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[Bronx-Man]

What part of farting into his face and a dude stroking his penis gave you that imagination?

You gotta take some creative liberties if you wanna make it in Hollywood.

 

[Mdk7]

this sounds like the plot to the middle eastern spinoff of the hangover.

LOL

 

[Monocle]

Rich person does immoderate shit, news at 11.

 

[spekkeh]

Sounds like he's integrating into LA pretty well.

 

[Log4Girlz]

When you're a Saudi Prince...life's a gas.




I'm so sorry

 

[Phat Michael]

When you're a Saudi Prince...life's a gas.




I'm so sorry

cmon! they have oil not gas. Gas is Qatar!

 

[vas_a_morir]

By the way, what is with Japan and shit eating? I was watching this show called "Darake" where they take bizarre people and quiz them on their fellow 'guests' who share a similar trait with them, and I swear it comes up way way too often and they act like "oh, you don't say?" where I feel their level of shock and disgust should be higher. lol

 

[Chariot]

By the way, what is with Japan and shit eating? I was watching this show called "Darake" where they take bizarre people and quiz them on their fellow 'guests' who share a similar trait with them, and I swear it comes up way way too often and they act like "oh, you don't say?" where I feel their level of shock and disgust should be higher. lol

There's a reason Germany and Japan get along so well.

 

[Shao Kahn Brewing a Stew]

He'd get killed for this in Saudi. In America, all you need is money! Remember that. America, number one!

 

[daviyoung]

What happens in Hay Al Huda stays in Hay Al Huda

 

[vas_a_morir]

There's a reason Germany and Japan get along so well.

Makes sense. I remember when German Obersturmbannführer Scheiße N. Verschlinger met with Japanese Rear Admiral Unkozuki. They found much in common between their cultures and looked forward to cultural exchange.

 

[darkinstinct]

fucking Saudi Monarchy

the time that country ditches it the better for everyone

Yeah, the next thing we need is another million fanatics wanting to take over the world and kill all non-believers. Haven't we learned anything from Iraq or Syria or Egypt? Those countries were/are actually more stable and safer while being a dictatorship. And not for us, for the people living there. More people die each day in Iraq than ever died each day under Saddam Hussein. It's even worse in Syria. Democracy is not the solution to everything, especially if you're living in a non secular country.

 

[hesido]

He'd get killed for this in Saudi. In America, all you need is money! Remember that. America, number one!

No, he wouldn't. Anybody leaking this would get killed, though (including, but not limited to, those 3 woman). The royalty is exempt.

 

[Walpurgis]

By the way, what is with Japan and shit eating? I was watching this show called "Darake" where they take bizarre people and quiz them on their fellow 'guests' who share a similar trait with them, and I swear it comes up way way too often and they act like "oh, you don't say?" where I feel their level of shock and disgust should be higher. lol

I've watched a metric ton of anime and this has never come up. Onii-chan? Frequently. Otosan? Once. But this? Man, what have you been watching?

 

[Log4Girlz]

cmon! they have oil not gas. Gas is Qatar!

So his aide was from Qatar?

 

[Defuser]

You give me that kind of money R Kelly Saudi prince can fart on my dinner tonight.

 

[Phat Michael]

So his aide was from Qatar?

ok well played.

 

[Phat Michael]

You give me that kind of money R Kelly Saudi prince can fart on my dinner tonight.

The weird thing is, you would probably have to fart on his dinner. Which is a lot better let's be fair.

 

[justjohn]

This sounds like a couple of chancers looking to get paid.

 

[WrenchNinja]

How do you fart on command

 

[Baki]

Id be focusing on the farts personally, but you are correct.

His family are not going to be happy with him when he gets home.

They probably know.

Still - diplomatic immunity is bullshit.

 

[Wellscha]

Reads like an episode of Jackass.

 

[Graphics Horse]

Sounds like a sex pest version of Doctor Doom

 

[Mr. Pointy]

They probably know.

Still - diplomatic immunity is bullshit.

Riggs and Murtaugh wouldn't have cared.

 

[i_am_ben]

"I am a prince and I do what I want"

 

[oti]

They should make a Disney movie out of this.

 

[Marvel]

How do you fart on command

Clicker training.

 

[dity]

They should make a Disney movie out of this.

"Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let out your farts!"

 

[ebullientprism]

The poor aid.

How do you fart on command? Unless you already feel one on its way, its practically impossible.

"My prince, I want to. But I am not gassy at all sire."

 

[Chariot]

They should make a Disney movie out of this.

Do you want to fart into my face?
It doesn't have to be my face~

 

[CarpeDeezNutz]

37 million dollar house, dope cars and cash money to blow like nothing in LA...

And he's wanting people to fart in his face,
What a waste.

 

[BriGuy]

Also gotta says these Disney princes get weirder by the year.

A whole new world
A shining, dazzling happy place
No one to tell us no, or where to go
Now princess kindly fart into my face

 

[striferser]

How do you fart on command

High bond. On lvl.10, you can even command your aide to defecate.

 

[Braag]

So Yusuf Amir from GTA: TBoGT was based on this guy.

 

[OléGunner]

Although it's hilarious to think this clown prince wants to be farted on and have is dick stroked by guys, I'm concerned for all the women he must have at his parties.

Ass hole sounds like an entitled bastard who has assaulted so many women over time.

 

[greektony]

At least he isn't in to shits and giggles

 

[Messofanego]

How do you fart on command

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GIVDSzOrUsU&t=31s

 

[Kinyou]

"The aide now farts into the prince's face, as is tradition"

 

[wanderingprostheyltite]

A whole new world
A shining, dazzling happy place
No one to tell us no, or where to go
Now princess kindly fart into my face

Dead

 

[Akuun]

Dude sounds like a real class act.

Considering these women were literally bloodied and screaming while scaling the walls trying to escape from his party no, I don't think your average rich person would get off on those charges. Or maybe I'm putting too much faith in the judicial process in this country

Wait what? Is there a news article for this?

 

[astroturfing]

the Saudi royal family are not normal, are they?

 

[Arkos]

Side note: I googled "Brazilian fart porn gif" to find this, thinking that it could only be just a thing from South Park. I was wrong. So, so very wrong. Do not google that phrase without including "South Park" in your search.

 

[GeordieMark]

How do you fart on command

I imagine the process of learning that art is quite messy

 

[akira28]

How do you fart on command

In olden times, a king would have to search far and wide to find a wonder who could pass rare gasses through his sphincter on royal command. To have such a man in one's court would be the mark of a truly regal monarch, much like Wilhelm collected soldiers over six foot, and how nobility gathered men of letters to their service. A fartman, or le petomaines, as they were called, would be guaranteed a life of luxury if they were lucky enough to find a wealthy patron.

 

[LiquidSword]

Dude sounds like a real class act.


Wait what? Is there a news article for this?

I posted a link on the first page. Guess everyone missed it.

 

[thebaroness]

All I could think of.

 

[params7]

I like the fact they get diplomatic immunity also, allowing them to race on the streets in exotic cars while the great American cops suck on their thumbs.

 

[ninjabat]

Wonder how this guy would react if he suddenly was bankrupt. His head is in the clouds, would probably demand taxpayers pay for his parties.

 

[User 406]

 

[dreams]

I've watched a metric ton of anime and this has never come up. Onii-chan? Frequently. Otosan? Once. But this? Man, what have you been watching?

He literally told you what he's been watching.