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[Donkeypuncher]

Ever been out with a couple of friends, really like a girl and your buddies know it but instead of stepping aside they are actually working her and throwing you a cock block? Well, my friends I am not that friend. I am the friend that will either hook up a friend or will step aside and allow for the spreading distribution of poon to take place. Real friends don't cock block.

SAY NO TO COCK BLOCKING AND YES TO COCK INSERTING!!!!!!!!

Anyone have great stories of being cock blocked or avoiding the cock block altogether?

Share them.

 

[Azih]

I don't think there's enough space on these boards for both cubsfan and Donkey Puncher.

 

[Late Stage Marxist]

I don't think there's enough space on these boards for both cubsfan and Donkey Puncher.

Sorry cubsfan! :lol

 

[Ecrofirt]

no, but I had sex with your mother last night.

Cock block that.

 

[Suerte]

This thread is useless without pics.

 

[firex]

i heard there's a secret stage in katamari damacy where you have to roll a cock block around.

 

[Willco]

Jesus had it coming.

 

[Donkeypuncher]

^^^Can coexist with everyone.

 

[Smiles and Cries]

Jesus also says to insert cock in the proper hole

 

[DaCocoBrova]

All cock block attempts happen well before I ever find out. I always prevail in the end, so it's usually a non-issue come time for confrontation.

It's always good to know what your 'friends' are capable of.