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Schwarzenegger Signs Bill Banning Sex with Corpses

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Ninja Scooter

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"Remember when i said i'd bone you last?"
 
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Pimpwerx

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Why the hell do they sign so many stupid bills banning crazy things like this? Yeah, it's fucking sick and gross, but is this something that the legal system needs to be concerned with? Or is there some sort of potential cash cow in the form of necropheliac fine revenue? I really don't get it. PEACE.
 
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Stryder

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I needed to make a post here to put it next to the thread at the top of OT at the moemnt (zombie hookers in RE apocolypse :lol )
 
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Gribbix

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Pimpwerx said:
Why the hell do they sign so many stupid bills banning crazy things like this? Yeah, it's fucking sick and gross, but is this something that the legal system needs to be concerned with? Or is there some sort of potential cash cow in the form of necropheliac fine revenue? I really don't get it. PEACE.
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"Prosecutors didn't have anything to charge these people with other than breaking and entering. But if they worked in a mortuary in the first place, prosecutors couldn't even charge them with that," Ochoa said.

The state's first attempt to outlaw necrophilia, in response to a case of a man charged with having sex with the corpse of a 4-year-old girl in Southern California, stalled last year in a legislative committee.
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Grizzlyjin

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Supersonic, idiotic, disconnecting, not respecting, who would really ever wanna go and top that
Eugh, I hate this world. Its not bad enough that they're dead...but 4 years old. Fucking animal.
 
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Ripclawe

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XMonkey said:
"stalled last year in a legislative committee. "

Who the fuck would be against this.
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http://www.sfexaminer.com/article/index.cfm/i/050504n_necro

A law making necrophilia a crime was brought before the state Legislature last year in response to another case in San Bernardino, where a man was charged with having sex with the corpse of a 4-year-old girl. In response to that case, Assemblywoman Sharon Runner, R-Lancaster, introduced a bill that would have made necrophilia a felony crime punishable by up to eight years in prison.

The bill was killed in the state Senate's Public Safety Committee because members hesitated at making necrophilia a felony and therefore eligible for California's controversial three-strikes law, according to Runner's office.
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ConfusingJazz

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XMonkey said:
"stalled last year in a legislative committee. "

Who the fuck would be against this.
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Probably some asshole senator managed to stick on an amendment that gave each of his constiuents a million dollars or something, so the party can then say about the people that voted against it support having sex with dead people in the next election.

Haven't you learned anything from politics?
 
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Diablos

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Hey! Way to go ahhnold, our economy sucks, our president sucks, a lot of social issues suck but MAN I am so happy that you put a ban on fucking corpses. :rolleyes

People that sick are going to most likely do it ANYWAY...
 
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Matt

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A law making necrophilia a crime was brought before the state Legislature last year in response to another case in San Bernardino, where a man was charged with having sex with the corpse of a 4-year-old girl. In response to that case, Assemblywoman Sharon Runner, R-Lancaster, introduced a bill that would have made necrophilia a felony crime punishable by up to eight years in prison.
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It's not like this law would have made this man go to jail, what with ex post facto and all.
 
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White Man

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Useless law. The kids will just do it like we did back in the good ol' days in PA -- on the street corners, in back alleys, and in the back seats of cars. I can't stand this systematic stripping of our freedoms. Legalize it. Now.

EDIT: Also legalize same-sex corpse-living duder marriage. The don't mention them in the Bible, so they must be okay.
 
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JoshuaJSlone

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Diablos said:
Hey! Way to go ahhnold, our economy sucks, our president sucks, a lot of social issues suck but MAN I am so happy that you put a ban on fucking corpses. :rolleyes

People that sick are going to most likely do it ANYWAY...
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Maybe. But now they can't do it repeatedly.
 
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Dan

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The bill was killed in the state Senate's Public Safety Committee because members hesitated at making necrophilia a felony and therefore eligible for California's controversial three-strikes law, according to Runner's office.
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I'm having a hard time figuring out how someone could possibly argue this without jeopardizing their political careers. In order to say that making necrophilia a felony would be a problem for the three strikes law, you'd have to basically say, "hey, it's not that bad." Crazy.
 
