Share a little secret about yourself, and make it sexual :-)

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I hate reading my own writing. I don't read in general...which makes me think every word I write is terrible. For some reason...I keep doing it.
 
People think I'm a really talented person who is going places.
I actually have no talents and will probably end up homeless.
 
YesNOnoNOYes said:
ORLY????

What was site name plz
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It was called "T.U.R.K.S.," if I recall correctly. Specialized in Turk fanfiction, which, as you can imagine, is a niche of a niche. :D

It's been defunct since the early 2000s, though. I don't think it exists at all now. Farewell, sweet Turk fanfiction!


Secret #2:

My own fanfiction on this topic is still online and is 47,899 words apparently. *_* That's about 180 page novel...?
 
I don't own my own car.
 
I'm pretty scared of posting on GAF most of the time. Scared of saying something that will offend someone else, because they misunderstood my text or the way I wrote something. I'm a very nice person but people often misunderstand my text to be sarcasm. I don't know why. :<

Added that smiley at the end to make my post appear less sarcastic.
 
I'm extremely self conscious about my weight but since the start of summer, I have been losing weight. I have only told a handful of people my actual weight, which was 294, but as of yesterday, I have lost about 30~ pounds over the past 3 months and I don't plan on stopping.
 
Firo said:
I'm extremely self conscious about my weight but since the start of summer, I have been losing weight. I have only told a handful of people my actual weight, which was 294, but as of yesterday, I have lost about 30~ pounds over the past 3 months and I don't plan on stopping.
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You should be shouting this from the rooftops rather than trying to hide it! Acknowledging that you have a problem and having the strength and determination to do something about it is an awesome feat.
 
Kilrogg said:
Hey, if 15k is chump change to you you can still rewire it to my account you know ;). I'll gladly unburden you.
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Haha, nah, I know it's alot, but when you had like ten times that amount... Oh well, my sister got some money and me and my girl are going to Jamaaaaica 2 weeks, all inclusive. :)

I'm actually in a weird way glad I stopped when I was atleast going plus. Never start gambling, guys. It's addictive as hell and you might just end up with a lifelong debt.
 
Sniper McBlaze said:
Haha, nah, I know it's alot, but when you had like ten times that amount... Oh well, my sister got some money and me and my girl are going to Jamaaaaica 2 weeks, all inclusive. :)

I'm actually in a weird way glad I stopped when I was atleast going plus. Never start gambling, guys. It's addictive as hell and you might just end up with a lifelong debt.
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Yeah, be glad you still got some money left. Good for you.

Just FYI, a while ago my family got an inheritance from some distant family member I'd never even heard about who died. Our individual shares of the inheritance amounted to €15,000, so you can see where I'm coming from :p.
 
Sniper McBlaze said:
I recently won about 120000 dollars gambling. Gambled away all except like 15000 dollar. Now I feel like shit. Back to poverty, lol!
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That 15 are still enough to get that 120 back.

Just keep playing.


no, don't


Only time I ever was "gambling" I put 2€ in a machine and won 10€ right away.

Stopped for the rest of the evening right away.
Spend the rest watching a buddy spending 60 and winning nothing.
 
Randam said:
That 15 are still enough to get that 120 back.

Just keep playing.


no, don't
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Yeah, good idea! ;D

Nah, gambling scares me now. The rush you got from winning that kind of money... It was pretty why I kept on going, to feel it again. On the contrary, the feeling of losing was pretty much the shittiest thing you can feel. Especially afterwards when you realize that if you'd invested that money you'd be set for life. Oh well. I'll survive. :)
 
Sniper McBlaze said:
Yeah, good idea! ;D

Nah, gambling scares me now. The rush you got from winning that kind of money... It was pretty why I kept on going, to feel it again. On the contrary, the feeling of losing was pretty much the shittiest thing you can feel. Especially afterwards when you realize that if you'd invested that money you'd be set for life. Oh well. I'll survive. :)
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What were you playing?
 
I dont want to do anything at all the whole day, i dont particularly care about anything and every day at work just feels like a chore.
 
Ayumi said:
I'm pretty scared of posting on GAF most of the time. Scared of saying something that will offend someone else, because they misunderstood my text or the way I wrote something. I'm a very nice person but people often misunderstand my text to be sarcasm. I don't know why. :<

Added that smiley at the end to make my post appear less sarcastic.
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People misunderstand me a lot too :( I have poor communication skills.
 
Not sure why, but I really like black women. I've never even been with one. I find myself looking at adult entertainment starring ladies of colour more often these days. One thing about myself that I find weird about myself is that I spend an extraordinary time to find the perfect wallpaper for my PC when I change it.
 
Kilrogg said:
This semester? Too slow, more like this month. Heck, this week! Today!
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The upcoming semester starts in less than 1 month :D I wish I could tell her today, but I can't get to meet her until the semester starts :(

Skullface said:
You're going to tell her you're crushing on her? Do people still approach relationships that way?
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Yeah. Is there any other way? How do people approach relationships nowadays? :D I could use some advise here :D
 
Ushiwaka said:
The upcoming semester starts in less than 1 month :D I wish I could tell her today, but I can't get to meet her until the semester starts :(



Yeah. Is there any other way? How do people approach relationships nowadays? :D I could use some advise here :D
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Yeah, there sure is. Telling someone that you have a crush on them instantly sets an expectation and puts pressure on that person. I'd recommend asking this fine young lass out on a date. I feel like this might take some pressure of you and she won't feel like your feelings are in the palm of her hand.

Personally, I feel like telling someone you have a crush on them is tantamount to saying "I find you incredibly attractive, I want you to be my girlfriend and have my babies". I feel like a more appropriate time to tell someone you have a crush on them would be telling your good friend of 15 years that you see a friendship as something more than that. But hey, I could be wrong.
 
Randam said:
You do stuff together and hope the other one starts feeling the same for you.
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Skullface said:
Yeah, there sure is. Telling someone that you have a crush on them instantly sets an expectation and puts pressure on that person. I'd recommend asking this fine young lass out on a date. I feel like this might take some pressure of you and she won't feel like your feelings are in the palm of her hand.

Personally, I feel like telling someone you have a crush on them is tantamount to saying "I find you incredibly attractive, I want you to be my girlfriend and have my babies". I feel like a more appropriate time to tell someone you have a crush on them would be telling your good friend of 15 years that you see a friendship as something more than that. But hey, I could be wrong.
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Thanks for the advice guys! I'm a little inexperienced in this area (as you can tell :D). I hope I don't screw up >.<
 
I have a voice changer that makes my voice sound like a girl and I have auditioned for all-female fandubbing groups and actually make it, I eventually told them and they were cool with me being in an all-girl group without being one.
 
Second secret in thread - My company was recently acquired by a HUGE corporation. Since that happened a year ago, I have done next to nothing. Its like they dont know what to do with me. I was kind of a big deal at my old company, but now, I am just another engineer. I am bored to tears. I cant wait to get into another group within this monster.
 
For about a year now me and my sister have been sleeping with each other.


Sleeping in the same bed as her cause she gets panic attacks easily.
 
I like Mass Effect.
 
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