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[Nif]

Is that Lisa Turtle?

Aziz Ansari

 

[TrumanBurbank]

sucks that these people represent the current generation of comic actors. i <3 franco but can't stand cera, rogen or hill. could not be more fucking unfunny.

I thought Jonah Hill was as funny as cancer until I saw 21 Jump Street. Watch that if you hate him. Hilarious movie.

 

[Escape Goat]

How the fuck they thought replacing Craig Robinson with Rihanna is a good idea? I rather see a dolphin get raped on screen than that woman.

Did she kill your dog or something? We don't rape dolphins here. Thats the terrorist law.

 

[Volimar]

Emma Watson really stands out here in an odd way. Aside from her, its the usual group of shitheels who make movies together. Dropping Hermione in there is straight up WTF?

Between this and the Sofia Coppola movie, Watson definitely will have the most successful post-HP career of the three leads though, easily.

I liked the Woman in Black.

 

[maquiladora]

My arm is bigger than her leg.

Then your arm must also be bigger than the leg of the girl in your profile, Lee Min Jung, whats the problem?

 

[Good Job Bob]

Then your arm must also be bigger than the leg of the girl in your profile, Lee Min Jung, whats the problem?

Caught him red-handed, he's a total hypocrite.

 

[Extra Sauce]

It's funny and sad because this is true. Rudd hasn't been funny since Anchorman.

I like him. The delivery of this line is a great example of why I like him.

 

[brianjones]

seeking a white knight for the end of the world

 

[Plexirvones]

 

[Deleted member 81567]

Oh god.

 

[Derrick01]

Did they just look at every R rated comedy that's come out in the last 5 years and hire their actors for this movie? I don't even know if I'm looking forward to it or not since half these people annoy the hell out of me.

 

[Volimar]

Did they just look at every R rated comedy that's come out in the last 5 years and hire their actors for this movie? I don't even know if I'm looking forward to it or not since half these people annoy the hell out of me.

Look on the bright side. Maybe you'll get to see them die.

 

[plainr_]

I hope we can expect Aziz to be like Tom Haverford in this.

 

[MIMIC]

Jonah Hill as Jonah Hill
Emma Watson as Emma Watson
Rihanna as Rihanna
James Franco as James Franco
Jason Segel as Jason Segel
Seth Rogen as Seth Rogen
Jay Baruchel as Jay Baruchel
Danny McBride as Danny McBride
Aziz Ansari as Aziz Ansari

:-/

 

[Derrick01]

Look on the bright side. Maybe you'll get to see them die.

If Ansari and McBride die in it then I will consider the movie a success and my money well spent.

 

[Kaako]

I like the cast. Will watch.

 

[KevinCow]

Did they just look at every R rated comedy that's come out in the last 5 years and hire their actors for this movie? I don't even know if I'm looking forward to it or not since half these people annoy the hell out of me.

Yes, what a bizarre concept that Seth Rogen would call up his real life friends, who he is friends with because he's been in movies with them, to be in a movie about Seth Rogen and his friends.

 

[Derrick01]

Yes, what a bizarre concept that Seth Rogen would call up his real life friends, who he is friends with because he's been in movies with them, to be in a movie about Seth Rogen and his friends.

So it's like an Adam Sandler movie then? Chances are probably high it'll be as bad as one that's for sure.

 

[Messypandas]

It's funny and sad because this is true. Rudd hasn't been funny since Anchorman.

Watch Our Idiot Brother. Naow

 

[VillageNinja]

So these unfunny fucks finally ran out of ideas.

 

[TheKaeptain]

Caught him red-handed, he's a total hypocrite.

Difference being LMJ doesn't look like a boy nor could she be passed off as her brother.

 

[KevinCow]

So it's like an Adam Sandler movie then? Chances are probably high it'll be as bad as one that's for sure.

No. The movie is literally about Seth Rogen and his friends. He is playing himself. His friends are playing themselves. That's the point of the movie. Hiring other actors who he is not friends with would completely miss the point of the movie.

 

[News Bot]

...I like most of the cast (well, their movies). Barring Rhianna. Don't know who some of the rest are.

Spoiler

watson smash must

 

[Plexirvones]

 

[TrumanBurbank]

Loving the pictures Plexirvones

 

[MrPing1000]

Sounds awesome to me.

 

[Meier]

Poor Jay Baruchel. Essentially getting squeezed out of a movie that was previously called Jay and Seth Versus the Apocalypse!

 

[TrumanBurbank]

Poor Jay Baruchel. Essentially getting squeezed out of a movie that was previously called Jay and Seth Versus the Apocalypse!

He got Allison Pill. No feeling sorry for him.

