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[chefbags]

Be kind of funny and fucked up if Trump starts seriously working with democrats only for Mueller to swoop in and kick his ass out of the White House.

Would be the best thing to happen since the election. Get shit done and kick his ass out.

 

[sphagnum]

Got this from PoliGAF: Feels a bit like Schumer/Pelosi are jumping the gun/headline is off

Yeah, I think it's just saying they reached a deal on border funding outside of discussing the wall.

 

[Locke562]

Be kind of funny and fucked up if Trump starts seriously working with democrats only for Mueller to swoop in and kick his ass out of the White House.

Then we might be stuck with Pence.

 

[shnurgleton]

...is donald trump officially a cuck now

 

[ArkhamFantasy]

This was posted 4 hours ago on R/donald

https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/6zxnsa/if_you_build_it/

im crying.

 

[Phrozenflame500]

Oh man, if Schumer and Pelosi save DACA major props to them.

 

[Deleted member 80556]

Got this from PoliGAF: Feels a bit like Schumer/Pelosi are jumping the gun/headline is off

So, it's nothing? Trump might as well contradict them in a couple of days when Republicans start passing his tax project.

 

[Jay Shadow]

see you later, Wall.

RIP Wall

 

[buttery fistful]

ann coulter is going to be pissed

 

[mjp2417]

What will Trump's base think? What am I talking about, they support everything he does.

Trump is ultimately just the vessel for the thing itself: white nationalism. The base won't like this.

 

[Ithil]

He's getting played like a sap by these two. It's almost hilarious how easily they're making him agree to deals that are terrible for him and his party.

 

[jerry113]

Republicans must be confused af.

 

[Luminaire]

The wall is now a mountain.

 

[uncredited male]

I will believe it when it is official.

 

[BoogieWoogie]

Literally no media will condemn him for not building the wall. Breitbart maybe but they're not television so why would Trump give a fuck?

Trump can now just become a Democrat as Fox News will never betray him.

 

[AmayaPapaya]

Even Trump likes people that arent incompetent. This is not the timeline I expected, but it is good to see Trump making some deals.

 

[jbug617]

I wonder if they told him they will give him some kind of tax reform. That seems like his main goal right now.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

He's getting played like a sap by these two. It's almost hilarious how easily they're making him agree to deals that are terrible for him and his party.

Pelosi and Schumer are like the Rigmas from that episode of Saved by the Bell. They are probably just trying to see how much shit they can get Trump's stupid ass to go along with.

 

[Rentahamster]

Is that true?

https://www.cbp.gov/newsroom/stats/sw-border-migration

Check the stats from February to August in FY2017 and compare them to the same time period in FY2016.

 

[Tcab96]

Well a face turn in the storyline usually results in Vince suddenly showing up and wrecking everything

Ladies and gentlemen, I expect that gif of Vince strolling toward the ring but with Mueller's head on Vince's shoulders on my desk by noon. Extra to whoever throws in a quick cut to Trump's :O face.

 

[jabuseika]

Trump voters can't hold all those L's.

 

[FunkyMunkey]

where those purity test lefties right now? schumer and pelosi still need to fuck off right

 

[ArkhamFantasy]

I wonder if they told him they will give him some kind of tax reform. That seems like his main goal right now.

His main goal is for "Wins" and positive media coverage. He was getting L's and bad media coverage when working with republicans.

 

[elrechazado]

Republicans must be confused af.

Why? Ryan and others have specifically been working with pelosi to legislate daca.

 

[jerry113]

Be kind of funny and fucked up if Trump starts seriously working with democrats only for Mueller to swoop in and kick his ass out of the White House.

knowing the timeline we live in now, this wouldn't surprise me in the least anymore.

 

[Merc_]

I'm gonna laugh if the fact he got positive coverage from last time was actually a factor in this.

 

[Brock Reiher]

where those purity test lefties right now? schumer and pelosi still need to fuck off right

Look, protecting immigrants is good and obviously wall funding would be bad, but they really couldn't negotiate universal health care while they were at it? Really?

