Share a little secret about yourself, and make it sexual :-)

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My prom date had to go home early so I had a night with a good friend's date while he played beer pong.

I worked with him for over two years post high school and each weekend we worked together. I felt compelled to confess to him since he had a huge crush on her. I never did and I haven't seen him since. I feel so goddamn guilty, but at the same time, she had little interest in him.
 
A month or two back, I made some new friends online. I immediately had a crush on my new friends wife.

On a whim, I checked some adult sites to see if they had a profile, and I found out they were swingers.

I let my wife in on the secret and we used our insider knowledge to our advantage and we've been having lots of fun in and out of the bedroom since with them.
 
I don't know how to talk dirty. It makes me super self-concious.

I have a big stable group of friends that i love during the social moments we share in RL, but i resent the constant whatsapps, facebook messages, texts and such to the point that i go off the radar for days.

I can get jaleous of another persons vocabulary and manner of speech.
 
I thought I was blasé about sex, but reading this thread really confirms that I'm kind of a prude. Really interesting read. I personally don't really have any secrets/do anything out of the ordinary. I didn't know I was this vanilla.
 
This last girl I was talking to wanted to try something new so she picked peeing on her and in her. I fucked up right before we were going to do it and now I'm completely obsessed with the idea.
 
Jarate said:
I only have 2 kinks

interracial males having non sexual fun

and whipped cream being forced down someones mouth

my avatar is the only porn i'll ever see in my entire life
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So YOU'RE the audience for those white mess ads.

I've seriously been wondering who the hell they've been targeting for forever.
 
The idea of cheating on a relationship thrills me.
Done it on high school on one of my friends gf.
They were arguing for weeks, she was lonely.
Turns out she thinks I'm cute, so why not?
 
I can't get a proper erection during sex without hearing my sexual partner moan.
Like, I'll get halfway there, but if he's silent, it just completely fizzles eventually.
 
There's nothing that gets me going like girls in uniform, with an emphasis on Nazi/fascist uniforms/attire, which is admittedly kind of strange, considering I'm a social democrat/socialist in terms of political beliefs. I even have a heart with a uniform cap and "Mädchen in Uniform" in it tattooed on my arm, based on this Nachtmahr song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGVgOKPqch0
 
I think I've posted here before, but again sounds fun!

The best sexual experiences of my life were with women 10 and 12 years older than me. One was a milf for sure, the other was more realistic. The latter was the absolute best.

Bonus: I have an extremely difficult time finishing unless there's emotional attachment AND I'm watching that female sex flush.
 
Shaffield said:
I don't really have a foot fetish (they're attractive to me sometimes) but I LOVE when a girl's foot accidentally or playfully touches my cock

one day I need to ask a ladyfriend to go for the full footjob

also I definitely have some submissive tendencies and get really into facesitting
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Dude, you have a fetish. Embrace it.
 
Combichristoffersen said:
There's nothing that gets me going like girls in uniform, with an emphasis on Nazi/fascist uniforms/attire, which is admittedly kind of strange, considering I'm a social democrat/socialist in terms of political beliefs. I even have a heart with a uniform cap and "Mädchen in Uniform" in it tattooed on my arm, based on this Nachtmahr song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGVgOKPqch0
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In your defense, you can say a LOT of bad things about the Nazis, but they were always impeccably well-dressed. Dat Hugo Boss SS style.
 
Rex Griswold said:
I think I've posted here before, but again sounds fun!

The best sexual experiences of my life were with women 10 and 12 years older than me. One was a milf for sure, the other was more realistic. The latter was the absolute best.

Bonus: I have an extremely difficult time finishing unless there's emotional attachment AND I'm watching that female sex flush.
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what were their ages? how did you find yourself in those situations?

are we allowed to ask questions in this thread? lol. i have a complete milf fetish, so im living vicariously through you.
 
MIMIC said:
Gonna assume the sexual part was added later :)

I pull my hair. When I was younger (elementary school), I picked at the hair on top of my head (right above my forehead). At one point, I made a little bald patch. I also used to pull my eye brow hair.

These days, I pull at my underarm hair and....other areas (without getting too graphic). I don't know why I do it. I've never pulled at the hair on my forearms or legs, though.

Me pulling at the hair above my forehead was never a secret, though. My dad asked me how I got that bald patch on my head and I told him.
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It's pretty obvious you suffer from trichotillomania's, it can get pretty serious, you should definitely check out your options for treatment, I had a female friend go half bald
 
I've had sex at work 10+ times and probably closer to 50.

