Santa leaves kid in tears after refusing to accept child's wish for a Nerf gun.

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Someone needs to kick the shit out of Santa for involving his personal politics in a goddamn child's Christmas wishes. What a fucking pussy.

What in the fuck is even going on anymore?!
 
God I fucking hate people.

You're a mall santa. Your job is to wear the suit, smile, and fuckin nod. It's not that hard.
 
Fucking mall Santa failing at his only fucking job. He's a disgrace to his profession if it can be called that.

The poor kid. If this was in Ireland I'd be on my way to give him my nerf Vulcan
 
My favourite toy gun when I was little was this red Thundercats thing that launched hard but slightly prehensile plastic discs at insane speeds, they would ricochet off multiple walls in a really cool way. Really hurt like a motherfucker if you shot someone in the face. That thing would never be approved now.

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Got a pang of real nostalgia when I looked it up. I dunno how I feel about Santa, you could say that he's supposed to be a pacifist figure, but when I look back on it I associate the disc gun with fun and excitement, not with war or aggression
 
Fuck that shit! In the 80s, we had toy guns that looked like guns.

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They had no orange tips either. Also had candy cigarettes. Shit, I remember playing coin ops that stood right next to cigarette machines. Ahh, the good old days :messenger_halo:
 
It took 2 days for Jesus to resurrect. But to the crowds dismay, he has become politically correct.
 
Amory said:
God I fucking hate people.

You're a mall santa. Your job is to wear the suit, smile, and fuckin nod. It's not that hard.
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As far as I know, it is not accepted to give children and buy children's weapons, so Santa is right, but we don't know the whole situation. I do not know whether he explained to the child why he refused the gift or not, whether he found a way out of the situation and offered something else to the child. And then what do parents do when Santa promised the child a gun, and they are against it(for example)
 
angelfox said:
As far as I know, it is not accepted to give children and buy children's weapons, so Santa is right, but we don't know the whole situation. I do not know whether he explained to the child why he refused the gift or not, whether he found a way out of the situation and offered something else to the child. And then what do parents do when Santa promised the child a gun, and they are against it(for example)
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The kid wanted a NERF gun, you absolute clown.
 
I think it's pretty common practice that most young kids, particularly little boys, always want some sort of nerf gun or Star Wars blaster type thing for Christmas. I did, as did my brothers too, and cousins.

there's nothing wrong with that.
 
Old Retro said:
Fuck that shit! In the 80s, we had toy guns that looked like guns.

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They had no orange tips either. Also had candy cigarettes. Shit, I remember playing coin ops that stood right next to cigarette machines. Ahh, the good old days :messenger_halo:
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I had one of those! I can still hear the clicky-whirr sound as it fired... :messenger_heart:
 
OrtizTwelve said:
I think it's pretty common practice that most young kids, particularly little boys, always want some sort of nerf gun or Star Wars blaster type thing for Christmas. I did, as did my brothers too, and cousins.

there's nothing wrong with that.
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every fucking video game on the planet has guns in it. are we banning kids from Fortnite too? no more Star Wars movies, people are killed in those.
 
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BlackOlivesMatter said:
To be fair, kids should be banned from all online games (or at the very least, they should never have access to a mic)
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Games are for children and adults who have earned leisurely activity. There should be a period between 17-30 where people can't play videogames.. enough time to grow up, sow oats, start a career, etc.
 
This dickwad Santa will be bragging to his soy slurping friends how he denied a kid a toy gun and they'll lap it up patting him on the back for his hard stance.
Fuckin losers.
 
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