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[UberTag]

The important thing to take away from all this is that the Bruins beat Montreal last night.

 

[Sanjuro]

...and that the draft sucks.

 

[Bread]

and that sanjuro is a fraud

i bet he's never even taken his shirt off

 

[Sanjuro]

and that sanjuro is a fraud

i bet he's never even taken his shirt off

That doesn't do anyone, any good.

Still, I bet I'm more shirtless than the lot of you.

 

[Dutch Gronk]

Friends, we need a new thread for season 3. Now is the time.

So we need a new thread title. Throw some suggestion my way.

Shirtless FF League |S3| No Shirt, All Service

Any more suggestions?

 

[Bread]

Shirtless FF League |S3| We Were Born Shirtless

 

[BlackGhost]

Shirtless FF League |S3| Get shirtless or die trying

 

[Greg]

Shirtless FF League |S3| #hashtag

 

[rando14]

Shirtless FF League |S3| Scared Shirtless

 

[Greg]

Shirtless FF League |S3| Drake Sucks

 

[BlackGhost]

Fined Greg. Take his 1st away

 

[Kave_Man]

Shirtless FF League |S3| Drake Sucks

Shirtless FF League |S3| Greg wears shirts and isn't allowed here

 

[BlackGhost]

Shirtless FF League |S3| Greg is a racist

 

[Greg]

:jnc

 

[Sanjuro]

Shirtless FF League |S3| I Lube my Cock with Fraud.

 

[Bread]

Shirtless FF League |S3| Now With 100% Less Shirts!

Shirtless FF League |S3| Take off your shirt and jack it

 

[Dutch Gronk]

A lot of good suggestions, I think Greg is on to something with a hashtag in there. It makes us seem hip and all the cool kids will dig it.

 

[The_Darkest_Red]

Shirtless FF League |S3| Scared Shirtless

I like this one!

 

[Fox318]

Shirted FF League : This time we are dressed to impress

 

[BlackGhost]

Shirtless FF League |S3| We shirtless, HNNNNggghhhhhh #Gronking

 

[Dutch Gronk]

Shirted FF League : This time we are dressed to impress

Fox.

Pls.

Y

Stahp

Shirtless FF League |S3| We shirtless, HNNNNggghhhhhh #Gronking

This is classy as hell. This will make the other GAF leagues respect us even more.

I can't choose anymore.

 

[Greg]

just string them all together to make the longest topic title in GAF history

 

[Dutch Gronk]

just string them all together to make the longest topic title in GAF history

This is the bestest idea.

WEEEEEEESSSSSSSS!

 

[BlackGhost]

just string them all together to make the longest topic title in GAF history

:jnc , best fantasy league on Gaf

 

[Fox318]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLvGM9mZGuo

 

[Bread]

just string them all together to make the longest topic title in GAF history

my vote goes to this

 

[Wes]

This is the bestest idea.

WEEEEEEESSSSSSSS!

There's a character limit to titles. I don't have the power to exceed that. You'll know when you hit it when typing in a title for a new thread anyway.

 

[Dutch Gronk]

Shirtless FF League |S3| #GronkGronk #ScaredShirtless #BornShirtless #Drake #NoShirts


This is the Maximum amount of characters.

edit: Also posting this here so I can find it when the world cup starts

 

[MRSA]

Terrorist

 

[Dutch Gronk]

Terrorist

 

[UberTag]

ESPN's having their annual Fantasy Football Rankings summit this afternoon.
This is where they set their initial post-draft position rankings that should hold relatively static until training camp.

QUARTERBACKS

1. Peyton Manning - Denver Broncos - Age 38 - 2013 Ranking = 1st
2. Aaron Rodgers - Green Bay Packers - Age 30 - 2013 Ranking = 23rd {9 Games Played}
3. Drew Brees - New Orleans Saints - Age 35 - 2013 Ranking = 2nd
4. Matthew Stafford - Detroit Lions - Age 26 - 2013 Ranking = 6th {Tied}
5. Cam Newton - Carolina Panthers - Age 25 - 2013 Ranking = 5th
6. Andrew Luck - Indianapolis Colts - Age 24 - 2013 Ranking = 6th {Tied}
7. Robert Griffin III - Washington Redskins - Age 24 - 2013 Ranking = 18th {Tied} {13 Games Played}
8. Nick Foles - Philadelphia Eagles - Age 25 - 2013 Ranking = 10th {13 Games Played}
9. Russell Wilson - Seattle Seahawks - Age 25 - 2013 Ranking = 9th
10. Colin Kaepernick - San Francisco 49ers - Age 26 - 2013 Ranking = 12th

No respect for last year's Top 5 fantasy studs Andy Dalton (17th) and Philip Rivers (14th).

RUNNING BACKS

1. Adrian Peterson - Minnesota Vikings - Age 29 - 2013 Ranking = 7th {14 Games Played}
2. LeSean McCoy - Philadelphia Eagles - Age 25 - 2013 Ranking = 2nd
3. Jamaal Charles - Kansas City Chiefs - Age 27 - 2013 Ranking = 1st {15 Games Played}
4. Matt Forte - Chicago Bears - Age 28 - 2013 Ranking = 3rd
5. Marshawn Lynch - Seattle Seahawks - Age 28 - 2013 Ranking = 4th
6. Eddie Lacy - Green Bay Packers - Age 23 - 2013 Ranking = 6th {15 Games Played}
7. Doug Martin - Tampa Bay Buccaneers - Age 25 - 2013 Ranking = 57th {Tied} {6 Games Played}
8. Arian Foster - Houston Texans - Age 27 - 2013 Ranking = 41st {8 Games Played}
9. Zac Stacy - St. Louis Rams - Age 23 - 2013 Ranking = 17th {14 Games Played}
10. DeMarco Murray - Dallas Cowboys - Age 26 - 2013 Ranking = 8th {Tied} {14 Games Played} * HAS NEVER PLAYED A FULL 16-GAME SEASON *

Knowshon Moreno dropped down to 31st but that's no surprise given his change of locale to Miami. He's probably being undercut a little at that ranking, though.
Ditto for Chris Johnson (22nd). The Jets backfield is a veritable platoon reminiscent of the Patriots. I'd be hard-pressed to count on any of those guys for consistent production.
Fred Jackson was dropped to 35th in respect for his age (now 33). No respect for Ryan Mathews (17th). I have a feeling that's too conservative.
Trent Truck is still overrated (21st).

