Share a little secret about yourself, and make it sexual :-)

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T.O.P said:
I give myself bjs when i'm bored and feel lonely

DO NOT try it without doing a lot of stretching first
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I guess mine will be that I've (unsuccessfully) tried to do this since I was 13 and have looked up several guides with no success
 
iRAWRasaurus said:
24 and I only slept with 2 girls. I lack confidences and I am pretty dense when it comes to girls hitting on me. During college, a girl was sitting be hide me, stuck her hand and felt my ass up and I did noting. During a party, a girl went into my room and came back out with one of my dress up shirts on and wearing no pants and I did absolutely noting. I have gotten a few messages over facebook pretty much saying "lets fuck" I never answered back. I was only able to make the connection they wanted to have sex the next day or so. But I never had the balls to make a move..
I always want to try out anal sex for some reason as well
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go for it, if they stimulate your prostate right you're in for an amazing orgasm
 
I am slowly becoming okay with gay porn as a hetero.
Started off with every kink on the internet and soon enough I began to think, well, close enough.

In my defense some of them look effeminate. And no, I'm not Bi.
 
Whenever I go down on a girl, I do my ABCs with my tongue. Like, I don't skip a letter and go on about it in my mind every time, haha
 
mrklaw said:
imagine if you were the kind of person that didn't like the taste of cum, or cum in your mouth generally. As you approached orgasm you'd tear yourself apart - one half anticipating, the other dreading it.
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Yeah I get it to an extent. Just for me? It is so disappointing to get finished by hand after a blowjob.
 
I can't watch porn because I find the camera angles, constant focus on the guys face and also the horrible extreme closeups disgusting.
 
Sword Familiar said:
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Everyone's favorite hentai, huh? You guys are weird.

"Futa" means lid in Japanese
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Thank you for this. This is what I was trying to imagine what "pot lid hentai" was.
 
Acorn said:
Half of my personality is fake.

I used to be really quite shy, still can be sometimes. But I resolved to lie to myself that I was confident and eventually that led to making an alter ego of a vain slightly egotistical over confident dude.

Anything that I actually felt quite self conscious about I changed into one of my "strengths" by over compensating with faux confidence.

Thing is, shit works. Other people will believe the hype if you can convincingly lie to yourself.

So there is me that is on anti depressants and sleeping tablets. Then the other me that thinks his shit doesn't stink and couldn't give two shits about what other people think.

It's fucking exhausting, I mean I know we all wear masks (how you are in a professional work environment vs with close friends etc) but there comes a point that you don't even know who you truly are.
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=vn_PSJsl0LQ
 
Sitting on a girl's chest, bout to jizz on her titties. She's diddling my bawsaq and randomly, unsuspecting, she slips a finger up the bumhole. I orgasm immediately. To this day, best 'gasm of my life. I try to preach the gospel of anus play to all my friends but they're all weirded out by it.
 
Verelios said:
I am slowly becoming okay with gay porn as a hetero.
Started off with every kink on the internet and soon enough I began to think, well, close enough.

In my defense some of them look effeminate. And no, I'm not Bi.
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Sounds like porn addiction to me!
 
terrisus said:
Alright, who's the mod who edited this who wants to know all of our sexual secrets?...
>.>
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I can tell some pretty odd one's now :-D :-(

I'm a germ freak by nature, hate when people cough or sneeze near me.

I refuse to kiss someone directly after having oral sex

I never wear clothes that get certain sexual stains on them (they get thrown out). This also extends to bed sheets, if something untoward happens i never use those sheets again.
 
Eight inches. Around.

Srsly tho, I don't like sleeping with a woman who gets super wet. I end up sticky as hell and just grossed out.
 
ThLunarian said:
I'm using this thread to brag about things I've done that you wouldn't guess by just looking at me.

-I've run with the bulls in Pamplona.

-I was a ballroom dance instructor for 9 months.

-I own three houses.

-I'm the first person in my ENTIRE FAMILY (including extended, on both sides) to pursue an advanced degree (just started my first full semester), and one of only a very small handful who got their Bachelor's degree.

