Share a little secret about yourself, and make it sexual :-)

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JC Lately said:
I don't like receiving oral sex. It's the sexual equivalent of placing a car in neutral for me. The engine is running, but you're never going to get anywhere. I'd take a hand job over a BJ any day of the week.

And before the BJ defense force comes in here to tell me I just haven't had a good one yet, save it. I've been trying it longer than some GAFers have been alive. From men and women, blushing awkward virgins and total sluts, with tongue studs and without. It just does nothing for me.
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I can never get off on BJs either. I really like receiving them, but there just isn't enough pressure on my unit to stimulate it enough to orgasm. The only way it can work is if the girl just works on the tip and strokes the rest with her hand
 
I can't get off on blowjobs, but hooooly shit do I love getting them. I'd love if I got one everyday.

I'd also love if I COULD finish, but ah well, can't have everything.
 
Oral is wonderful, but yeah, I prefer giving oral or just vaginal sex. Though the last girl to blow me... Holy fuck. I think her ex had a monster dick so that might explain how she was so good.
 
i made a sextape with my ex and recorded it my android phone. id randomly watch it whenever i was in public in waiting rooms, or other similar places. she also had a copy to and said she showed it to a few of her friends, which i liked hearing, i got off on the idea of her friends seeing it.
 
-duskdoll- said:
I daydream excessively, to the point where i would rather stay in bed and daydream all day than do anything else. Sometimes i put music on and pace around my room while daydreaming. I daydream in school, in church, at the doctor, while going for a walk, while watching a movie, i'm daydreaming as i'm typing this post, i daydreamed ABOUT typing this post... It started when i was 8 and i thought i was crazy for a long time, until i checked the internet where i learned that i have what is called "Maladaptive Daydreaming". The people who have it also have ADHD, social anxiety and depression(I have all of those things) but i don't know if they are the result of MD or the other way around. As for what triggers this behavior, it could be anything from listening to music to watching a movie or even having a conversation with someone. It's very difficult to do homework or pay attention to teachers without my head wondering off somewhere. It can be fun but most of the time it's a huge distraction.

So there you have it GAF, i haven't told anyone else.
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I bet you have some pretty cool ideas.
 
-duskdoll- said:
I daydream excessively, to the point where i would rather stay in bed and daydream all day than do anything else. Sometimes i put music on and pace around my room while daydreaming. I daydream in school, in church, at the doctor, while going for a walk, while watching a movie, i'm daydreaming as i'm typing this post, i daydreamed ABOUT typing this post... It started when i was 8 and i thought i was crazy for a long time, until i checked the internet where i learned that i have what is called "Maladaptive Daydreaming". The people who have it also have ADHD, social anxiety and depression(I have all of those things) but i don't know if they are the result of MD or the other way around. As for what triggers this behavior, it could be anything from listening to music to watching a movie or even having a conversation with someone. It's very difficult to do homework or pay attention to teachers without my head wondering off somewhere. It can be fun but most of the time it's a huge distraction.

So there you have it GAF, i haven't told anyone else.
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I daydream excessively too, but it's also when I get my best ideas, so I find it kind of useful most of the time. Like I used to kick a football against the garage wall for hours while just thinking about stuff haha. I also have the same triggers, but I wouldn't say I have any of those other disorders so maybe I have some other psychological thing going on. I am a classic introvert though
 
-duskdoll- said:
I daydream excessively, to the point where i would rather stay in bed and daydream all day than do anything else. Sometimes i put music on and pace around my room while daydreaming. I daydream in school, in church, at the doctor, while going for a walk, while watching a movie, i'm daydreaming as i'm typing this post, i daydreamed ABOUT typing this post... It started when i was 8 and i thought i was crazy for a long time, until i checked the internet where i learned that i have what is called "Maladaptive Daydreaming". The people who have it also have ADHD, social anxiety and depression(I have all of those things) but i don't know if they are the result of MD or the other way around. As for what triggers this behavior, it could be anything from listening to music to watching a movie or even having a conversation with someone. It's very difficult to do homework or pay attention to teachers without my head wondering off somewhere. It can be fun but most of the time it's a huge distraction.

So there you have it GAF, i haven't told anyone else.
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Porcile said:
I daydream excessively too, but it's also when I get my best ideas, so I find it kind of useful most of the time. Like I used to kick a football against the garage wall for hours while just thinking about stuff haha. I also have the same triggers, but I wouldn't say I have any of those other disorders so maybe I have some other psychological thing going on. I am a classic introvert though
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An excessive daydreamer here too. I love it, but it causes me some problems. I've been doing terrible ar school lately, and it may be becasue in class I'm just not paying attention at all. Only way I found myself not daydreaming is when I'm reading or watching something extremely interesting for me. Otherwise my mind is just somewhere else.
 
Hycran said:
This might just be the least sexual thing said in this thread. Not knocking your fetish, but of all the fetishes that exist it is by far the most pedestrian.

or is an Asian schoolgirl fetish even more pedestrian? You be the judge
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I thought you were making a foot joke.
 
I think I ejaculate just as much as the next guy. Lol.

But makes for funny conversation. And my bulge always looks naturally big cause of how the little guys sit. Lol. So theres that.
 
