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[BlackGhost]

BG, what's your grand strategy this week to topple my team after losing half of your active roster to injury over the past 7 days? I know you've got some crazy gameplan to pull out a win on Sunday even without the services of Foster, Abdullah, Moncrief and Coleman.

Luck's going to dial up 6 TDs against the Chargers... all to Allen and Dorsett. I just know it!

Holy shit I just looked at my team and realized what happened.....

Yeah.... I have a master plan......

 

[rando14]

Dam, Bg's fantasy team is the Browns of the Shirtless league...

 

[UberTag]

Dam, Bg's fantasy team is the Browns of the Shirtless league...

Corey Coleman's an all-star in that he's a fixture on both squads.

 

[rando14]

Kavery is kicking my ass!! I don't deserve this pain!!

 

[Wes]

I forget who controls which team.

 

[Eleuin]

Fantasy football was a mistake

 

[BlackGhost]

What is the lowest point total by a team in a match? ....

 

[rando14]

Lets take a vote, should we cancel Fantasy football or should we just cancel Football in general??

 

[BlackGhost]

Lets take a vote, should we cancel Fantasy football or should we just cancel Football in general??

Let's become a fantasy nascar league

 

[FloydtheFathead]

Fantasy football was a mistake

Fantasy was a mistake.. Fuck

 

[Kave_Man]

Kavery is kicking my ass!! I don't deserve this pain!!

I am disgusted this is happening to you my good friend.

I have been crying all day once I saw the score.

 

[Eleuin]

Did BG's boy show up to one Browns game? smh

 

[Dutch Gronk]

Let's become a fantasy nascar league

Man, I was gonna draft Billy "Bubba" Bob Johnson, but now that he got into that ugly divorce with his sister it will probably hurt his performance.

Also, Fox and his Jests

 

[Sanjuro]

Thanks, Fitzmagic.

 

[Dutch Gronk]

Thanks, Fitzmagic.

We're gonna be the only perfect teams still standing after this week.

 

[Fox318]

I even picked the Jets in survival.

 

[Dutch Gronk]

I even picked the Jets in survival.

Well that wasn't very smart now was it?

0 points from Gronk and I'm 3-0! I need to survive to week 5, then a Flash Gordon can go into my line-up and score massive garbage time yards against the Puts.

 

[BlackGhost]

I even picked the Jets in survival.

I pick the Browns to win every week in pick em.

 

[Dutch Gronk]

I pick the Browns to win every week in pick em.

That's a guaranteed 8 picks correct this season!

 

[BlackGhost]

Honestly the fact that anyone scored less points then me this week amazes me..
*stares at fox

That's a guaranteed 8 picks correct this season!

😎😎

 

[Dutch Gronk]

Hey guys, who's in first place now?

 

[Sanjuro]

You must not be looking at the standings hard enough, MOTHERFUCKER.

 

[Bread]

omg fox why

*pukes

fine him for throwing the game dutch!

 

[UberTag]

I hate to say it but I think this might be the year Dutch takes down the entire Shirtless league. I'm way impressed by his team even with Gronk acting as de facto cheerleader.

 

[FloydtheFathead]

I hate to say it but I think this might be the year Dutch takes down the entire Shirtless league. I'm way impressed by his team even with Gronk acting as de facto cheerleader.

I feel like this is my fault..

I didn't do my waiver wire picks.. So I'm stuck with Sammie Coates as my WR 3..

I'm fucked..

 

[Bread]

I hate to say it but I think this might be the year Dutch takes down the entire Shirtless league. I'm way impressed by his team even with Gronk acting as de facto cheerleader.

I would like to officially announce that Dutch is doing it for Greg!

 

[rando14]

Im with Greg!!

 

[BlackGhost]

Oh captain my greg

 

[Bread]

Matthew Berry @MattBerryFantasyExpert 2m ago
Hearing whispers that @ShirtlessCommish is not doing it for bae as per early reports, he is in fact doing it for Greg.

this is unprecedented

 

[FloydtheFathead]

Why would Dutch do it for Greg? Do it for you Dutch..

 

[Bread]

Why would Dutch do it for Greg? Do it for you Dutch..

 

[FloydtheFathead]

Bring it Bread..

 

[rando14]

Has there ever been as big of a villain on GAF as the floy!! Every time we experience happiness he ruins it!!

 

[FloydtheFathead]

Has there ever been as big of a villain on GAF as the floy!! Every time we experience happiness he ruins it!!

I enjoy being the heel.. I thrive on it..

Now going to have a live-sex celebration on Raw with Lita now.

Spoiler

i miss dumb wrestling storylines

 

[BlackGhost]

Has there ever been as big of a villain on GAF as the floy!! Every time we experience happiness he ruins it!!

He's so out of control. I cry myself to sleep on days that end in Y.

 

[FloydtheFathead]

He's so out of control. I cry myself to sleep on days that end in Y.

Good..

 

[rando14]

FloytheFuccboi

 

[FloydtheFathead]

FloytheFuccboi

 

[Dutch Gronk]

I'm doing it for bae and bae alone.

 

[FloydtheFathead]

I'm doing it for bae and bae alone.

Bae doesn't care.. Do it for yourself.

She's too busy trying to survive the continent that God forgot in Australia as everything on the hellhole wants to eat/kill her. Your prayers would do more good to help her than a sport I assume she cares little about.

Do it for you friend.. Do it for you..
As someone much wiser than myself said..
"Live for yourself, there's no one else more worth living for."

 

[BlackGhost]

Floy pls go back to being a nice boy, boi.

 

[FloydtheFathead]

Floy pls go back to being a nice boy, boi.

You're right.. Maybe I'll..

Not

There will be no face turn.. I'm staying full heel.

 

[Bread]

Floy telling Dutch to forget about bae!?!!??

I can't stand by and let this disrespect happen to our commish! Let me at him!

 

[FloydtheFathead]

Floy telling Dutch to forget about bae!?!!??

I can't stand by and let this disrespect happen to our commish! Let me at him!

https://youtu.be/XG8dgN6x2EA

This is you right now Bread

 

[rando14]

*looks at matchup
*up against AJ green this week
*already 30 points behind

......

 

[Himynameischris]

*looks at matchup
*up against AJ green this week
*already 30 points behind

......

We tried friend Rando...we really did try to stop him

 

[Dutch Gronk]

Floy receives a 200k fine for Disrespecting bae and an additional 200k because he's a repeat offender.

This is strike 2 Floy

 

[FloydtheFathead]

Floy receives a 200k fine for Disrespecting bae and an additional 200k because he's a repeat offender.

This is strike 2 Floy

I was trying to get you to love yourself.. I had no intention of disrespecting your bae.

Bae would want you to love yourself? Isn't that how the couples thing work last I looked?

Am I going to get the record for largest fine?

 

[rando14]

I propose another $100K fine to Floy for asking if he has the record for largest fine

 

[Bread]

Floy isn't backing down from his statements on bae!!!!!

What would drive a normal boy to make such fuckboi decisions 😔