-I was in a three-person relationship with two women for about two weeks until my original girlfriend got too jealous of the other girl, even though it was her idea to bring the other girl in in the first place

-I had a foursome with three women once (two of them were the ones from the previous bullet point)

-I consider myself to be one of the best Smash Brothers 64 players in the world. I've never been to a major tournament, but I've watched videos of matches. I'm positive I could destroy many of those people, and the dude who actually is the best, isn't a WHOLE lot better than me. I suck at Melee and Brawl though.

-My father had a debilitating stroke when I was 22. I cared for him in my house for 7 years. Even now he's living in one of my other houses and I still look after him pretty closely.

-I was a pizza delivery guy for 12 years, and only stopped a month ago (I'm actually embarrassed by this one)
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Somehow... your points don't make sense at all. You have to be very lucky (three houses) as a pizza delivery guy back then. I don't know. Sounds to good to be true. ;_;
 
Over the past 6 months or so, my wife and I have started exploring our kinkier sides with each other. I've found that I really enjoy having my balls played with. I've learned much and more about her.

I always thought that you were supposed to be more sexually exploratory at a younger age, but I guess the saying about 30's being the new 20's holds true, at least for me.
 
iRAWRasaurus said:
24 and I only slept with 2 girls. I lack confidences and I am pretty dense when it comes to girls hitting on me. During college, a girl was sitting be hide me, stuck her hand and felt my ass up and I did noting. During a party, a girl went into my room and came back out with one of my dress up shirts on and wearing no pants and I did absolutely noting. I have gotten a few messages over facebook pretty much saying "lets fuck" I never answered back. I was only able to make the connection they wanted to have sex the next day or so. But I never had the balls to make a move..
I always want to try out anal sex for some reason as well
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This is not real. I refuse to believe it.
 
StayDead said:
I can't watch porn because I find the camera angles, constant focus on the guys face and also the horrible extreme closeups disgusting.
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Hear hear! But then again these have always been problems with porn. The odd close up of genital-only-pounding has always been a kind of fun game trying to figure out where they're holding the camera.

Confession: Sometimes I take extended lunch breaks to fuck my SO silly and no one at work knows.
 
I posted this earlier in the thread, but now that it is explicitly about sexual stuff, I'm curious if I am alone in this or others have this preference as well:
I don't like porn that features guys with average to below average sized penises.
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I love the Scottish accent, it oozes with sex.
Never met a Scotsman/Scotswoman in my life, though :(


Singaporn said:
When I was in college I did porn and camming/jerking off on cam for money because living on your own is fucking expensive in honolulu. Needless to say I dropped out.
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Links pls?
 
I should just "go for it" sometimes. I'm fucking tired of seeing things passing by and not do a thing. I was with one of the most beautiful girls I've ever met in my entire life last night and did nothing, I didn't even try.
 
Acorn said:
Half of my personality is fake.

I used to be really quite shy, still can be sometimes. But I resolved to lie to myself that I was confident and eventually that led to making an alter ego of a vain slightly egotistical over confident dude.

Anything that I actually felt quite self conscious about I changed into one of my "strengths" by over compensating with faux confidence.

Thing is, shit works. Other people will believe the hype if you can convincingly lie to yourself.

So there is me that is on anti depressants and sleeping tablets. Then the other me that thinks his shit doesn't stink and couldn't give two shits about what other people think.

It's fucking exhausting, I mean I know we all wear masks (how you are in a professional work environment vs with close friends etc) but there comes a point that you don't even know who you truly are.
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I had a similar experience. It really is exhausting pretending to be someone you're not. I think I went too deep because At one point, all of my closest friends were drug dealers and I'm not even talking about weed. I couldn't even recognize myself.
 
I hate my self, I think Im the most imperfect human been alive, never had a real relationship. Dont worry GAF Im not suicidal, Im too scared of Dying.

For some odd reason Im very good at getting strippers to date me.
 
I'll bite, my girlfriend likes anal, being choked, slapped, tied up, whipped, gagged, and more. She also has has a rape fantasy we do sometimes, with a few different scenarios she likes in that. I know I've said some of this on GAF before.
 
I want to, no I NEED to try anal sex. Its my biggest fantasy

However Im still kind of a virgin at 22, Ive only got blowjobs,tittyfucks,and assjobs
 
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