 

[Socreges]

Dang.... you are ridiculous, GAF.

Outside of Rihanna and Cera, I like every actor involved and think they're funny. Even Cera I don't mind so much - he's just repetitive. Hopefully this turns out well.

 

[KevinCow]

Poor Jay Baruchel. Essentially getting squeezed out of a movie that was previously called Jay and Seth Versus the Apocalypse!

That's him, right?

 

[Zaptruder]

Why because I don't like ugly chicks with giant foreheads, shitty comedians that act the same in every movie, or chicks that look like a third world malnourished National Geographic cover model?

Yes, because you make imbecillically hyperbolic and hypocrtical comments in order to get attention to distract from what must be a pretty sad and pathetic little life.

 

[bud]

Why because I don't like ugly chicks with giant foreheads, shitty comedians that act the same in every movie, or chicks that look like a third world malnourished National Geographic cover model?

... but the girls in your avatars have less meat on their bones than emma watson.

 

[Meier]

That's him, right?

Oh yeah, he's still in it.. but it was a co-starring vehicle for him before. Now he's not in the title and he's got a million more famous people than him in it, hah.

 

[Jimothy]

I can't wait for The World's End...sigh

 

[Head of Vengarl]

ITT: Haters hating.

Pretty much. I didn't know that so many people hated Ansari, Rogen, Segel, McBride, Hill, Rudd, and Cera. I think they're all awesome. But hey this is GAF I guess.

 

[Bombadil]

Ten points to Gryffindor!

 

[DarkChronic]

This sounds like it could be amazing. Surprised at all the negativity.

 

[News Bot]

That's him, right?

Can't un-see dick.

 

[wenis]

Can't un-see dick.

Thats how he got the smoking redhead behind the drums

Pretty much. I didn't know that so many people hated Ansari, Rogen, Segel, McBride, Hill, Rudd, and Cera. I think they're all awesome. But hey this is GAF I guess.

GAF is made up of a large userbase that has such exquisite taste in media that these actors are nothing to them. Mere peasants in the field of acting.

 

[ConsumerSquare]

God I am so fucking sick of these people. I can already vaguely remember enduring this thing even though it isn't out yet. I was so sure it would be terrible and I hated the thought of sitting through the predictably "quirky" dialogue and celebrity cameos that all these pieces of shit throw at me. Then my wife got pissed at me for never wanting to do things that she wants to do, which led to a big fight because I am normally pretty open to anything, but we've seen this movie 50 goddamned times already, so why can't we just do something else and she can rent this one night when I'm at work.

But of course I caved because I love her and it was a 3rd week matinee and the theater sells booze, so we went, and it was the same miserable noise that I've come to expect from Saul Roguddeal, and all I remember is that she barely laughed. Yet to this day she will swear it was funny, but I know she's being dishonest.

 

[ScrubJay]

So they're making a whole movie out of one of the chapters of World War Z? Meh, could be better than the actual WWZ movie by the sounds of it.

 

[CB3]

Could be my favorite thing in the history of the earth. I dont give a fuuuuck.

 

[iammeiam]

So they're making a whole movie out of one of the chapters of World War Z? Meh, could be better than the actual WWZ movie by the sounds of it.

I figure it'll end with the twist reveal that the whole apocalypse and party were staged to be part of a reality TV show, like a Punk'd reboot, and everything's actually fine.

If they want to have everyone take the World War Z chapter's path up until the reveal, that'd be fantastic. But I'm guessing the worst thing that will happen is unlikely pairings for apocalypse sex.

 

[Good Job Bob]

I figure it'll end with the twist reveal that the whole apocalypse and party were staged to be part of a reality TV show, like a Punk'd reboot, and everything's actually fine.

If they want to have everyone take the World War Z chapter's path up until the reveal, that'd be fantastic. But I'm guessing the worst thing that will happen is unlikely pairings for apocalypse sex.

The Michael Cera-Rihanna sex scene is going to be incredible.

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

Martin Starr? Oh hell yes.

Not enough people commenting on this. Guy was fucking great in Party Down.

 

[Deleted member 8095]

I will watch anything with Jason Segel in it.

 

[TrumanBurbank]

Last one. I promise.

 

[Bombadil]

Martin Starr? Oh hell yes.

Jonah Hill gained a lot of weight back.

 

[Good Job Bob]

Not enough people commenting on this. Guy was fucking great in Party Down.

Party Down?! Any true Martin Starr fan knows his best work is Freaks and Geeks.

 

[lazybones18]

Not enough people commenting on this. Guy was fucking great in Party Down.

Never watched it. Only know him from NTSF:SD:SVU