Clydefrog said:
I speak gibberish and dance when I'm alone in the elevator. I've had some close calls with the doors suddenly opening.
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I speak gibberish and jump both when I accelerate and decelerate in the elevator. Where have you been, my long lost sibling? :D

For those who wonder why I jump, if you time it right and are on a fast elevator, you'll hang in midair longer when it accelerates. I feel like an astronaut on those things

As for something sexual... I have an addiction to giving oral (towards girls). My ex was pretty happy with that, since I could get her off with it =] but it's weird; I prefer doing that way more than to me receiving pleasure. It's not because my partner was bad at what she did, it's just that 99 times out of 100 I want to use my mouth, and I like using it everywhere (yes, even there), assuming that the girl is clean
 
I think I had jock itch a week or so ago after I worked out and didn't shower afterward. I cleaned it once a day with 91% isopropyl alcohol then rubbed teatree oil full strength on my dick and balls. The tingling feeling felt great. Also my balls smell better after a full day at work in a non air conditioned room standing next 600 degree baking ovens. I think I'm gonna keep rubbing teatree oil all over my balls every day simply because it acts as a very good deodorant. I'm gonna try teatree oil on my armpits instead of deodorant one of these days and see if it works just as well for armpit odor.

Also I love to jack off to videos of people cleaning industrial machine parts.
 
I have this growing insidious idea of banging a black skinny girl with big curly hair, I dont think its some jungle fever thing since I live in south america and ive been with black girls before, but the thing has definitely latched on to me and escalated to the point where im creepily asking for friends if they know someone that fits the profile, chatting up potential candidates through social media and checking up dating sites.
I know it doesnt sound so bad, but I just used the phrase "potential candidates" to refer to a woman and it kinda freaks me up since I never had a particular type.
 
Bluekaveli said:
Well I will start, when I get anxious or sad, I start to hum "La Mer" by NINs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2BUWyTPiceA

When I was going through the most suicidal stages of my life, I played this song a lot as I plotted to take myself away. When I hum the song, it reminds me that times were much harder before and whatever or is well get better over time.

Another fact, on my Last. Fm I have listened to this song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJGQHCC62b0

20,000+ times because it was the only way I could fall asleep, so when I woke up I had to take the song off repeat.



Anyway, what's something cool about you?
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I used to be a dog person, but now I really like cats!
 
I have a thing for chicks with round asses and short hair, but long hair is fine too.

I have an Anal fetish, and a love for the booty. Swiggity swooty.

I also have a thing for cute little femboys/transgendered with round asses. That's a fairly recent kink.

My dick is 7".
 
I got with this really, really attractive girl at the bar last night....after finding out she's getting married in two weeks.... and has kids....

Needed to get that off my chest since I'll never be able to repeat that outloud.
 
These past two weeks I've made out with six 18-year olds and one 17-year old. Nothing too exciting.

Also, I've only been with freshman students
 
CloudWolf said:
These past two weeks I've made out with six 18-year olds and one 17-year old. Nothing too exciting.

Also, I've only been with freshman students
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I instantly thought of this.
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JC Lately said:
I don't like receiving oral sex. It's the sexual equivalent of placing a car in neutral for me. The engine is running, but you're never going to get anywhere. I'd take a hand job over a BJ any day of the week.

And before the BJ defense force comes in here to tell me I just haven't had a good one yet, save it. I've been trying it longer than some GAFers have been alive. From men and women, blushing awkward virgins and total sluts, with tongue studs and without. It just does nothing for me.
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I gotta say, that sucks for you.
 
JC Lately said:
I don't like receiving oral sex. It's the sexual equivalent of placing a car in neutral for me. The engine is running, but you're never going to get anywhere. I'd take a hand job over a BJ any day of the week.

And before the BJ defense force comes in here to tell me I just haven't had a good one yet, save it. I've been trying it longer than some GAFers have been alive. From men and women, blushing awkward virgins and total sluts, with tongue studs and without. It just does nothing for me.
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Damn. My sympathies? I just don't know.
 
I'm incredibly self-destructive, but not in a suicidal sense. Not to sound conceited, but I've been told by several professional analysts that I'm far above average, intelligence-wise, and that I have potential to do truly great things. Instead of that, I dropped out of uni after spending the last six months alone in my room, wasted and got made redundant from the job opportunity my mother got me, have nearly broken off contact with the guy I was making a game with, cannot motivate myself to do anything remotely approaching productive and am about £200 in debt. I spend most days alone in my room, sleeping in too late, wasting time online or playing games with friends, then staying up way too late. I avoid meals with my family when I can and subsist mostly on junk snacks I buy for myself with money I don't have. The only way I ever come close to putting my full efforts into something is when I'm helping someone, but for a variety of semi-selfish reasons I can't see myself ever being a teacher or anything.

I'm basically a huge piece of shit, except in my interactions with friends, because I like being nice to the people I care about and trying to ensure that they're happy.

My last (and only) relationship of about 3 years ended, after a month-long battle of the silent treatment, with a text she sent me.

I love to sing and play guitar, and I dream of being the frontman of a successful band, but the reality is I am a horrible singer and a mediocre guitarist at best, and am too nervous of putting myself out there to try for singing/ music lessons. Plus, I doubt I could ever motivate myself to put in the effort practicing etc to get anywhere close to a professional level.

Though I'm outgoing to the point of arrogance and vanity when with friends, mostly for comedic effect, when it comes to making new relationships with people, especially potential girlfriends, I find it incredibly difficult to make the first move and have probably missed several opportunities both romantic and otherwise due to my unwillingness to be proactive.

Damn, this turned into a huge self-pity party. Typing it out was nice to vent, at least. I don't really have any fun secrets or anything.

To appease the sexy-seeking mod gods, I'm probably into pegging and would love to try it with a strapon, trans-woman or very feminine/ androgynous guy, but I won't have sex outside of a relationship and I can't see myself being with someone anytime soon.
 
Button up dress shirts on moderately attractive to highly attractive girls are my weakness, my kryptonite. They're just. so. HOT.
 
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