTION CAPTURE TECH!
And then released this for their first release 4 years ago:
ACQUIRED FACIAL MOTION CAPTURE TECH!
And then released this for their first release 4 years ago:
Crimson_Fate
Member
#BELIEVE!!!!
Faithless83
Banned
The quotes are just you doubting the whole thing will ever release. I didn't go through a 130 pages thread to dig further but be sure some on the TeamFake trolls said everthing is fake.
You cherry picked what I said, but you stated multiple times that this is just an asset flip dev.
So let's put you on "TeamDoubtIT", now? It looks like you're not so sure about the whole thing anymore.
CityHunter1981
Member
I see only 2 realistic outcomes:
1. This is a game from a big studio (probably Kojima productions)
2. We are living in the twilight zone, where normal things don’t happen very often.
1. This is a game from a big studio (probably Kojima productions)
2. We are living in the twilight zone, where normal things don’t happen very often.
Doczu
Member
No, he can't have doubts cause his ass is on the line.
THE:MILKMAN
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Doczu
Member
"Bae what the fuck you mean you need to post some pics online? Who the fuck is Kojima?!"Even worse...The Mrs. ass! Its twitchy bum time in the Pun household.
IntentionalPun
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@
Faithless83
Eh whatever bro, most people here capable of a normal conversation, my thoughts on this matter have probably been the most consistent in this entire thread if anything. They just aren't black/white "THIS IS GONNA HAPPEN" thoughts. My thoughts are that Hasan is a guy who releases asset flip garbage. My only prediction ever has been that what happens will be consistent with that history; but I can't predict the future..
Faithless83
Eh whatever bro, most people here capable of a normal conversation, my thoughts on this matter have probably been the most consistent in this entire thread if anything. They just aren't black/white "THIS IS GONNA HAPPEN" thoughts. My thoughts are that Hasan is a guy who releases asset flip garbage. My only prediction ever has been that what happens will be consistent with that history; but I can't predict the future..
Doczu
Member
I love the energy this thread has and i can't wait for the reveal. It makes me feel better scrolling through the posts while it's after midnight (Pooland here) when i can't sleep.@
Eh whatever bro, most people here capable of a normal conversation, my thoughts on this matter have probably been the most consistent in this entire thread if anything. They just aren't black/white "THIS IS GONNA HAPPEN" thoughts. My thoughts are that Hasan is a guy who releases asset flip garbage. My only prediction ever has been that what happens will be consistent with that history; but I can't predict the future..
Faithless83
Banned
So you say. You went from this:@
Eh whatever bro, most people here capable of a normal conversation, my thoughts on this matter have probably been the most consistent in this entire thread if anything. They just aren't black/white "THIS IS GONNA HAPPEN" thoughts. My thoughts are that Hasan is a guy who releases asset flip garbage. My only prediction ever has been that what happens will be consistent with that history; but I can't predict the future..
To the point of betting a picture of your wife's ass, to a much more middle ground approach now.
I'm just pointing that out is all, it's quite entertaining to watch how "most consistent" it all has been.
We get it, you enjoy the attention of being "the antagonist". We are now on waiting state, but this much is clear (to me), this is not an asset flip dev.
IntentionalPun
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That was a joke, which should be obvious.. I don't actually get entertainment out of ruining people's fun.
Way to ironically come into this thread that's been pretty non-combative and.. get combative... and then claim I'm enjoying being an antagonist lol
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THE:MILKMAN
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TBH it should be an entirely fun thread no matter what happens but in the last few pages I've been surprised how many serious and almost angrily toned posts there has been.
We're possibly talking about the master troll and De Niro finger wag supremo that is Hideo Kojima! (and his right hand man Geoff Keighley).
Doczu
Member
Speaking about Keighley - did he ever receive those screenshots?TBH it should be an entirely fun thread no matter what happens but in the last few pages I've been surprised how many serious and almost angrily toned posts there has been.
We're possibly talking about the master troll and De Niro finger wag supremo that is Hideo Kojima! (and his right hand man Geoff Keighley).
Faithless83
Banned
It was your tone from the beginning I just quoted one of your messages but it's all there. It wasn't a post, it's several.
What I'm saying about the antagonist part, was because pretty much only you kept replying and trying to keep the "asset flip dev" notion alive for this long.
Please don't consider this an attack to you personally, but the notion that "it's nothing" IMO is long gone.
It is something, maybe not Silent Hills, but something bigger than a "one man studio trolling with us".
Just watch how the teamfake most vocal voices come and go, yet you remain.
kingpotato
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rofif
Can’t Git Gud
No. It was just a fucking clickbait to get them some attention
Faithless83
Banned
Nothing after the delay... They were dead set on moving this forward, then (coincidentally) the Sony event got pushed, based on rumors.
There was something big scheduled for the beginning of the month, then everything got pushed back all at once. Abandoned was just caught in the middle of it.
Which is a damn shame.
Crimson_Fate
Member
It was never made official but I am sure it had nothing to do with the name they likely meant ABANDONED = SURVIVAL since its likely a survival horror
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THE:MILKMAN
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Don't think so. Like others, he went radio silent suddenly and completely regards Hasan/BBGames. Still follows BBGames on Twitter though (along with a few other interesting people).
Kdad
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FranXico
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Kdad
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I sent him some dick pics...
IntentionalPun
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I do own that ass.
