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Scary Kid that cud kick my ass
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Ronald_mcd
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Oh my lord. i wouldn't mess with him.
BigJonsson
Member
NOT HUMAN
Manabanana
Member
I desire those skills.
DJ Demon J
Banned
HOLY FUCK. It's like I'm watching some character from Third Strike doing a win pose. Jesus H. Christ.
ArcadeStickMonk
Member
Star Wars Kid would own him
jecclr2003
Banned
That is what happens when you deny a kid of sugary cereals and Saturday morning cartoons...
If I were his parents.. I wouldn't sleep. For he's already planniong your death... silently.
If I were his parents.. I wouldn't sleep. For he's already planniong your death... silently.
ArcadeStickMonk
Member
Mareg said:
No no... the girth is the key
jecclr2003
Banned
kinda hard for the kid ninja to stop a snipers bullet.. now isn't it?
BEsides he's eleven, you could distract him with YuGiOh cards for a while...
BEsides he's eleven, you could distract him with YuGiOh cards for a while...
Fucking Christ, did you SEE the unchecked RAGE in that kid's eyes? Did you hear the inhuman screams coming out of his eleven year old lungs?jecclr2003 said:
Somehow, I don't think he fucks around with Yu Gi Oh cards. Other than maybe shredding them out of the air with his fucking stick of doom. And if I was a bullet, I would be too afraid of him to actually go through with the whole piercing his skin thing.
jecclr2003
Banned
Ah but does he know the five fingered exploding heart palm technique? I bet you he doesn't.. why? because Pei Mai would make him his bitch.
Oh and Pei Mai likes little boys, kinda like M. Jackson. His fortress is a Neverland for kid ninjas.
Oh and Pei Mai likes little boys, kinda like M. Jackson. His fortress is a Neverland for kid ninjas.
mashoutposse
Ante Up
That move when he twirls the stick, throws it in the air, and catches it... smoooooove.
ArcadeStickMonk
Member
(talk of bullets)
"If I feel so much as one bullet hit me, I'll come over there and pull your lungs through your nostrils."
"If I feel so much as one bullet hit me, I'll come over there and pull your lungs through your nostrils."
Sure, it looks impressive, but it's an even money bet that if you took the bo away from that kid, he wouldn't know how to fight very well.
It's an impressive display of focus, intensity, and skill, but he is that good at that pattern because he trains that specific pattern endlessly. That != fighting ability.
When you get to the adult divisions, it is a similar story. Those people are amazing at what they do. But what they do is not fighting. I was never very good at tournaments, either in the weapons divisions, or the open hand forms. But I bet you I could take most of the people who win first place in the forms competitions in an actual fight.
It's an impressive display of focus, intensity, and skill, but he is that good at that pattern because he trains that specific pattern endlessly. That != fighting ability.
When you get to the adult divisions, it is a similar story. Those people are amazing at what they do. But what they do is not fighting. I was never very good at tournaments, either in the weapons divisions, or the open hand forms. But I bet you I could take most of the people who win first place in the forms competitions in an actual fight.
FortNinety
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I'm 27, twice the height that kid is, and he'd still kick my ass.
cvkpaladin
Member
Well, I did some research on the kid and it looks like George Lucas fucked up. Should have picked him for a young Anakin Skywalker.
http://www.celebritykidz.com/waynedalglish/
This page has more info on hm. And to those that want to fight him, it even has his AIM handle on there as well.
http://www.celebritykidz.com/waynedalglish/
This page has more info on hm. And to those that want to fight him, it even has his AIM handle on there as well.
Apharmd Battler
Member
???????
How does the colored belt system translate on a worldwide level? i've seen various schools give them out like candy. i can understand it being a way to show rank, and for kids especially to show progress, but it doesn't seem like there's any sort of regulation and it gets abused too easily, at least in the US.
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