Love missionary more than any other position. Gives me the best control over both of ours orgasm. Can't stand anal. Prefer wet and warm and anal is a complete let down.
 
Mully said:
My prom date had to go home early so I had a night with a good friend's date while he played beer pong.

I worked with him for over two years post high school and each weekend we worked together. I felt compelled to confess to him since he had a huge crush on her. I never did and I haven't seen him since. I feel so goddamn guilty, but at the same time, she had little interest in him.
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I'm a little confused about this. Your date had a huge crush on your friend, but you didn't have the heart to tell him that you had fun with her date because she lacked interest in your date? It may be too early for me.
 
Terrell said:
In your defense, you can say a LOT of bad things about the Nazis, but they were always impeccably well-dressed. Dat Hugo Boss SS style.
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Indeed. The political ideology behind Nazism is all kinds of revolting, but their choice of attire, Albert Speer's visual design, the aesthetics of the Third Reich etc. have always fascinated me. There's just something very.. almost sexually dominant about how Speer designed his buildings.
 
Been with 15 different women in 4 years. Been with 15 different women my whole life.

So don't worry virgin gaf, you'll have a chance.

Every single woman has been Chinese.

I love black women and really really wanna date one. But I've only ever been attractive to Asians.
 
I daydream excessively, to the point where i would rather stay in bed and daydream all day than do anything else. Sometimes i put music on and pace around my room while daydreaming. I daydream in school, in church, at the doctor, while going for a walk, while watching a movie, i'm daydreaming as i'm typing this post, i daydreamed ABOUT typing this post... It started when i was 8 and i thought i was crazy for a long time, until i checked the internet where i learned that i have what is called "Maladaptive Daydreaming". The people who have it also have ADHD, social anxiety and depression(I have all of those things) but i don't know if they are the result of MD or the other way around. As for what triggers this behavior, it could be anything from listening to music to watching a movie or even having a conversation with someone. It's very difficult to do homework or pay attention to teachers without my head wondering off somewhere. It can be fun but most of the time it's a huge distraction.

So there you have it GAF, i haven't told anyone else.
 
UraMallas said:
This last girl I was talking to wanted to try something new so she picked peeing on her and in her. I fucked up right before we were going to do it and now I'm completely obsessed with the idea.
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Sounds like you missed a golden opprotunity.
 
I'm totally and completely into costumes -- but not the ones you'd think. Nurse? Lame. Cop? Nah. Military? Get out of here.

But bunny girl, done just the right way?
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Also of note is the dark magician girl. Not really even sure why.
 
I don't like receiving oral sex. It's the sexual equivalent of placing a car in neutral for me. The engine is running, but you're never going to get anywhere. I'd take a hand job over a BJ any day of the week.

And before the BJ defense force comes in here to tell me I just haven't had a good one yet, save it. I've been trying it longer than some GAFers have been alive. From men and women, blushing awkward virgins and total sluts, with tongue studs and without. It just does nothing for me.
 
JC Lately said:
I don't like receiving oral sex. It's the sexual equivalent of placing a car in neutral for me. The engine is running, but you're never going to get anywhere. I'd take a hand job over a BJ any day of the week.

And before the BJ defense force comes in here to tell me I just haven't had a good one yet, save it. I've been trying it longer than some GAFers have been alive. From men and women, blushing awkward virgins and total sluts, with tongue studs and without. It just does nothing for me.
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I kind of agree with this. It's nice, I do enjoy it, but it's more just a part of foreplay in my book. And the best bjs incorporate hjs anyway, so, yeah. I am still totally pro oral sex though (both ways of course), don't get it twisted, but it isn't really all it's cracked up to be a lot of the time.
 
JC Lately said:
I don't like receiving oral sex. It's the sexual equivalent of placing a car in neutral for me. The engine is running, but you're never going to get anywhere. I'd take a hand job over a BJ any day of the week.

And before the BJ defense force comes in here to tell me I just haven't had a good one yet, save it. I've been trying it longer than some GAFers have been alive. From men and women, blushing awkward virgins and total sluts, with tongue studs and without. It just does nothing for me.
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See I'm the opposite.

I will take a BJ over anal(girl or guy) or vaginal anyday. I just don't find it nearly as stimulating and I'm not very good at hiding it either. But a blowjob? Hell yes, I'm puddy in the blower's hands, well mouth.
 
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