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[Keyser Soze]

Nope

Thanks. I think the crowd just answered before you

 

[Spider from Mars]

And the Triple H wank fest isn't?

HHH is entertaining and doesn't dress like Kevin Smith

 

[jobber]

go back to Canada you bum

 

[blackaroni]

I wonder if Hostages or The Black List is any good.

 

[bigosc2k]

HHH is entertaining and doesn't dress like Kevin Smith

I'm sorry I laughed

 

[Joeki11a]

He needs run down the list of loses, to Cena live on Raw to

To Rock twice back to back ppv, to Taker in the biggest match ever, to

Brock lesnar.

 

[Keyser Soze]

This makes about as much sense to me, as the "You are the New York Yankees" line

 

[Spider from Mars]

Why are we talking about real sports? Real sports are fucking boring. This is Cena levels of bad.

 

[HarryDemeanor]

Does JTG still have a job?

 

[The Frankman]

THAT'S NOT PG PUNK

 

[darkside31337]

THIS IS NOT PG

 

[mightynine]

Punk don't care 'bout dat TV-PG.

He's got Johnny's scooter!

 

[Razorskin]

go back to Canada you bum

He's from Chicago you idiot

 

[Thorakai]

Punk can't really cut a good, believable promo if he doesn't yell out insults or dish out dirtsheet dribble it seems.

 

[Ultratech]

Is this a Blackhawks promo or a Punk promo?

Pretty amusing though.

 

[GaimeGuy]

Heyman <3

 

[antonz]

haha Heyman

 

[bigosc2k]

Oh god Paul on a scooter this is going to be good.

 

[MegaKungFuRadio]

Scooters always get tremendous heat for heels, it's amazing.

 

[The Main Event]

Bitch.

 

[darkside31337]

holy shit rofl

 

[slightconfuse]

people power scooter!!

 

[Pristine_Condition]

Heyman in a Rascal is even better than I imagined Heyman in a wheelchair would be.

 

[Ultratech]

Scooters always get tremendous heat for heels, it's amazing.

I blame Wal-Mart.

 

[Spider from Mars]

Has he mentioned Chicago yet?

 

[NihonTiger90]

Huh. Punk in a Blackhawks jersey.

...

KILL THAT SON OF A BITCH, RYBACK. #fuckthehawks #gowings

 

[krae_man]

Battleground is empty. There's still at least 120 tickets in the first 5 rows still available. God, I'm going to be the only one there.

WWE would rather put on a PPV in front of a crowd of 1 in Buffalo then a sell out crowd in Toronto.

 

[blackaroni]

Has he mentioned Chicago yet?

I don't know....is that the city they're in?

Edit: oh shit Heyman.

 

[Pristine_Condition]

Man...Heyman. Sooooooo Good.

 

[truthiness]

Heyman in a Rascal is even better than I imagined Heyman in a wheelchair would be.

Yes . This is the real must see TV right here!

 

[Dark Ninja]

Remember when he was champion how he looked like a crackhead?
Like he didnt sleep in weeks?

This guy looks young and rested

 

[mightynine]

Punk/Heyman should never end. I don't care if it makes little to no sense.

 

[LoneWolf296]

Raw has been really stale and awful tonight. More Big Show rape punches, more double countouts, more Heyman/Punk shoots where neither have anything to say anymore.

At least I can finally see Strobogo's WCW gifs again on my phone thanks to ios7

 

[G-Fex]

Call him a toolbox punk!

 

[Pristine_Condition]

What we need--nay, what we should DEMAND, are vignettes of Heyman driving his Rascal around all the various cities to get Physical Therapy.

 

[bigosc2k]

Huh. Punk in a Blackhawks jersey.

...

KILL THAT SON OF A BITCH, RYBACK. #fuckthehawks #gowings

Why are you using hash tags in neogaf?

 

[Valentus]

WWE BRINGS TO YOU THIS IMAGE COURTESY OF WWE.COM

WWE.COM IS A SPONSOR OF WWE

 

[Ultratech]

I had to laugh at Punk looking behind himself for a sec there.

He's learning!

 

[Spider from Mars]

Punk was super corny tonight. Channeling John Boy. Heyman saved us all from that garbage sports talk.

 

[darkside31337]

Heyman <3

 

[Joeki11a]

I called it the hometown beat down

 

[mightynine]

That can't be Johnny's scooter. People Power never runs out.

 

[Serpentine]

Punk/Heyman should never end. I don't care if it makes little to no sense.

Heyman should debut a new Paul Heyman Guy every week that Punk just dominates as Heyman gets more and more desperate

 

[The Frankman]

Punk is a moron news at 11

 

[Original Famous Ray]

lol Rybully knocked over Axel

 

[G-Fex]

Send this short order cook back to his kitchen

 

[El Pescado]

Did Punk say he was gonna rape Heyman?

 

[GaimeGuy]

Heyman is amazing.

 

[Joeki11a]

I mean Bald champ Punk, that punk was just exhausted...

now he looks like a lil boy, there he looked old rugged skinny

 

[Ultratech]

Dat kick!

I think Genesis might be dead.