WIDE RECEIVERS

1. Calvin Johnson - Detroit Lions - Age 28 - 2013 Ranking = 3rd {14 Games Played}
2. Demaryius Thomas - Denver Broncos - Age 26 - 2013 Ranking = 2nd
3. A.J. Green - Cincinnati Bengals - Age 25 - 2013 Ranking = 4th
4. Dez Bryant - Dallas Cowboys - Age 25 - 2013 Ranking = 7th
5. Brandon Marshall - Chicago Bears - Age 30 - 2013 Ranking = 5th
6. Julio Jones - Atlanta Falcons - Age 25 - 2013 Ranking = 64th {Tied} {5 Games Played}
7. Jordy Nelson - Green Bay Packers - Age 28 - 2013 Ranking = 11th
8. Alshon Jeffery - Chicago Bears - Age 24 - 2013 Ranking = 9th
9. Antonio Brown - Pittsburgh Steelers - Age 25 - 2013 Ranking = 6th
10. Randall Cobb - Green Bay Packers - Age 23 - 2013 Ranking = 59th {6 Games Played}

Josh Gordon's stock (38th - may not even play) has collapsed expectedly in light of his latest suspension.
Eric Decker (35th) has absolutely zero respect with the Jets QBs now throwing to him.
DeSean Jackson (15th) holds up better as a Redskin opposite Pierre Garcon (14th).

TIGHT ENDS

1. Jimmy Graham - New Orleans Saints - Age 27 - 2013 Ranking = 1st * MAY NOT ACTUALLY BE A TIGHT END *
2. Julius Thomas - Denver Broncos - Age 25 - 2013 Ranking = 3rd {14 Games Played}
3. GRONK GRONK - New England Patriots - Age 24 - 2013 Ranking = 14th {Tied} {7 Games Played}
4. Vernon Davis - San Francisco 49ers - Age 30 - 2013 Ranking = 2nd {15 Games Played}
5. Jason Witten - Dallas Cowboys - Age 32 - 2013 Ranking = 5th {Tied}
6. Jordan Cameron - Cleveland Browns - Age 25 - 2013 Ranking = 5th {Tied} {15 Games Played}
7. Greg Olsen - Carolina Panthers - Age 29 - 2013 Ranking = 8th

The rest of these guys don't matter.

 

[Kave_Man]

Fuck those draft ratings.

I base my picks on how good they look without a shirt.

 

[ActStriker]

I just realized I'm older than Gronk.

 

[Dutch Gronk]

Season 3 original anthem

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TzER-YNQko#t=35

So I’m right back to it
They all love how I do it
Can’t nobody else do it like me

The game will never be the same
I’m heading for the Hall of Fame
I bet you heard the name Gronkowski

 

[BlackGhost]

Shirtless, HNNnnnnghhhhh!

 

[Wrayfield]

Shirtless, HNNnnnnghhhhh!

Those NFL d-linemen are gonna break JFF in two. Dude looks pretty small.

 

[Greg]

they can't break him if they can't reach him!

 

[Dutch Gronk]

Shirtless, HNNnnnnghhhhh!

Stars and stripes shorts, longhorn tattoo.

What's not to love.

 

[BlackGhost]

Those NFL d-linemen are gonna break JFF in two. Dude looks pretty small.

Fight me.

Stars and stripes shorts, longhorn tattoo.

What's not to love.

Those aren't Stars and Stripes. They're are cups and balls ( beers pong ) great man, I will draft him.

 

[Dutch Gronk]

Those aren't Stars and Stripes. They're are cups and balls ( beers pong ) great man, I will draft him.

That's even better.

 

[Kave_Man]

Step off BG, I will fight Wrayfield.

You're too youngry and youthful, we have to think about the future of Browns-GAF.

I'm an old, my life is almost over.

 

[Wrayfield]

Fight me.

Those aren't Stars and Stripes. They're are cups and balls ( beers pong ) great man, I will draft him.

Step off BG, I will fight Wrayfield.

You're too youngry and youthful, we have to think about the future of Browns-GAF.

I'm an old, my life is almost over.

Come at me, young and old bitch Kitties.

I'm genuinely concerned for Johnny's health.

 

[ActStriker]

I'm bored.

Shirtless FF League |S3| #GronkGronk #ScaredShirtless #BornShirtless #Drake #NoShirts

Shirtless FF League |S3| We're Up All Night to Get Shirtless

 

[Fox318]

Anyone want to do a World Cup Bracket?

 

[Greg]

USA! USA! USA!

 

[ActStriker]

Anyone want to do a World Cup Bracket?

I set up one on MLSsoccer.com in the American Soccer thread:

http://bracket.mlssoccer.com/group?group_id=71
Name: NeoGAF
Password: believe

 

[MRSA]

So what pick should I get?

 

[Bread]

So what pick should I get?

Last

 

[UberTag]

So what pick should I get?

Depends on whether you want to draft a good player or if you want to draft Doug Martin.

 

[Sanjuro]

I want to draft Michael Bishop.