Serial masturbator Jeffrey Toobin back on CNN

Getting fired for gross misconduct at work isn't cancel culture. Getting fired for a tweet outside of work is.

If he was fired for soliciting a prostitute after clocking out I would say it's unfair. This guy was jerking it in the middle of a work meeting. Are you kidding me?
 
Punished Miku said:
including the people on the call who saw it.
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People on the call:
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CNN with the hard hitting, ever relevant coverage.

I bet that guy's grateful to have his job back. Probably thought they were yanking his chain at first. I mean, at long as he's good at his job, I don't mind. I don't want see this jerk off the air. Let's just hope this has humbled the network off of masturbatory "we're the best, our crew is the best, get wrecked rhetoric for awhile. It's clear they're only fucking themselves with that attitude.
 
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CNN is shit so let's promote cancel culture to make sure everything is shittier?
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it's not even really a promotion of cancel culture, it's more about the fundamental basics of individuals being able to be consistent in reason. if someone with that ideology has no issue at all with removing people then when that person falls victim to their own rules they should be appropriately punished and not this wildly uneven application of punishment. Think about if a person cannot even follow the rules they've set forth what chance at all is there they'd follow the rules set forth by others. The only lesson he's learned is that the rules don't apply to him and he can treat others on completely different standards from himself.
 
You Americans and your pearl clutching every time you see some cock or titty nipple.. over here we'd call that a funny as fuck
 
This is kind of a step up for CNN. Admitting they are a bunch of jerk offs is the first (possible) step to regaining a shred of credibility.
 
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I actually think that was a cool segment. I think its a good thing they're keeping him employed. Who honestly cares that he masturbates? It was clearly an accident. I honestly can't believe that anyone actually sincerely cares, including the people on the call who saw it.
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Sorry bud, if some twat starting jerking one out on a Zoom call to me i'd want him removed, from life.
 
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I actually think that was a cool segment. I think its a good thing they're keeping him employed. Who honestly cares that he masturbates? It was clearly an accident. I honestly can't believe that anyone actually sincerely cares, including the people on the call who saw it.
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This kind of thinking only applies to "elites." In the regular people world dudes get let go for going a few minutes over their break or completely trivial things that employers won't even bother to explain to you.


If you masterbate on a zoom call you show carelessness, lack of technical skills, and bad judgement. Every day in this country someone will be fired for far less. But connected people? Different rules.
 
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What makes him "serial" masturbator, was he caught more than one?
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I think most people are serial masturbators to one degree or another. They just don't do it while on work related video chat.

I'm quite certain that a guy who had a short break during a zoom chat for work and decided he needed a quick wank, has some experience.
 
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In the age of #Metoo, CNN spits in its face. This guy jerked off on camera during a work call! Anyone that's defending that is a grade A degenerate.

However, if there's any silver lining here it's that it further marginalizes Metoo, which quickly got co-opted into a political movement so they could take out inconvenient people. It was about the woman for a week, at best.
 
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I don't care about him getting fired. He fucked up, lost his job, it's his just desserts for not being more careful. But calling him a degenerate? Nah.
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You're telling me that he couldn't wait to yank his chain long enough to finish all of his meetings first? In the segment she said it was during a break in his meeting. Yeah, I'd call that a degenerate or at least an addict. You don't see me going into the parking lot at my office in the middle of the day to get my rocks off.
 
Nuttin wrong with a little jerk while at work, but he must have huge balls to do it on a video call, but I guess we would need to ask a co worker to get confirmation of that.
 
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You're telling me that he couldn't wait to yank his chain long enough to finish all of his meetings first? In the segment she said it was during a break in his meeting. Yeah, I'd call that a degenerate or at least an addict. You don't see me going into the parking lot at my office in the middle of the day to get my rocks off.
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I'm somewhat intrigued. Was he jerking it to one of the New Yorker females on the call? Was he on PornHub or something? Using his imagination? Does it matter?! So many layers....


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Amazing reporter news guy and something bad happened sure let him back and keep him off zoom lol
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See that's actually, if I'm being honest, one of the most interesting facets of this. Jeffrey Toobin isn't some superb legal analyst that provides amazingly brilliant commentary. He's easily replaced, he's a commodity of which there is a huge supply in the academy and private sector of much higher quality. So, why is CNN picking this hill to stand on? Fire the loser and move on, hire someone who hasn't tried to pay a fellow network contributor's younger daughter to abort his love child. He's clearly trouble, clean house.
 
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CNN with the hard hitting, ever relevant coverage.

I bet that guy's grateful to have his job back. Probably thought they were yanking his chain at first. I mean, at long as he's good at his job, I don't mind. I don't want see this jerk off the air. Let's just hope this has humbled the network off of masturbatory "we're the best, our crew is the best, get wrecked rhetoric for awhile. It's clear they're only fucking themselves with that attitude.
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Well done.
 
Dr.Morris79 said:
Sorry bud, if some twat starting jerking one out on a Zoom call to me i'd want him removed, from life.
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Removed from life? As in killed?

If you saw someone masturbate you would want them to die?
 
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