 

[GillianSeed79]

This is like professional wrestling or something. Why is Trump turning baby face now after being the ultimate piece of shit heel? Do Pelosi and Schumer have the pee tape? How long before the right starts calling Trump a secret Democrat. Are we about to be attacked by White Walkers or something? It's awesome but what the fuck is going on?

 

[PillarEN]

No wall? The hell was the point voting for Trump then?

 

[skullmuffins]

WH spin incoming:

Sarah Sanders
@PressSec
While DACA and border security were both discussed, excluding the wall was certainly not agreed to.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

This is like professional wrestling or something. Why is Trump turning baby face now after being the ultimate piece of shit heel? Do Pelosi and Schumer have the pee tape? How long before the right starts calling Trump a secret Democrat. Are we about to be attacked by White Walkers or something? It's awesome but what the fuck is going on?

Because he's a sociopath who is loyal to nobody. He wants to read some good headlines about himself to satisfy his ego.

 

[Pilgrimzero]

Just more proof that Trump is playing 463rd dimensional chess.

 

[Tripon]

Well a face turn in the storyline usually results in Vince suddenly showing up and wrecking everything

Not according to the story line.

 

[chaos789]

They need to hurry up and convince him climate change is real and to have Scott Pruitt thrown out the door for someone actually qualified to run the EPA who has not sued the EPA 14 times.

 

[Einchy]

WH spin incoming:

Sarah Sanders
@PressSec
While DACA and border security were both discussed, excluding the wall was certainly not agreed to.

I'm glad they aren't backing away from the DACA statement. I'm very hopeful now when days ago I had no hope.

 

[Rentahamster]

https://twitter.com/PressSec/status/908153680259686400

While DACA and border security were both discussed, excluding the wall was certainly not agreed to.

Does that mean that the AP tweet should be interpreted as:

BREAKING: Schumer, Pelosi announce deal with Trump to protect young immigrants; will include border security, but no wall.

==

They announce a deal to protect young immigrants. The deal includes border security, but does not mention anything about a wall.

This would mean that the deal just doesn't mention a wall, not that the deal specifically includes a provision for no wall.

Or not, and the hand doesn't know what the brain doesn't know what the ass is doing in the white house.

 

[Hickbilly Deluxe]

Trump playing nice since the republicans themselves wont, getting stronger border security while protecting the ones already here.

I wonder what the unwritten part of the deal is.

 

[Dead Prince]

Yeah, I think it's just saying they reached a deal on border funding outside of discussing the wall.

They probably put it in a way that Trump doesn't understand so he's going to just do what they say lol

 

[Kayhan]

19 dimensional pivot.

 

[Stinkles]

If I wanted to be impeached yet previously had an unassailable barrier to that, this is literally what I'd do.

Is six too many dimensions?

 

[Ninja Scooter]

Forget the wall, the fact that this protects DACA is going to piss off a lot of his shithead fanbase.

 

[RDreamer]

If Pelosi is one of the ones to get Trump to enshrine DACA into law I don't wanna hear jack shit from anyone else against her liberal credentials or her ability to kick ass and take names ever again. She should go down as one of the better Dem leaders out there.

 

[gogosox82]

Got this from PoliGAF: Feels a bit like Schumer/Pelosi are jumping the gun/headline is off

That doesn't sound like a deal is in place then.

 

[Inuhanyou]

what is with trump all of a sudden not being a monster on some issues? did he hit his head or something

*edit*

so no deal or..?

 

[Electric Eye]

WH spin incoming:

Sarah Sanders
@PressSec
While DACA and border security were both discussed, excluding the wall was certainly not agreed to.

In a Trump presidency this statement doesn't mean much.

 

[Phreaker]

I'm highly skeptical.

 

[Brock Reiher]

Trumps awake and tweeting but he waiting to comment on this until he sees if CNN and Morning Joe say nice things about him.

 

[Ithil]

You can tell from the statements that "bipartisan" is the latest new word Trump learned that he says nonstop.

 

[acheron_xl]

Hmm seems like dems found a way to work with trump for now. Get what they want and give him positive news coverage.

It's like a macro version of the person who works for exposure instead of money.

 

[TheBaldEmperor]

Jeff Sessions face is probably as red as Bob the tomato right now. Wish I could have seen his face when he heard this.