But I don't get this not understanding what "TeamFake" means.. not like I came up with it. TeamReal is saying "This is a Kojima and/or Silent Hill game!".. TeamFake is basically.. "nah, that's fake." (aka that's not true)
Ironically Team Real believes everything Hasan has ever done at face value.. release garbage games.. say he's not Kojima, say he's not working on Silent Hill.. hell they think everything is all just a ruse.. AKA Fake
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bitbydeath
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That doesn’t make sense. Which Team are you on again? What you wrote is the complete opposite of Team Real.Ironically Team Real believes everything Hasan has ever done at face value.. release garbage games.. say he's not Kojima, say he's not working on Silent Hill.. hell they think everything is all just a ruse.. AKA Fake
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CityHunter1981
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I though recently about that. Well the reveal was getting closer and everyone kind of believed them when they said they are no Kojima. Perhaps Kojima wanted people again to dig deeper and start to actively discuss about it because it is so much more fun than to just announce a game out of the blue. So my guess is that the reveal was not that far off but they didn’t expected to event delay and therefore kind of fueled the flames a little bit earlier than they wanted, that it’s so quite know they already used up all their teases.
IntentionalPun
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Huh? You think Hasan and BB’s history is fake, a ruse…
you in particular don’t even believe the games he released ever released lol
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bitbydeath
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That’s not what you wrote lol.
Most shrug him off with a “whatever you say, Kojima”. Team fake believes his words more than Team Real, particularly where he writes he has nothing to do with Kojima.
Again, this is team fake, the games never released and aren’t able to be bought today.
These next two should obviously be team fake, since team real believe in Kojima and Silent Hill.
IntentionalPun
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Not the most well written sentence; but read the end of it.. all the things listed, you think are a ruse/fake.. you guys basically think there's nothing to be taken at face value about any of this situation.
bitbydeath
Member
Aye, it is all very unusual.
mckmas8808
Mckmaster uses MasterCard to buy Slave drives
Basically this.
IntentionalPun
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Yeah and that was my point.. the terms #TeamReal and #TeamFake are kinda funny, because both sides just disagree on what is fake lol
THE:MILKMAN
Member
It is quite simple:
Geoff apparently did a lot of DM'ing with Hasan and we ended with no answers and just silence. Why?
Jason then does a full one hour phone interview with Hasan and we ended up with no clear answers but it was clear many suspicions remained. But why no follow-up to put it to bed?
Hence why many in this thread at least believe there is something bigger going on here. If not, then it begs the question why a lone dev in over his head has been allowed to promise a app coming to PS5 unchecked.
mckmas8808
Mckmaster uses MasterCard to buy Slave drives
EXACTLY THIS!
Sorry
IntentionalPun
but none of this makes sense, unless #teamreal is closer to right than #teamfake is.Bladed Thesis
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Isn't TeamReal saying this is Hideo and TeamFake saying its not?
Now I'm confused.
Now I'm confused.
IntentionalPun
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He never sent anything and the story died...more specifically he was chatting about it in the Resetera thread, and then Hasan made that "I'm real" video, and then Resetera closed the thread... and of course Hasan delayed everything. So not sure what follow up you'd expect? I feel like you, my beloved TeamReal friends, have a propensity to see "mysteries" that aren't that mysterious <3EXACTLY THIS!
Sorry
B Bladed Thesis : You are correct.. I was just joking about how saying "This is Hideo" is actually calling BlueBox fake.
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mckmas8808
Mckmaster uses MasterCard to buy Slave drives
We all know if Geoff really cared about the story, he'd do more follow-ups. And not just rely on RE closing a thread as the end of the story.
bitbydeath
Member
So what are the facts surrounding this that we know are 100% true?
We know, Kojima has been working on a horror game since 2019
We know, an incredibly ambitious app is coming, which is unlike anything we’ve ever seen before
We know, Nuare is involved in some form
We know, Geoff Keighley for some reason couldn’t wipe a massive grin off his face when trying to answer a question about them
We know, Kojima has a history with this sort of thing
We know, Kojima has a team in Amsterdam
Am I missing anything else?
We know, Kojima has been working on a horror game since 2019
We know, an incredibly ambitious app is coming, which is unlike anything we’ve ever seen before
We know, Nuare is involved in some form
We know, Geoff Keighley for some reason couldn’t wipe a massive grin off his face when trying to answer a question about them
We know, Kojima has a history with this sort of thing
We know, Kojima has a team in Amsterdam
Am I missing anything else?
IntentionalPun
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He didn't show that he cared that much though.. he was asked specifically about Hasan/BlueBox/Abandoned in a Q&A session.. likely noticed it was somehow a big story, and then posted on Re a few times about it.
Setsuna Mudou
Member
Cared enough to take screenshots immediately following a conversation he had with him allegedly months before this whole thing. Just one more of those "weird" coincidences
Can't remember the last I screenshot a conversation on my phone with someone I don't know, but that's just me
tommib
Gold Member
I put the thread on ignore because it hurts me to see the massive delusion you all flat-earthers are having with thinking this is anything else than a shitty survival Outlast/PT rip-off. Teamfake is here, we just moved on. We will be back with kind words to soften the fall.
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IntentionalPun
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He does game promotion literally for a living.. someone who got a PS Blog post for their PS5 exclusive messaged him asking about whether he could promote his game later in the summer.. it's really not that weird, for someone to save off a message, for something he might potentially refer to later.. for their job.Cared enough to take screenshots immediately following a conversation he had with him allegedly months before this whole thing. Just one more of those "weird" coincidences
Can't remember the last I screenshot a conversation on my phone with someone I don't know, but that's just me