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Hitokage

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Dead people can't offer informed consent. As long as they didn't waste much time debating this bill, and as long as the bill does nothing but ban necrophilic sex... more power to them.

But yeah, I can see some debate going on just what punishment to give for it.
 
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BlackMage

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Hitokage said:
Dead people can't offer informed consent. As long as they didn't waste much time debating this bill, and as long as the bill does nothing but ban necrophilic sex... more power to them.

But yeah, I can see some debate going on just what punishment to give for it.
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seriously, imo, if you are out having sex with corpses, some jailtime sounds quite appropriate.
 
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Hitokage

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Jonny said:
seriously, imo, if you are out having sex with corpses, some jailtime sounds quite appropriate.
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Certainly, but how much? IMO, they should just copy over normal sex offender penalties and tweak them slightly.
 
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ShadowRed

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Jonny said:
seriously, imo, if you are out having sex with corpses, some jailtime sounds quite appropriate.
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Why, who are they hurting? It's not right and unseemly, but to throw people in jail for not harming anyone sounds rediculas to me. Fine them, maybe even have to register as a sex offender, but jail, please.
 
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Dan

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ShadowRed said:
Why, who are they hurting?
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What about the victim's family? I don't think a simple fine and sex offender title really does much for either justice or to deter the act much.
 
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Sir Willoughby

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It's not just about digging up a body and going at-it. It's also about having one more charge to bring up on those that murder and then have sex with victim. More time to serve,one more strike to life-without. How can any sane and rational person have a problem with this.
 
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ShadowRed

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Dan said:
What about the victim's family? I don't think a simple fine and sex offender title really does much for either justice or to deter the act much.
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Bullshit, they are not physically hurting the family. Throwing someone in jail because they hurt someone feelings is bullshit. What's with everyone wanting to throw anyone in jail that makes them feel bad about themselves, fucking please? Like I said a fine some community service or even make them have to ID themselves as a sex offender for a few years is more than enough to make them think about what they did. Thowing someone in jail with people who more than likely have hurt someone and probably don't have a problem hurting someone else inthe future is stupid.
 
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ShadowRed

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Sir Willoughby said:
It's not just about digging up a body and going at-it. It's also about having one more charge to bring up on those that murder and then have sex with victim. More time to serve,one more strike to life-without. How can any sane and rational person have a problem with this.
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More BS so you're saying that passed this law so now when a guy kills someone and then has sex with them, which by the way probably doesn't happen in 1% of murder cases, the perpetrator will get life + 5 years versus before they only got life. :rolleyes
 
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The Shadow

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ShadowRed said:
Bullshit, they are not physically hurting the family. Throwing someone in jail because they hurt someone feelings is bullshit.
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Don't you ever get tired of making the dumbest arguments in a thread?
 
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ShadowRed

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The Shadow said:
Don't you ever get tired of making the dumbest arguments in a thread?
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WTF are you talking about? How is it dumb? Throwing people in jail because someone did nothing too physically or monetarily harm another person is bullshit. I don't mean to come off as an advocate for dead body humping people; I'm not but to throw people in jail for screwing with someone emotions fucking ignorant. Making the body humper pay out of their pocket or pick up garbage on the side of the road for 80 hours or making them have to embarrass themselves by reporting as a sex offender is more than enough punishment for the crime in which they have committed.
 
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Joeholley

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WTF are you talking about? How is it dumb? Throwing people in jail because someone did nothing too physically or monetarily harm another person is bullshit.
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Riiiight. Cause I certainly don't think the emotional trauma involved with finding out that a mortitian had sex with your dead 4-year-old daughter would be significant in any way. Trying to claim that this doesn't harm other people is a tough position to hold. I like your attempt to limit it to 'physically or monetarily' though. Nice try.
 
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