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[Cockles & Whelks]

That's a headline you don't see every day.

Scientists Call For Pablo Escobar's 'Cocaine Hippos' To Be Culled

There were originally just four of the creatures, but now it is believed there could be as many as 100

www.google.com

 

[Prison Mike]

So theres hippos made out of cocaine...

 

[bitbydeath]

Why not farm them for meat?

 

[DeepEnigma]

More animals feeling the wrath due to the selfishness of man.

 

[Woo-Fu]

Environmentalists have been attempting to sterilise the animals, but it is difficult to find them, and just as difficult to find their reproductive organs - with males boasting retractable testes.

As such, government environmentalist David Echeverri Lopez said he's only been able to castrate around one hippo a year, with the population estimated to grow by roughly 10 percent a year.

This guy's job is to castrate hippos and he manages to do "around one hippo a year". Talk about government workers.

 

[King of Foxes]

 

[AJUMP23]

This guy's job is to castrate hippos and he manages to do "around one hippo a year". Talk about government workers.

How eager would you be to castrate a hippo?

 

[Woo-Fu]

How eager would you be to castrate a hippo?

About as eager as I am to play Fallout 76.

 

[Rentahamster]

It sucks but that might be the more humane and environmentally responsible option.

Invasive species can devastate an ecosystem.

 

[Futurematic]

Why not farm them for meat?

I hear lake cow bacon is delicious!

 

[West Texas CEO]

It sucks but that might be the more humane and environmentally responsible option.

Invasive species can devastate an ecosystem.

 

[nush]

This guy's job is to castrate hippos and he manages to do "around one hippo a year". Talk about government workers.

If he completes the job he's out of work though.

 

[Peggies]

If he completes the job he's out of work though.

That really calls for a start up!
Wherever a hippo needs castration, he'll be there.

 

[Sevenfold]

This guy's job is to castrate hippos and he manages to do "around one hippo a year". Talk about government workers.

It did say the testes are hard to find. Man the sense of accomplishment when he finally gets his hands on that fat mammal dick.

 

[dr_octagon]

Why not farm them for meat?

the locals aren't that hungry, hungry

 

[ScarletSpider]

A cocaine hippo is just a BBW that likes blow.

 

[Woo-Fu]

If he completes the job he's out of work though.

He should switch to critical race theory then, even easier work and the job can't be completed.

 

[Tschumi]

3 hippos building a population in a sweaty jungle... Naughty